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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > A GRAVE SITUATION      Mod Threads Home login   Page 4 of 24 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24  Author  Thread: A GRAVE SITUATION  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 76 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:33:23 PM "i should have never married a blond....when i was under the hood, i said turn the CAR over...not run ME over"  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 77 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:35:05 PM And this is what I get for doing a Triple Life Sentence?  MSTJedi Joined: 8/22/2004 Msg: 78 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:36:36 PM Should've known there was something funny about that card that said "Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 79 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:40:45 PM Go ahead, take a Piss! Make my Day!  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 80 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:49:29 PM " i knew she was in her peak years...but dang i'd do it all over again. my heart gave out but i died with a smile on my face. thanks alarmed" joking  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 81 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:53:13 PM I said I wanted pink satin lining, not to hear you all lying!!!!  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 82 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:54:45 PM Application for Discharge of all Debts Pending.  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 83 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 6:58:59 PM " i said a PINE box....NOT a cardboard box"  MSTJedi Joined: 8/22/2004 Msg: 84 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:02:24 PM Don't laugh, it's paid for. It is paid for, right, Honey?  Ticketoride Joined: 6/3/2004 Msg: 85 view profile History Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:02:39 PM Found Guilty of 1 count of J-Walking.  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 86 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:04:51 PM " all things considered....i'd rather be in canada"  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 87 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:10:16 PM Hey, who put me in this dirty hole, could'nt they have cleaned it first?  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 88 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:17:55 PM " you lied, you said you could'nt live without me...two days later you married the poolboy, i knew i did'nt leave that radio on the edge of the pool"  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 89 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:25:06 PM I thought you said you fixec the brakes on my car...not"fixed" the brakes on my car!  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 90 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:25:43 PM That’s it I’m done.  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 91 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:35:00 PM Stick a fork in me, no really I'm dead, I won't feel a thing! Boooo Gottcha LOL  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 92 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:45:17 PM Finally the sleep I deserve!  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 93 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:48:12 PM When they said go take a nap, I did not think they meant a grass nap...  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 94 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 7:57:10 PM " i said cut me a piece of cake...NOT cut me into a pieces and throw me a wake"  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 95 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:02:40 PM What part of burn my ass was not clear to you?  lvsurfer Joined: 10/26/2004 Msg: 96 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:10:47 PM Guess who’s in the box, win a prize.  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 97 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:17:49 PM Box in a Box, yeah, you all thought my sick sense of humour would depart with me!  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 98 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:20:12 PM " all the money i left you and all you could afford was this lousy plastic tombstone" made in china  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 99 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:27:09 PM " everybody else was'nt wearing a seat belt....i was and look where i am at, dumbarse goverment safety standards..ptffff"  alarmed Joined: 8/30/2004 Msg: 100 Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:37:30 PM Hey dig me up my hairs getting messy! Page 4 of 24 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24

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