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Posted: 5/22/2009 10:18:02 PM | Used on me
MMM!MMM1MMM!
Girl you got buns of steel.
**** must be cold, Can I warm it up?
I used on a good lookin cowboy
Is that a Pistol in your pocket?
Or are you just happy to see me!
 Lbiker
Loved #13 was great | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:19:12 AM | | Can i buy you a drink or would you rather just have the cash. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:12:53 PM | *pretends to wipe face*
"Oh, I'm just clearing a place for you to sit."
"If I say that you look nice, will you tie a belt around my neck and rub the tips of live cigarettes on my back while I touch myself?" | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 7:57:24 AM | | OMG I think I pissed myself laughing at number 13. I can say I've never heard that one before. | |
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Posted: 5/25/2009 10:44:25 PM | | "As long as I've got a face, you've got somewhere to sit!" | |
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Posted: 5/27/2009 7:23:55 AM | 1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
10.You defragment my life.
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
18. I’m a fermata… hold me
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! | |
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kevvo6
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Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 235 | |
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Posted: 6/10/2009 12:55:20 PM | | I am a bit like tom cruise you look like mission impossible | |
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MNaja
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Joined: 3/16/2009
Msg: 236 | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 1:17:55 PM |
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Muahahahaha! Hopefully if I ever get that line the man at least looks like Ryan Reynolds! | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 2:38:28 PM | A man across the room pointed at me and did the "come over here" finger gesture.
I walked over and asked "what did you want"?
He said, "nothing..just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger"
He wasn't successful with the line, but sure made me blush!! | |
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Jay631
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Joined: 2/26/2007
Msg: 242 | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 5:13:04 AM | "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
Love this one this one FTW... | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 9:26:33 AM | | Wanna come over and watch a movie? my boyfriend always fell for the ole' let's watch a movie trick ;p | |
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:09:07 PM | I didn't want to read through 10 pages, but I have never heard of anyone using my favorite:
"Are you Differentiable? Because I would love to lay a tangent to your curves!" | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 9:35:17 AM | Hey baby I come with a HARD DRIVE! Ain't no FLOPPY here..I will do you till it MEGAHERTZ! I got plenty of RAM in me. I'll DOWNLOAD you...UNZIP you...and GIGABYTE you all night long, till you DOT COM! Forget YOUTUBE..what about mytube? You better look out..if I LOG IN...your going to YAHOO! 
I bet you thought us geeks couldn't be sexy. | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 5:14:12 PM | >there is something wrong with my phone??? It doesn't have your number in it!!!!
> you look like my 3rd wife...
oh you bet...funny and I would most certainly go for it!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/10/2009 6:28:44 PM | How about a 68?
You do me
and i will owe you one! | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 5:32:18 AM | The first time I shaved my head clean, I was out at a bar to celebrate a friends birthday and a young lady walk up to me and asked me if the carpet matched the drapes.  | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 9:31:35 PM | The original is "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Or my brother's favorite, "Would you make love to me for a million dollars?
answer, "Of course"
"Now that we know what you are willing to do, lets discuss the real price." | |
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