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 Author Thread: A GRAVE SITUATION
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 101
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:42:37 PM
" YOU feel bad....think about how i'm felling"
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 102
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:44:31 PM
"did you check at the babe next to me...i sure like to jump her bones"
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 103
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:47:54 PM
Hay why does this coffin look like an iron madden?
O-that’s what they meant by another nail in the coffin.
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 104
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:52:15 PM
Cigarettes cause cancer? Man, they should put a warning on those things!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 105
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:52:22 PM
" i can't feel my legs, i can't feel my legs.....oh wait i don't have any"
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 106
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:53:36 PM
Here lies the answer to the question "What happens if you have phantom limb syndrome for your head?"
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 107
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 8:59:58 PM
1 Miata + 1 Hummer = 1 Big Mess
 SenileGranny

Joined: 7/3/2004
Msg: 108
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Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:01:15 PM
Blarney stone
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 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 109
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:02:00 PM
Shhhhh! I'm trying to sleep down here!
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 110
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:02:35 PM
See that headstone over there, yeah I used to date that guy!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 111
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:04:00 PM
" i finally mention to beat the system...no more taxes"
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 112
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:05:59 PM
* manage* not mention
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 113
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:08:20 PM
"somebody's got to get me out of here, my body is falling apart from lack of exercise"
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 114
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:09:50 PM
I need a manicure!
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 115
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:10:31 PM
Ah, now I can lose weight and just lay around.
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 116
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:15:23 PM
Good i can finally aceive the look I have been going for...skeleton!!!! LOL
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 117
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:19:48 PM
What are you looking at!?!
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 118
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:25:41 PM
" i should have known not to play golf in a thunderstorm....at least you saved on having me cremated"
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 119
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:29:59 PM
How about a head stone with a quarter slot and phone hand set that says
“For a good time call”
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 120
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:34:04 PM
Well as a matter of fact I don't have anything better to do than lay around rotting...what of it?
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 121
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:38:06 PM
When everyone yells "DUCK!" do it. It doesn't mean they're really excited about water fowl.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 122
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:40:51 PM
" i guess i'm going to miss the super bowl this year....heaven only plays reruns of seventh heaven twenty four hours a day"
 lvsurfer

Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 123
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:42:05 PM
Sounds more like hell chuck. LOL
 MSTJedi

Joined: 8/22/2004
Msg: 124
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:52:33 PM
My thoughts exactly.
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 125
Re: A GRAVE SITUATION
Posted: 9/24/2004 9:54:53 PM
" keep the noise down...your going to wake up the dead"
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