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Posted: 8/18/2008 12:20:45 AM | I think I get what you're saying.
Sex with a 'thing' doesn't make you feel more like a woman, (or man) But sex with another human being makes you feel more womanly.
And if you're making love, then you feel even better because You're not bothered about how you look as much as how you feel.
Obviously a vibrator is not going to play with your fat roll, or tell you your bum is getting bigger. But It's not going to say 'gosh hun, I love you in that nightgown' Or whisper in your ear, or groan or moan.
Making someone else feel marvelous in the bedroom is often better than making your self feel good. And also if you can drive someone wild, you get to pat yourself on the back after the event and say 'Damn I'm good'
Not just 'Damn it, you need new batteries...'
That's just my opinion though. Very interesting topic. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:14:58 AM | as someone else made a joke in one of these threads, here is one someone sent me a few years ago!
A cucumber, a pickle and a p nis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives sucked!
The cucumber said * Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad* (2sirs?)
So the pickle looks at him and says * You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar*
The p nis glared at them both and said* you guys think you have it rough! Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out*
could` nt pass up the opportunity to share folks.....  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:25:18 AM | Re message 31 ....yes
Re message 32:
I was trying so hard to think what type of vegetable was a p nis So I continued to read and kept on thinking hard, then I got to the bit the p nis threw up and I thought "oh it's an animal" and then suddenly I got it 
p.s ...only I am aloud to laugh at myself thank you  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:25:52 AM | | It's all about having hot and naked flesh up against yours!! Getting sweaty and coverered in each others.............umm I had better stop, sorry, was just getting into my own little world there!! If you have a good lover he will be able to make you orgasm over and over and over again without the need for substitutes or help from a foreign object!! Well that's my personal experience anyway!! | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 6:19:06 AM | I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow and I'll never be able to pick up a cucumber with a straight face again! 
I think I'll send the Grandkids to get it. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 7:22:01 AM | I reckon most would agree that a cucumber or vibrator might get the job done, but the full monty delivered via a living, breathing significant other isn't likely to see it as much competition. At least that's what I've heard . . .
And speaking of hearing . .
I overhead a conversation recently about a wonder of modern technology . . . a vibrator with a wireless remote control!
The conversation went on to explore the possibilities of a couple using this little marvel in public places . . say, a restaurant . . with the guy holding the remote!
I guess we all remember that restaurant scene from 'When Harry Met Sally', yeah?  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 8:38:56 AM | Msg 39:
. . . a vibrator with a wireless remote control! How appropriate if it was Blue tooth.
A more intriguing thought would be to patch it in through a PC/Mac with a webcam, for some of that long (or short) distance lurving... with specialised software to help automate some of the 'tasks'.
Maybe eventually resulting in some sort of interaction between a Guitar Hero-type program and a Duran Duran-type organ sex scene in Barbarella.
But we digress and *Champrins* cucumber is starting to slip away . | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 9:12:47 AM | the vibrating egg, and the remotes that are sold commercially, have to be within 11 metres of each, other, or the result is only a little tingling....... if used properly both users go around with a *I`m doing something naughty* look on their faces!
we measured the remotes at sexpo in Perth in 2005..   | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 2:19:39 PM |
a vibrator with a wireless remote control!
here's a step further I read about and went to investigate at the shop just to see if its really around.
a vibrator with internet control... for when the man is away.... both get online he has the "soft" ware on his pc she has the ummm tool ( hardware).. she uses it he controls the speed etc.. puts a whole new term on "net sex"...
anyhoo back to my corner with some innocence intact!
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:39:00 PM | who would of thought this thread would have been so popular
I think everyone should give the good old cuccumber farmer 3 big cheers , not only does he provide a nutritious vegetable for the population , he is providing an economical sex toy for a few sex deprived females ( or males if thats their thing)
so on the count of three ... ready 1 2 3 HIP HIP HOORAYYYYYYYYYYY
PS I , IzzyB, does not have any cucumbers in the fridge ( just wanted to point that out )  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:44:17 PM |
who would of thought this thread would have been so popular
I think everyone should give the good old cuccumber farmer 3 big cheers , not only does he provide a nutritious vegetable for the population , he is providing an economical sex toy for a few sex deprived females ( or males if thats their thing)
so on the count of three ... ready 1 2 3 HIP HIP HOORAYYYYYYYYYYY
as long as the hooray is for the purpose of salad. oh cucumber apparently makes a good beauty mask as well. And my favourite Nivea cream is cucumber but we still haven't had it here. it's been around for 30 years or so. | |
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Posted: 8/19/2008 6:09:36 AM | Just a curiosity thing - What do women think of men who use for example a rubber vagina for stimulation?
Disclaimer: Not that I would be seen dead with one LOL! | |
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Posted: 8/19/2008 6:50:53 AM | I saw a man using a vibrator today. Truly I did. He was digging up part of the road and he looked like he was enjoying it. I asked another man holding a stop sign what the man was doing with his vibrator and the man with the stop sign started
He told all his mates too! But the nice man holding the stop sign (which I also thought he was trying to tell the man with the vibrator something) told me this gadget was a jack hammer.
So, has anyone had a good jack hammering lately? | |
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Posted: 8/19/2008 9:09:21 AM | I have a whole range of vibrating tools in my garage.
The hammer drill with it's retractable head and special purpose bits is my favourite. I carry it with me everywhere. Never know when I'll come across something that needs a good hammering. | |
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Posted: 8/20/2008 1:56:00 AM |
Just a curiosity thing - What do women think of men who use for example a rubber vagina for stimulation?
Disclaimer: Not that I would be seen dead with one LOL!
No, of course you wouldn't be SEEN dead with one - not so long as you hide in your bedroom when using it..... 8-) | |
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Posted: 8/20/2008 6:26:08 AM | Surprisingly, when I was marketing the adult toys, I only ever sold 2 of those products, they were made of a spongy rubber/plastic not latex , about 10 inches long(I know I should have metric measurement, but humour me I still think in inches as do men haha!)
it is shaped like a cucumber, with a pouch on one end. Its hollow in the middle with a slight slit in the middle and inside there are little filaments of plastic like tendrills, ( supposedly to resemble the inside of the vagina) the exciters, for the shaft of the p nis to rub up against.
One of them I had was of abetter quality, and was also lumenescent (glow in the dark which it did.)The other was bright green, some are more of a pinky colour. they usually came with their own lubricant..
I only sold those two to some women whose partners were working away (country guys)
working intestate.)
maybe I should invite all you girls to a party down here, and I can demonstrate to you how what where and why! As something you cant give away ever, as novelties to family after months of being handled.....thats how most of the products other than the vibrators and dildo`s are marketed and sold... novelties..
I also have a vibrating strap on for girls, does anyone want to see??
I think I still have the display model somewhere among the stuff I have left.  | |
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Posted: 8/20/2008 6:45:16 AM | My vibrator doesn't snore or hog the bed, but it doesn't kiss well, have a really nice butt or hold a good conversation either!
It serves a purpose during a drought! | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 2:10:33 AM | Its all about the "big O". Many women do not orgasm during sexual intercourse so they have to go get themselves one elsewhere. Not that there isn't a lot to be said for skin on skin, love, warmth etc etc - but its kinda like if you can't get what you want at one grocery store then try another:laugh. Oh man that was such a crap analogy. | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 2:27:22 AM | Awwwwwww Goddam it WickedWoman - why do you live in Perth? I wanna come to your adult toy party!!
Anyone here willing to host a Brisbane one? I promise I'll be a good guest........well, until the wine kicks in anyway. 8-) | |
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