| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/10/2008 2:50:18 PM | best one I know is:
"You've got 3 holes, cover the 2 you don't want me to stick this in" | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/10/2008 4:41:44 PM | | Useing the voice of Mae West i could squint and take a long look starting at the foot pausing once then up to the eyes and say, "You could be had mm hm and you'd love it." if I had the guts | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/11/2008 1:35:30 PM | "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
*wink* | |
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Posted: 8/11/2008 8:21:00 PM |
"You've got 3 holes, cover the 2 you don't want me to stick this in"
That's when you produce a tampon from your jacket pocket. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2008 9:07:26 PM | Oh these posts are great!  Here are a few, hopefully they can be worthy of this thread! 
Did you wash your clothes with Windex? Bcoz I can see myself in your pants!
Do you like my cologne? It's Scent of a Hard-on. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:18:54 PM | | Hi! I never seen you sober before wanna drink? | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:22:43 PM | Hi, how do you do?
Well, I always get a laugh with it... | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:35:07 PM | I love that dress you are wearing, I bet it will look even better rolled into a ball on my bed room floor :)
( Woman eating a strawberry) WOW! I have never wanted to be a fruit so bad in my life!
( I am from Texas) Wow, you have a lovely accent, do you have any Texan in you? "No."
Do you want some? | |
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Posted: 8/13/2008 1:16:59 PM | | If I had a nickle for every bed room window that was left open for me... | |
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Posted: 8/17/2008 4:09:28 PM | How about There is something about you that I like,
but I can't put my finger on it.   | |
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Posted: 8/17/2008 11:28:31 PM | Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them...
if you want an interesting reaction walk up to a woman and tell her...""I would so love it if you sat on my face...""" | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 10:43:26 AM | | I was walking down Whyte Ave in my town and I had a guy walk up to me and say ......" If I was a cute little puppy dog and followed you home, would you keep me" .... I was not interested however it was flattering, I replied " Sorry I live in an apartment and I can not have pets" | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 1:46:08 PM | Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? That's funny.
My favorite from the movies, I think is from Humphrey Bogart:
"Wanna come up for some whiskey and sofa?" | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 10:26:20 PM | | I liked Harpo's he would just give a girl his leg. | |
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Posted: 8/19/2008 2:59:00 AM | | "Lets go somewhere and pretend your knees hate each other" | |
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Posted: 8/19/2008 5:36:40 AM | Once quoted by my VERY EX EX!.......In a night club he went up to a girl and asked "do you want to dance?" when she said yes he said "good cos I want to talk to your friend" They both turned him down in the end........
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Posted: 8/21/2008 1:32:45 PM | Here are my favorites..surprised..becuz these are all recent
"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to **** you on the floor."
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
"Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. "
The first and last are my favorites
and I did like the "winks like a tiger" * wink!* | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 1:51:28 PM | So a guy or girl walks up to you on the street, bar, store wherever and asks you.... "Excuse me, but do you have the time?'
Your reply..Look at your watch and say"Sure! I guess so, but do you have the energy?"
Guaranteed a laugh if they are quick enough | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 6:42:35 PM | Just recently, a gentleman approached my friend in the grocery store, and asked if he could borrow her cell phone to make a local call. He seemed "nice/harmless." She assumed he probably had to call someone about which groceries to bring home. He called a buddy (guys name), thanked her and gave her back her phone. Then he said she was very nice, he was new to the area, told her his name, and asked her name. Next he told her, he actually called his own place, and would love to take her out for coffee some time~! If she was interested, she could just call his number, already on her phone~!
Now, she wasn't interested in the guy, as she had a boyfriend, but we both thought that pick up line....was smoooooooth~! | |
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