xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 101 | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 102 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:44:31 PM | | "did you check at the babe next to me...i sure like to jump her bones" | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:47:54 PM | Hay why does this coffin look like an iron madden? O-that’s what they meant by another nail in the coffin.
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:52:15 PM | | Cigarettes cause cancer? Man, they should put a warning on those things! | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 105 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:52:22 PM | | " i can't feel my legs, i can't feel my legs.....oh wait i don't have any" | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 8:53:36 PM | | Here lies the answer to the question "What happens if you have phantom limb syndrome for your head?" | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:02:35 PM | | See that headstone over there, yeah I used to date that guy! | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 111 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:04:00 PM | | " i finally mention to beat the system...no more taxes" | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 112 | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 113 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:08:20 PM | | "somebody's got to get me out of here, my body is falling apart from lack of exercise" | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:15:23 PM | | Good i can finally aceive the look I have been going for...skeleton!!!! LOL | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 118 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:25:41 PM | | " i should have known not to play golf in a thunderstorm....at least you saved on having me cremated" | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:29:59 PM | How about a head stone with a quarter slot and phone hand set that says “For a good time call”
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:34:04 PM | | Well as a matter of fact I don't have anything better to do than lay around rotting...what of it? | |
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| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:38:06 PM | | When everyone yells "DUCK!" do it. It doesn't mean they're really excited about water fowl. | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 122 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:40:51 PM | | " i guess i'm going to miss the super bowl this year....heaven only plays reruns of seventh heaven twenty four hours a day" | |
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xchuck
| Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 125 | |
| Re: A GRAVE SITUATION Posted: 9/24/2004 9:54:53 PM | | " keep the noise down...your going to wake up the dead" | |
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