| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/28/2008 11:50:35 PM | At the grocery store in the produce department a guy says, "Can you show me where the bok choy is?" I show him and he says, "Oh.. but that's way too much for little old me."  | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 7:21:26 AM | some good one`s there,..my favourite one i had used on me was i`m not fred flintstone but i can sure make ya bedrock..lol this got my chuckle muscles going  | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 8:20:42 AM | here are some cheesy food related ones...........
" You look so sweet, you could put sugar out of business."
" If I was an orange, would you squeeeeeeze me?"
"You look so hot, I could bake cookies on you"
any one of these can be followed by a mmmmm, mmmmm. | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 8:37:07 AM | here is one that worked on me once....
"You must be so tired, you've been running through my mind all day."
one that didn't....
" I love that dress your wearing, but you know what I think would look great on you?"
ans. "ME" | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 4:40:29 PM | | lol ive always liked the "should i walk by again" one. But my friend had a pretty good one a few years ago. Im sure you've all heard the expression "once you go black you never go back". Well hes latino and he said to a girl he never met "once you go latin you go platinum!". I know it doesnt quite rhyame but when he said i fell out laughing. the girls looked like huh?? and walked off lol was priceless | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 7:12:43 PM | I used "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name." line a few times, worked fairly well lol...
Used these on some of my ex's;
" I'll keep buying you drinks. You tell me when I get good looking. "
"Let's play Titanic. When I say iceberg, you go down "
"My name doesn't matter because all you'll be saying later is, "Oh my God"
lmao...Pickup lines are always so fun...Its not about 'picking' up someone I think its just humor is always such a good icebreaker! | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 7:43:06 PM | Hey Anne!
I'm not Anne.
I know but hey do you want to be my baby's mamma would not get me you number | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 6:57:49 AM | I'm out last night having a quiet drink with a friend when this older man approaches me (turns out he used to work with my dad).
Anyway, his line was, "I may be older and don't have all my parts working anymore, but they do have pills for that now!!"
I did not mean to be rude, but I burst out laughing....
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Posted: 8/31/2008 9:21:21 PM | | Go up to a woman and ask them if they would like to get some pizza, and then have sex. When they get that insulted look on their face say, what you dont like pizza? I guarentee they will laugh! | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 10:49:58 AM | I saw a woman last night who had her cat on her lap so I saw an opportunity and said can I pet your ****?
I didn't get far but I bet some women would have taken the cat off their lap.  | |
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Posted: 9/1/2008 4:47:15 PM | | this one seems to get a smile from ladys.............as long as i have a face you have somewhere to sit..... | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 6:45:38 PM | | My mother actually pulled a good one ( for messing with purposes of course). Went into local pizza place, hostess asked "pick-up or delivery" mother replied "pick-up, what time you get off?" P.S. # 13 above has my vote. Have another, but not sure if proper | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 9:18:14 PM | | that 1 s good i got blown off by some chick in front of her freinds asked her if she wanted a drink she said i was outta her leauge i looked at her and said lower your standers i obviously did i am talking to u made her mad but all her freinds liked me. | |
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Posted: 9/13/2008 1:52:37 PM | when I was in cuba, i over heard this @ the bar one night...needless to say, the guy was hammered, and it didn't work out in his favour, but it was hilarious!...
Guy: " in my country, we would say that you are beautiful....beeea-uutttt-ifffulll"
Girl: "um.. I am from the same country as you, in fact, I am here with the same group"
Guy: "hey!...even better!!!!"
She rolled her eyes at him....
Guy: "you roll you eyes now, but you'll be screaming my name later"
i seriously thought she was going to hit him.  | |
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Posted: 9/13/2008 11:32:37 PM | This really actually happened in a bar.
Someone touched the back of my hair and when I looked back surprised he said,
"Woow.... you're real"
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Posted: 9/14/2008 8:16:37 AM | | I would definitely fall for that line...."does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" Hilarious! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2008 1:30:22 PM | | "Baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube -- the more you play with me the harder I get." | |
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Posted: 9/14/2008 3:38:11 PM | Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken drumstick?
Fancy going for a picknick | |
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Posted: 9/14/2008 10:38:21 PM | Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart..
No i have never used that as a pickup line but i have said later in a relationship. | |
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Posted: 9/15/2008 2:11:26 AM | If I follow you home will you keep me..
used twice....worked once | |
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Posted: 9/15/2008 2:03:22 PM | A guy in a Member's Only jacket approaches a hottie at the bar...
Member's Only: Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket?
Hottie: No, why?
Member's Only: Because I see my face in your pants! | |
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Posted: 9/15/2008 2:18:33 PM | is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see me in your pants!
that ones sure to get em after you
oh and of course, my addition
you got a perty mouth | |
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Posted: 9/15/2008 6:06:12 PM | Milk does the body good, but DAMN how much did you drink?
Hey handsome... that is your name... isn't it?
If I had a dollar for every guy I met as good looking as you... I'd have one dollar.
What winks and makes love like a panther? *wink*
I have soooo many more lol but these are the top 4:P | |
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