i know this might sound a little crazy but hear me out....engine oil. thats right, pennzoil works wonders in the bedroom and soon after applying he will be pumping like a piston with minimal exertion.
This is completely ridiculous! You're not even 'sposed to TOUCH motor oil because of how harmful it is. Yet, you say you use it internally on women?? I can only imagine the "quality" of a woman that would allow this. I mean, I doubt even low end crack whores would agree to such an asinine thing!
My hope is that this was an attempt to add humor to the thread and it just went terribly wrong… Although, I'd have to wonder, considering it was suggested by someone whose idea of a good first date is to walk the Vegas strip and pickpocket people.
Nothing spells "class" like lubing up a partner with 10w30 bought with stolen money!
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