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| Funny pick up lines
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| Funny pick up lines
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 7:32:04 PM | here is a good one to freak the ladies out.
Wow you have beautiful eyes!
The would look great in a jar on my nightstand. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2008 11:31:50 AM | | Yeah, that does sound pretty creepy...almost something Hannibal Lecter would say to pick up chicks, that and "Do You Love Farva Beans?" | |
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Posted: 9/16/2008 5:19:30 PM | "Just call me 'milk' cuz I'll do your body good!"
OK, I heard it on TV, but still funny.
Rock on.
~m
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Posted: 9/17/2008 7:32:11 PM | If you've ever used any of the following pickup lines....YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...
....Did you fart? Cause you blew me away!
....My love fer you is like diareah. I just can't hold it in.
....If you was a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
....You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
....Man: FAT PENGUIN!!!
Woman: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Man: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
....I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
hotel room.
....Yer eyes are blue as winder cleaner
....If yer gonna regret this in the mornin', we can sleep til afternoon.
....Yer face reminds me of a wrench, everytime I think of it, my nuts tighten up! | |
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Posted: 9/17/2008 7:56:34 PM | "If you don't want to Dance, then a beer and a BJ in the parking lot is out of the question!?!?!?" ANd duck and RUN!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/17/2008 8:55:56 PM | My heart's going 'pitter patter'....wanna make it go 'boom boom?'
I wanna wrap my arms around you and save you for my birthday. Hey! Today's my birthday!
What goes up must come down, come down and I"ll make you go way way up
'Putting money on shoulder' Damn, I wish I was that money....then I'd be on you too
I had this idea in my head but it's not gonna work without you. Wanna make it come true?
I think I just found my sense of smell! Can I test it on your neck?  | |
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Posted: 9/18/2008 5:32:10 PM | I like the
"I have F C & K, all I need is U"
you can change it to "I have KFC, all I need is U" seems to sound better that way. | |
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Posted: 9/19/2008 12:08:15 PM | "Do you have a wash rag and some soap?.... baby, you make me feel dirty."
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Posted: 9/21/2008 5:24:10 AM | How bout?
Your ass is so tight I bet when you fart, you call dolphins! | |
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Posted: 9/21/2008 9:30:40 AM | How about..
"If you've lost your cherry... can I have the box it came in?" | |
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Posted: 9/22/2008 7:24:59 AM | You must be a magician, every time I look at you everyone else disappears
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
Am I cute enough yet, or do you need another drink?
Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a "footlong"
If I showed you my magic wand would you let me play in your enchanted forest? | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 12:10:38 PM | ok
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 3:39:49 PM | I've used these recently to get a laugh, better to strike up a conversation rather than just rely on some corny line 
"Are you Jamaican?"
[girl]: "No, why?"
"Cos, Ja-maic-an me crazy"
or..
"Is your surname Jacobs?"
[girl]: "No, why?"
"Cos you're a cracker!!"
I'm here all week | |
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Posted: 9/25/2008 4:27:57 PM |
"As soon as I saw you, I knew you'd go out with me. I said to myself, 'There's someone who looks desperate enough.'" | |
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Posted: 9/25/2008 6:15:15 PM | | fcuk me if i'm wrong, but do you want to kiss me? | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 3:29:07 AM | Quite a few years ago a guy that used to go to the bars with us who was quite shameless with pick up lines liked this one I remember best.
"Hey, wanna go back to my place for a beer and a fcuk?" once the woman turned him down or in some cases slapped him he would say"What ya don't like beer?"
Suprisingly this worked once in a while.
My fave is ;
"My name is Rob, try to remember it cuz you will be screaming it later"
A biker once said
"Wanna come back to my place and polish my helmet?"
"Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?"
"Can I offer you a ride?, my moustache is freshly trimmed"
"We all make mistakes, can I be yours?" | |
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Posted: 9/28/2008 5:56:23 PM | | All time favorite......"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz I want to tap that azz" | |
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Posted: 9/28/2008 7:10:45 PM | couple of favorites for ya. . .
I may not be Fred Flintstone but i could sure make your bed rock.
I have a pair of earrings for you, they look just like your ankles.
Wanna go out for pizza and a f*ck. (when they say no, you say) what you don't like pizza? | |
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