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Posted: 9/28/2008 11:01:50 PM | Ok heres a quik 1 for an inteligent or intellectual looking woman,
What word describes a relationship best..........BUILD
Now that word will tell you who is going to have a relationship.
who ?? ok what two letters come after the B, theres the answer. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2008 12:31:33 AM | My buddy in Hawaii used to say this to cute girls.
EEEHHHH! Like breed?
I never saw it work. And I watched him do it dozens of times.
He was a sick puppy. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 8:36:26 PM | | Hi there, I'm not sure if your into professional Roller Derby, but I'm JB... | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 9:41:16 PM | Some of ones I thought of. Kinda creepy though and for those with a twisted sense of humor very funny.
*stare at her long enough to get "Can I help you with something"* Yeah, directions to your house??
"I can't remember my phone number, can I have yours??"
"Wanna come to my place and count the dots on my ceiling??"
*walk up to the hottest girl in a group* "Hi, can you tell me what your friends name is?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you before??"
Woman: "No"
Man: "Can you bend over so I can make sure??" | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 9:44:32 PM |
He was a sick puppy.
If he was, he might have done better. Cute girls feel sorry for sick puppies. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 11:56:05 PM | I guess the best pick up lines that I have ever hear are:
Would you like to be the iceberg that sinks my Titanic?
The word of the day is legs. Why dont we go back to my place and spread the word.
Hey baby would you like to play the nature game? You could be a tree and I could be a squirrel. I could climb up in your hole and bust a nut.
I love that out fit on you. But I think it would look better crumpled on the floor at the end of my bed.
Do you by chance like sex and pizza? What you dont like pizza?
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Joined: 5/23/2008
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Posted: 10/28/2008 10:38:14 AM | LOL! These are great!
I was at a cook-out and had a girl walk up and ask:
Her: Do you like Wonder bread?
Me: UHHH...
Her: Hold that thought, I'll be right back.
ME: (Looking confused) O.K.
(A few minutes later she walks back over to me)
Her: Hi!
Me: Do YOU like Wonder bread?
Her: Yep, it's like a fluffy cloud of happiness!
Me: PFFFFTT!!! (Couldn't stop laughing!) | |
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Posted: 12/7/2008 12:58:44 PM | Guy: God's a theif
Girl: What?
Guy: God's a thief
Girl: Umm...ok...why?
Guy: Cause he stole all the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.
This one actually worked on me once...lmao... so I thought I would post it.
Happy Huntin Ya'll!!!
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Posted: 12/10/2008 4:29:52 PM | Is that a mirror on your belt because I can see myself in your pants.
Would you care for some pizza and sex? if she says no you say what you dont like pizza?
Do you taste as good as you look?
I love your dress but it would look so much better on my bedrail. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2008 11:50:17 AM | Here's One Four you, only try on Blondes LOL
Excuse me is that a mirror in your pocket,cause I can see myself in your pants!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 12/12/2008 12:54:07 PM | Since im in college do you need help with math bcuz U + Me = good time
You are so beautiful if i was a girl i would go lesbian for you.
The best dessert in the world is whipped cream and ..............
o yea YOU. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2008 2:05:34 PM | "Do you have a quarter, my mom told me to phone her when I found an angel!" | |
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Posted: 12/13/2008 7:09:21 AM | My personal favorite:
"Do you like whales? Because I was thinking we could humpback at my place ..." | |
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Posted: 12/13/2008 5:27:13 PM | Hey Hats off,
I like this one,
I gues this would be a pick up after a fall down...lol | |
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Joined: 11/24/2008
Msg: 140 | |
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Posted: 12/13/2008 5:31:35 PM | I'm wearing a new colonge. The name is come to me. Does it smell like cum to you? Someone actually tried using that one on me. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2008 6:13:48 AM | "Dae ye fancy a f*ck?"
"No"
"Fancy lying doon while I have one then?"
Is a personal favourite. Sadly a 0% success rate though. You'd think the bints would appreciate some creativity and honesty combined. :(
I do have a mate who goes up to birds and utters the now immortal line "Dae ye shave yer p*ssy, pal?". Some of the reactions are magnificent! xD | |
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Posted: 12/17/2008 6:02:37 PM | | Do you know you've got spanner eyes? Every time I look into them I can feel my nuts tighten! | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 3:22:46 PM | | It was a very long time ago - but worked perfectly. I really fancied a guy who was friends with my neighbours. He went to their place for dinner, and we arranged that they would come to my place for a game of Trivial Pursuit afterwards. The game went on forever, and we then had coffee, but my friends seemed to make no move to leave, and I didn't know how I was going to get this guy alone. Eventually, I stretched and yawned, and said, "Well, it's really late, and I think it's time for everyone to go home to bed.........NOT YOU!" and pointed right at the guy I liked. Yes, he stayed all night - we talked until 3am, then I went to bed and he slept on the couch - really. That relationship lasted about 3-4 years! | |
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Posted: 12/20/2008 10:09:34 AM | I found this in my email box just this week.
"Are you into submisve white men?"
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Posted: 12/20/2008 3:09:10 PM | I had this one used on me.........and it worked.
"Is your body VISA? Cause it's everywhere I wanna be!"
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Posted: 1/25/2009 3:09:01 AM | I was being pestered at a dance by a rather persistent chap who asked for my number. I told him 'It's in the phone book'. He asked me my name. I told him 'That's in the phone book too'.
A friend told me she has some stock answers to the tired old question 'What's your sign?" Depending on how much she likes the guy, she may tell him 'Yield' or 'Stop' or 'Caution'. | |
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Posted: 1/25/2009 8:50:32 PM | Love the comments, thought I'd add a few myself
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, what do I have to do, to get in bed with you?
My friend is a bit embarrassed, He wanted to know your number, he wanted to know where he could get a hold of me in the morning. | |
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Posted: 2/11/2009 11:03:05 PM | This is the Best LINE EVER. This has worked numerous times
Walk by a girl and point to the ground and say "hey u dropped your Smile" It never fails they look down, and then look up at u with a big smile on their face. | |
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