| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/11/2009 10:08:25 PM | My 2 favorites:
(Spoken by Russell Crowe in the movie "A Beautiful Mind" and it earns him a face slap)
"I'm not certain what I'm supposed to say in order for you to sleep with me, so can we just assume that I said it? After all, we are just talking about fluid exchange in the end."
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(Spoken by a college roomate who was drunk)
"Hey baby, I got a question (then pointing to himself) uh, does this look infected to you?"
SLAP!! | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/12/2009 5:12:18 PM | If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down...you blow the hell out of me.
Dammmm....I heard milk does a body good...but how much milk you been drinking? | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/12/2009 5:40:36 PM | | If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/13/2009 8:26:19 AM | [Hi there, I'm not sure if your into professional Roller Derby, but I'm JB...]..
nooooooooooo....lol | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/13/2009 1:57:43 PM | Here's one I got regarding what I said on my profile
He said:
You've played with fire? Smokey the Bear wouldn't like that!
I said:
True but if he asks I'll explain how careful we were not to burn anything that we weren't trying to burn.
He said:
How do you know if you're not burning a hole in my pants right now?
I thought it was cute!   | |
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mlc55
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Joined: 8/8/2009
Msg: 257 | |
| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/13/2009 8:43:50 PM | | "Fat penguins. I just wanted to sy something to break the ice." | |
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