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 Shende1923

Joined: 8/23/2006
Msg: 51
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Posted: 8/15/2008 11:40:16 PM
< Scenic Route , most memorable!

grab your cameras cus messages this short are not allowed... take this route and you will put it in the memory album.. maybe of what not to do again?
 coastinman

Joined: 12/28/2007
Msg: 52
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Posted: 8/16/2008 7:38:31 AM
this is my sex life:
speed hump ahead
emergency stopping only
hitchhikers may be inmates
parking for drive thru service only
 OhFunnyMe

Joined: 1/2/2008
Msg: 53
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Posted: 8/16/2008 9:05:02 AM
Hey, doesn't that last one also go, "Parking for customers only"?
 ashley1861

Joined: 11/6/2004
Msg: 54
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Posted: 8/16/2008 10:32:39 PM
Merge Right (a sign I saw in Canada)

in Uvalde a sign on the side of the road,
"This is God's Country
Don't Drive Thru it Like Hell"

and then there's the adapted sign,
"Beaver Crossing"
 SAguy_06

Joined: 12/29/2005
Msg: 55
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Posted: 8/18/2008 5:55:19 PM
msg 46~

".... RAILROAD CROSSING,LOOK OUT FOR CARS"....can you spell that,without any "R's"


... AIL OAD C OSSING,LOOK OUT FOR CA S"...can you spell that, without any " 's".

I dont get it

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Constuction Zone-

" Reduce Speed" Give us a Brake
 GirlTexan

Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 56
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Posted: 8/18/2008 6:12:22 PM
The proper answer is THAT

As for road signs and sex life ..

Scenic Viewpoint Ahead

At least it's not wrong way
 whyspr

Joined: 7/23/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 8/18/2008 6:33:52 PM
oh great... first I don't have any sex life.. and nowwwwwwwwwww I an't think of a sign that says what my non-existant sex life is like either..

*depressed*
 SunnyTexas

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 8/18/2008 7:08:54 PM
Do not drive into smoke !
 afishinanagrinin

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 59
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Posted: 8/18/2008 7:49:33 PM
Entry The Right Way.
 OhFunnyMe

Joined: 1/2/2008
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Posted: 8/19/2008 7:49:25 AM
Anybody want to take "Buckle Up For Safety"?

How about "Closed To Thru Traffic"?
 Shende1923

Joined: 8/23/2006
Msg: 61
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Posted: 8/19/2008 3:30:00 PM
Y intersection ahead.....

Hey, they have "last gas for X miles... think there are any " last Diner for X miles?" Better eat now! ..........

 Dude17

Joined: 8/7/2008
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Posted: 8/19/2008 10:31:43 PM
Mine would have to be heck several discribe it
Caution 4 way Stop
Beware of Falling Rocks
Low clearance
Use Caution
Dead End
and my Fav
Rest Area one mile Ahead
Low Flying Planes
That is it for now I have several others
 HappyHarleyLady

Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 63
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Posted: 8/20/2008 5:54:47 PM
Hmmm....interesting topic. I personally like the Slippery When Wet

I could think of a few people that "Toxic Waste Dump" would be appropriate for

Be prepared to stop or Men working
 afishinanagrinin

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 64
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Posted: 8/20/2008 9:19:25 PM
Stop look and Lissen. Watch out for those railroad tracks. Those Babies are Big. Stop , Look,Lissen.
 afishinanagrinin

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 65
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Posted: 8/21/2008 6:31:06 AM
I hope I got your attention. It's really STOP, LOOK, LISTEN. Toot, toot. Watch out for the Train.
 Tracertx

Joined: 5/21/2008
Msg: 66
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Posted: 8/21/2008 9:28:45 AM
Fun topic! Guess mine would be "Caution Animals Crossing" & "U turn" ,there have been a few animals trying to run on my interstate that have caused me to slam on the brakes and make a U turn!
 CowboyEnuff

Joined: 2/14/2008
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Posted: 12/29/2008 9:57:19 PM
"U-Turn"

would bestest describe my current situation


"CowboyEnuff"
 BigHrtOfTx

Joined: 7/15/2008
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Posted: 12/30/2008 2:32:37 PM
I was in Jemez mountians in Jemez, NM when I saw these two road signs back to back..


"Unstable stiff road ahead"

"Must use 4x4"
 Dixie Dolly

Joined: 12/17/2008
Msg: 69
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Posted: 12/30/2008 6:18:13 PM
I will have to say Long Winding Road Ahead......
 txtodd

Joined: 10/1/2007
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Posted: 12/31/2008 2:07:37 PM
At least no one's brought up school zone signs...
 ThinkPink

Joined: 11/7/2008
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Posted: 12/31/2008 11:51:14 PM
Road Dead Ends in 1/2 Mile. *LAUGH* .... SOME people on here will appreciate this comment. *LMAO*
 52smiles

Joined: 12/17/2006
Msg: 72
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Posted: 1/1/2009 12:38:45 AM
100 miles to the next gas station. Better fill up now!!
 wacowoman66

Joined: 10/31/2008
Msg: 73
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Posted: 1/9/2009 10:16:39 AM
"Warning - Hitchhikers might be escaping inmates"
 Wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008
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Posted: 3/8/2009 12:06:22 PM
No Fishing From Bridge
 browniepoint

Joined: 2/9/2009
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Posted: 3/8/2009 5:58:28 PM
Flash Flood Area
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