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At a romantic dinner, just before both have finished their meals, the man asks politely, "Are you going to finish that?"
To which I, pretending to be slightly confused but waiting with eager anticipation for the punchline/pick-up, reply, "Finish what?"
Whereupon the man proceeds to stand, unzip his pants, and let his man-junk hit the table.
Best Response to this one:
Oh look at that! It's kinda like a penis,.......................only smaller.
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tdluva
| | Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 202 | |
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Posted: 4/23/2009 10:58:34 AM | No, actually, it was recounted to me as a true story.
Of course, I wasn't there, so I don't know.
She may have exaggerated a little...........
I haven't experienced may really awful ones, most guys I've met have been gentlemen, but I will tell you about one that really got my attention, though.
His POF profile title was "Looking for Beautiful."
He has no photo and neither do I, but his message was:
"Hey whats going on beautiful"
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tdluva
| | Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 204 | |
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Posted: 4/26/2009 5:52:47 AM | You remind me of a casserole.
I want to heat you up slowly and devour you. | |
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Nay34
| | Joined: 11/14/2008
Msg: 206 | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 6:19:40 AM | So a group of friends and I went out a few weeks ago. My buddy had just turned 21. He was out to get a date!! The worst line ever!
"Do you know how much a Polar Bear ways?? Enough to break the ice!
I just about died laughing!!
She had no clue what he was saying! | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 8:28:53 AM | I just sav'm, don't use them
wow nice jeans, did you have any trouble getting into them ? will I?
do you have any Irish in you? would you like a little?
and my all time favorite un-used, not tested
nice shoes, wanna fu*k? | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 10:00:43 AM | here is a reasonably funny one.
M Do you sleep on your stomach?
F no
M can I? | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 2:33:45 PM | You You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 10:48:39 PM | I'm new and not sure if I'm doing this right, so i'm not going to put to many good ones yet, but heres a few and if it works I'll do more...
I have a job for you, but it blows.
Wow, are those real!
You'll do.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. | |
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Posted: 4/28/2009 12:34:49 PM | I guess I did it right, anyway heres another...
What time do you get off? [insert time here] Can I watch? | |
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Posted: 4/28/2009 4:57:49 PM | | Honey do you own a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a****! | |
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Posted: 4/28/2009 5:14:44 PM | | Hey honey , do you have a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a co#k ! | |
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Posted: 5/3/2009 4:29:14 PM | [If you get blown off when you ask someone to dance, you might say, I'm sorry I guess with the music being so loud, you misunderstood, I did'nt ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.]
Very Good!! | |
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Posted: 5/3/2009 4:37:08 PM | [/Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them."
"Did you know the word of the day is "legs"? Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word?"
"I hope you know CPR, baby, cause when you walked into the room, my heart stopped beating."]
These are good! | |
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Posted: 5/3/2009 5:42:48 PM | | Well spread my but cheaks and call me a prison b***h, because you got to be th prettiest thng I've seen in this joint. | |
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Posted: 5/6/2009 12:07:14 PM | I was out with one of my friends and we saw this girl. He said to me, "I'll bet you can't get her number if you bark at her."
So I walked up to her like, "WOOF WOOF WOOF! WHAT'S UP BABY THEY CALL ME BIG DOG, BUT I'MA GET OUTTA HERE SO LEMME GET THAT NUMBER!"
Long story short it didn't work.  | |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 12:44:07 PM | omg these r too funny i got one for ya a guy walks up to you and says
if i guess your name do i win a kiss | |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 4:21:42 PM | | Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom, and tell her I found the girl of my dreams. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:55:41 PM | | would you like some fries to go with that shake? | |
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