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Posted: 8/21/2008 7:32:44 PM | holy fcuk.... I almost dropped to the floor laughing at this one......
now THAT's a line! | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:29:33 AM | ROFL...
So a guy or girl walks up to you on the street, bar, store wherever and asks you.... "Excuse me, but do you have the time?'
Your reply..Look at your watch and say"Sure! I guess so, but do you have the energy?"
Nice.... | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:53:09 AM | | How about: "You're making this eye contact business exceptionally difficult, you know!" | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 7:39:27 PM | | If you get blown off when you ask someone to dance, you might say, I'm sorry I guess with the music being so loud, you misunderstood, I did'nt ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 10:51:39 PM | | totally off topic but how do you copy and highlight text from a response?? | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:04:50 PM | "Your parents must be retarded because you're special".  | |
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Posted: 8/23/2008 7:54:12 AM | oops~! guess I couldn't figure it out either.
even checked the ForumL most recently asked questions....wow...lot's to sift thru~! | |
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Posted: 8/23/2008 8:51:05 AM |
totally off topic but how do you copy and highlight text from a response??
click on post reply look at the words above the smiley on your right.
on topic
Do you smell something?
What
Smoke because you are on fire. | |
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Posted: 8/24/2008 7:12:24 AM |
This allows you to quote a previous post.
Thank you so much VVendy~!
It worked! I copied the
This allows you to quote a previous post. to the message box, clicked paste and "voila" it works.
I love to be able to say, I learned something new every day...ven if it's a tiny thing like THIS~!
Back on topic:
In here, its the common....OK! We've done the message thing, how's about we talk "real life". Have any of you given/received more fun ones than that?  | |
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Posted: 8/24/2008 6:11:42 PM | | One more.......When you ask someone to dance and they turn you down rudely, Say to them, I suppose oral sex would be completely out of the question:) | |
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Posted: 8/24/2008 7:55:33 PM | either that or respond with well i guess a blow job is out of the question.
Casually walk up to a table with a few women, ask to join them, upon sitting ask one to please pass the vagina.
That dress is very becoming on you but then again if I were that dress i would be cumming on you too.
Nice shoes wanna F$2K?
The word of the day is "legs". Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Wanna play war? Ill lay down dead and you can blow the f*%k outta me?
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Posted: 8/24/2008 7:57:38 PM | | I guess I should have read through before posting my point. HAHA | |
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Posted: 8/24/2008 10:53:16 PM | "Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them."
"Did you know the word of the day is "legs"? Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word?"
"I hope you know CPR, baby, cause when you walked into the room, my heart stopped beating."
LoL afew funny ones :-D | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 7:47:20 PM | Walk up and say, All chicks like poetry.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Lets fvck | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 8:27:31 PM | Lines sent to me from online dating sites.
Are you real?
Do you you know on the first date?
Can I talk dirty to you on the phone?
My mom's in the other room now do you want to vidchat?
Are you that big in real life?
May I have a pick of your ***/****?
I want to meet you can you pay for my gas? | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 9:07:40 PM | :modhammer:
I don't know why, but I am unable to add a message here?
I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong.... | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 9:11:44 PM | hmmm...well THAT works!
how's that for a pick up line....
I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong~!
(people tend to help the helpless, "new in town" types | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 9:27:38 PM | roses are red
violets are blue
But I wanna f*ck
The brains out of you
there ya go.
also
Is your dad retarded?
Because you sure are special! | |
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Posted: 8/27/2008 4:12:46 PM | is your daddy the juice man... cuz you are very fine
shhh.. wait.. did you hear that .. my heart just skipped a beat when you looked at me..
maybe later i can come over and touch your face.. 
let me check your tag.. why? cuz i want to see if it says made in heaven..
and the best.. nice shoes.. wanna F***
thats the best i can do.. haha | |
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Posted: 8/27/2008 4:39:34 PM | | "Have you any naked pics of yourself?"...."no"...."d`ya wanna buy some" | |
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Posted: 8/27/2008 5:10:14 PM | Futurama got it hands down:
"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
Try resisting the man who says that to you and mean it ladies;) | |
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Posted: 8/28/2008 9:51:34 PM |
"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
Try resisting the man who says that to you and mean it ladies;)
I do not understand why would a woman want a man who has been commited and wheres depends eve if he changes them his self.
Unless she is also in the hospital then I'm sure she would smile and say I can too. | |
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