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 Author Thread: A GRAVE SITUATION
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 51
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:09:07 PM
lmao


"i thought you said push the RED button"
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 52
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:13:25 PM
They had no car nor a place in the desert for me.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 53
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:19:58 PM
" i said i wish for some head...NOT i wish to be dead
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 54
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:23:47 PM
"i just went into the hospital for a penis enlargement....buts thanks for putting it in my hand when you buried me...and whatever you do don't pay that butcher that put me here."
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 55
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:25:05 PM
...but it only said 'Kills Bugs Dead!'
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 56
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:29:07 PM
Wow, speed DOES kill. Who knew?
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 57
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:31:57 PM
Gone to Heaven - BRB
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 58
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:38:12 PM
" i guess i should have remembered the parachute before i jumped"
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 59
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:43:02 PM
Visualize whirled peas.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with dying, but I saw a bumper sticker that said that once and couldn't stop laughing.
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 60
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:49:02 PM
Dam… I’ll never do that again.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 61
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 5:56:55 PM
" i hope you fired that dumbarse security guard for leaving his gun on the prop table...now i'll never get that oscar"
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 62
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:03:46 PM
" who's laughing now you golddigger...i left all my money to the homeless. but don't worry you'll be joining them soon, because us left the house to the dog and he dos'nt like you"
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 63
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:04:06 PM
Sounds similar to what happened to Brandon Lee . . .
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 64
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:04:52 PM
RIP
Who farted?
 lost in illinois

Joined: 3/29/2004
Msg: 65
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:05:27 PM
Hey move over your standing on my chest!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 66
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:09:07 PM
" awww...look at all the pretty daisies"
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 67
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:09:37 PM
I really had to go. Sorry Folks.
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 68
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:10:12 PM
That's all folks!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 69
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:14:17 PM
" i ain't afraid of no ghost"
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 70
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:16:51 PM
Do not lean on Gravestone.
Insurance Policy Expired.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 71
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:18:54 PM
" i'm getting a little worried, jeffrey dahlmer is down here and he's checking out my package"
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 72
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:19:35 PM
Let me out I am afraid of small spaces!!!!
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 73
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:22:37 PM
Check out my Grave!
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 74
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:22:48 PM
I should have got the casket with the big screen TV in the top.
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 75
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 6:31:39 PM
Taliban #45971
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