| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 6/19/2005 3:26:40 PM | Seen this on a supposedly real tombstone in Montreal on a joke site...
John:
Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountain
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are
Missed by your friends
I believe you're supposed to take the first letter of each sentence. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 552 | |
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grimes
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Joined: 6/16/2005
Msg: 554 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 6/27/2005 12:05:27 AM | Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in
a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, and shouting, "Holy shit! What a ride! | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 6/27/2005 12:13:27 AM | | All worked up by a mortician now I have to lie here all warmed up for how long. | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 6/27/2005 2:43:37 AM | Here lies Keisha all dressed up and no where to go | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 557 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 8:59:18 PM | Here i lie all alone broken hearted
got hit by a truck and then departed
They scraped me up and put me in this box
i should have kept my eyes on the road
but damn that girl was a fox
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 9:02:42 PM | How did I get here?
It has been such a long time
Time now to rest.
Love to all
Off Topic: I forgot this was around. | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 9:19:17 PM | If I only left more money for my 3 ex wives
but i put all of in the writing of this tomstone. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 560 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 9:31:29 PM | | I wonder if that dead chick next to me would like to jump my bones? | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 9:58:21 PM |
If I only left more money for my 3 ex wives
smitten what have you been smokin??? give me some.....
then I can die laughing........................ | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 563 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 10:17:08 PM | | When the car was stuck on the tracks i should have never turned around and ran back for my cigarettes | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/18/2006 11:49:49 PM | Remember man,
as you pass by
as you are now
so once was I.
As I am now
you soon shall be
so therefore think
of eternity.
Saw that ^^ on a tombstone in a graveyard I used to live close too - and it has permanently been etched into my brain.
and Chuck, hun -- wtf "if the chick next to me wants to jump my bones"??
thanks for the chuckle darlin'! | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 2/19/2006 12:02:23 AM | This is what my mom threatened to have written on hers when she goes:
Tits and toes up,
Here she goes.
Where she ends up,
Nobody knows...
So classy, my ma, huh?
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/20/2006 9:35:42 AM | He was kind and brave,,,,, and dumber than the dirt we buried him with. | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/20/2006 10:14:55 AM | I have a giant smile, knowing my ex wife won't be getting my estate.
Welcome to my tombstone, I am taking appointments for next tuesday.
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xchuck
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 568 | |
| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/20/2006 8:49:14 PM | Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
that is all
that is left of me
after getting hit by a bus | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/20/2006 9:02:15 PM | Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
What's a sweater
Without a Bust? 
^^^He told me to do it!  
Okay this reminded me of another death notice.....lol
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was ."
LMAO : ) | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/21/2006 12:41:21 AM | | Shhh, don't walk so loud, I'm trying to sleep forever. | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/21/2006 1:27:24 AM | | If you keep staring, I'm going to trade places with you.... | |
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| A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 3/21/2006 2:14:46 AM | | " Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? " | |
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