| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 2/12/2009 8:28:26 AM | care to go halfsies on an illigitimate child?
hey nice shoes, wanna ****?
if i wrote the alphabet i would put "U" and "I" together
i don't really use lines, but these are funny to me. | |
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 2/12/2009 12:07:38 PM | Here's a few that made me laugh
Let's go back to my place and get something straight between us ?
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I'm an organ donor, and i have an organ you might need.
All those curves, and me with no brakes
Do you know how to use a whip ?
Gorgeous hair, but it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
Your good at math right ? Is 69 the perfect square ? | |
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Posted: 2/12/2009 4:29:50 PM | not sure if someone posted this already. this was the last one i've heard that made me chuckle
had a guy making me stop in the middle of the bar and picked a bit of his t shirt.
"do you know what this is??hum hum??" "Boyfriend material".
it was funny but i'm afraid it didn't work for him that night | |
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Posted: 2/12/2009 7:01:28 PM | 1)"I know you must be tired". "Because you have been running around in my mind all day!"
2)"Did that hurt much?" "I mean did it hurt much when you fell from Heaven?"
3)"Say, do you have any raisins?" "Okay, then....how about a date?" | |
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Posted: 2/13/2009 2:41:22 PM | | Out with my brother. His pick up line, to young girl. Would you like to come and see the Prostatues at the end off the bar. True story. I wonder why he did not score. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2009 2:45:48 PM | | My own. To barmaid. Do you do take outs. Yes she replyed. Me. Well can i take you out tommrow night. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2009 5:51:52 PM | | "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" <--All time favorite. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2009 6:00:12 PM | | "does this napkin smell like chloroform?" haha that was funny | |
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Posted: 2/13/2009 6:04:06 PM | I also liked the "I have F, C, & K -- All I need is U".
You can mix it up a bit and say I have KFC -- All I need is U. Doing it that way might not work though, you need to do a bit of re-arranging. | |
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| Funny "ha ha" or funny "peculiar"?
Posted: 2/13/2009 7:59:11 PM |
You can mix it up a bit and say I have KFC
Ishaun, that depends on whom the "line" is used. If it's a woman, she should be savvy enough to recognise that it's a "line". Most women know that anything eminating from a man's lips in certain circumstances is a "line". If a woman says it to a man, however, the most likely response will be "Original or extra-crispy?" Unfortunately, the extent of a pick-up line that 99.99% of women need to use is "You wanna?" Sad, but true.
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| Funny pick up lines
Posted: 2/15/2009 7:30:36 AM | + Your eyes have touched my soul
+ Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
+ Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave…. | |
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Posted: 2/15/2009 7:51:20 PM | guys on the bus have said
"Wow you are
my size
the winner of dinner and a movie
so sweet looking you make my teeth hurt just looking at you
the mother to my next kid
different
uh!" shakes his body covers hid mouth "mmmmm" bites his finger takes a long look."Perfect"
cute can I take your picture | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 8:29:05 AM | Here is a creepy one... for those clubing...
Hey ... what time are you walking back to your car alone? | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 10:19:28 AM | | Do you want to be my Pair Bond. LOL. JK Bet not many of yous know the actual meaning of Pair Bond unless ya google it. Even still it has 2 meanings hehe. | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 10:23:56 AM | | I could sure use a good pair bond. I love Pair Bonds. Pair Bonds are very interesting =) | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 10:25:54 AM | | Pair bonds work for both sexes, so go Pair Bond Crazy! | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 7:08:15 AM | uh another one
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice?
it was kind of sweet | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 11:09:49 AM | This just kind of came to me but I am horrible at ice breakers
"I don't want to know if they're real, are you real?" | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 3:16:46 PM | If two of the brightest stars were to fall from the sky, god would replace them with your eyes...
I got that one and it was cheesey to the max | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 8:44:47 PM |
If two of the brightest stars were to fall from the sky, god would replace them with your eyes...
I got that one and it was cheesey to the max
Cheesy yes, but not as bad as:
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"Falling from heaven." | |
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Posted: 2/19/2009 11:54:18 AM | wow me and my buds know a million of these - but were gay . . . . so they might not work for all of you
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
"Are you the dancer tonight?"
"Let's play army - I lie down and you blow me away."
"That's a beautiful circumcision you've got."
"Are you from Tennessee... cuz you're the only ten I see"
If I were in charge of the alphabet I would have put 'U' and 'I' closer together.
There are 206 bones in the body....you want another?!?
"Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
"You remind me of my grandson"
would my muscled ass cover your face
"Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell my friends we did anyway".
"may I push in your stool?"
Met a guy in the gym and introduced myself with" Pleased to meet you". He replied "Meat to please YOU"
"You must be a parking ticket -CUZ YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU!!"
Guy: "Hey I really like that shirt"
Me: "Thanks..."
Guy: "It would look better on my bedroom floor"
First Guy: "This is my magic watch"
Second: "Whys it magic?"
First: "It tells me things, like you're not wearing underwear standing next to me"
Second: "Actually, I am wearing underwear"
First: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you it's 10 minutes fast"
"Let's play army - I lie down and you blow me away."
OK then. You play Poland, and I'll play Germany, and I'll come and invade you.......
"Is there something wrong with your phone? "
"no"
"Are you sure, because it doesn't have my number in it!"
**** me if I'm wrong, but, you want to **** me don't you?
"Yeah, I'm kinda lost. Can you give me directions to get to your house?"
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice; I'm Andy.
(the guy)You remind me of a movie I saw.
(me ) What movie?
(He) The Fifth Element
(Me) Why is that?
(He) because you are perfect!
- Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours??'
Guy #1: Hey, you wanna get some pizza and ****??
Guy #2: (walks away in disgust)
Guy #1: What?? You don't like pizza??
Why don't we go down behind a rock and get a little boulder
hey ... :) are you legal?
why don't we try an Australian kiss...it's just like a french kiss, but down under.
Wanna know what winks and ****s like a tiger? (wink)
I'm not an expert in hardware,e but I know you'd be able to screw my nutz off
wanna make a porno? (we don't have to tape it)
i wanna floss with your pubic hair(eeewwww/but i luv Danny)
is it hot in here or is it just you?
wanna drink? this ones on me, maybe later i can get on you . .
(if shut down.)
you should drink them both... to make your boyfriend look better
my fiends call me _____ but u can call me tonight
they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
if you were a laser you'd be set on stunning!
excuse me- do you have a band-aid?
no..
that's a shame, cause i just scraped my knee falling for you
hey red, does the carpet match the curtains.
you know winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you've got a weak heart.
i would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
if i followed you home would you keep me?
if you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
i can't wait till tomorrow, somehow you get prettier every day.
i c your drunk...we have something in common.
hey, I'm going to be making love to you to night...with or with out you.
do you have protection? Because my girlfriend can get pretty violent.
hey do you work here? Well would you like to make some money anyway?
i know i don't look like much now..but I'm drinking milk.
what does it feel like to be the most beautiful guy in the room?
Save water..lets shower together.
my friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
whats your name?
Johnathan
can i call you john?
ya
OK, how about tomorrow?
if you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your whole?
how tall are you? . .on your knees.
Do you need a job. . . i have one for you but it blows . . .
are you free tonight . . . or is it gonna cost me?
i just shit my pants...can i get in yours?
can i take your picture so i can show Santa what i really want for x-mas?
i like that shirt...can i talk you out of it?
your so hot, you'd even give a dog a bone
help! there's something wrong with my eyes!!! i just can't take them off of you!
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