| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/21/2008 4:42:33 AM |
me a good one, not being an expert I thought it was good .
Got home already to go and then the disapointment set in, it didnt seem to fit anywhere and Im not that curious . Had a go at hollowing it out but the sides got a bit thin so had to hold it together with some sticky tape, after that it just went down hill and got all floppy the cucumber that is or what was left of it. Gave up and had a beer and watched tv which was way more satisfying. Think I may just stick to using hands and as i have 2 spose it could be classed as a threesome.
Are there any friut or veg that the men folk can use ???
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Posted: 8/21/2008 5:39:46 AM | Dont know about the dental work ... but I did some research and discovered that...
Toys dont ask if they are a bigger toy than all the other toys you've had
Toys just keep going and going and going...............
You know where your toy has been
Toys have more than one speed
Toys dont snore
Toys are easy to replace.
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Posted: 8/21/2008 7:53:54 PM | Un fortunately, using Duracell batteries in most toys, will wear the motor out , more often than not... Eveready red is about the classification you should use in them. If you use batteries which are too strong, they burn the motor out very quickly.. On the other hand, if you have one free, there are rechargable toys now made by FunFactory from Germany.
Another thing, don` t leave the batteries inside the toys when you have finished your session, with the chance someone will find them and turn them on, (kids or other pranksters) and depending how long it is between uses, the battery can leak and ruin the toy.
To get your moneys worth, from the toys, please, also wash them carefully, by wiping them with a soft cleaner, like you use for your glasses, you will also, be removing any bacterior as well, for health reasons, dry them and place them either in a cushion made with them in mind, or in your knicker drawers, somewhere out of the way, where only the user can find them..
Some of them also come in soft pastel colours (the Funfactory toys especially) that can match your manchester(sheets etc)
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Posted: 8/21/2008 9:21:49 PM | Well, if ever there was a thread to get the Bionic Angel back in the forums, it's gotta be this one. 
You speak like a salesperson Wicked one, no doubt about that... but I don't hear a lot of practical experience talking... and there's no point trying to sell a car if you havent even taken it for a drive.
... Like anyone is seriously going to end an orgasm by saying, "Hang on, I must take the batteries out now and scamper around looking for a soft cloth" Yeah right. Shove it under your pillow, and just clean all your toys with antibacterial cleaner before your next playtime - like normal people do.
As for burning out motors, they are not long life motors, and aren't designed to be. It stops working, you grab your mate and head off back to your local adult shop for another fun shopping trip. You haven't married it.
Boys Toys?? There's heaps of them... Strokers, sleeves, straps, rings, pussies, dolls, vibes, virtual dvd's, cuffs,clamps... stacks of stuff, that makes for great solo play and COUPLES PLAY! If you don't know yourself, you can't share yourself.
But of course, you'll never know if you never go there.... Have fun, folks! | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:02:07 PM |
Many women do not orgasm during sexual intercourse so they have to go get themselves one elsewhere
Strangely there a spot that causes a women to orgasm rather strongly within minutes and one after another yet it is not appropriate for many women because they fight the orgasm,tense up and thus defeat the effect and feeling. Some swear blindly by this spot, others argue against the myth because they couldn't let go . Whether its a subconscious psychological thing or an anxio type problem or whether it has anything to do with failure to orgasm from penetration one may never know but its a curly one. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 12:45:15 AM | I was just going to highlight that quote too
And ask why?
Like if you aint doin it right
Think about how much fun you can 'both' have when you figure it out?
And that little X marks the spot can also be stimulated from the outside
How to drive a woman crazy..mmmMMMmmmmmmmmmm
Re resisting orgasms...yeah it kinda happens that way
Even those who arent 'opposed' to them
Its not a thinking thing
It just happens
But why some guys STOP doing what they are doing when it gets to that point is beyond me
Drive it over the top honey
Now show me a damned cucumber that can do that
Even one that has little red batteries
Its about 'the dance'
And I'd feel a mite stoopid out there on the dance floor trying to anticipate my own next moves......
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Posted: 8/22/2008 1:39:22 AM | Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that many women suffer from "orgasm anxiety" and other sex-related neuroses. They are so uptight that they are incapable of reaching orgasm unless Mr Wonder-Fingers is around to press the magic button . NO NO NO, I DON'T WANT AN ORGASM, STOP RIGHT NOW!!
Here is a bit of trivia for you - in the original version of Harry Met Sally where she simulated an orgasm the woman ordering after her actually said "I won't have what she's having, I'm in denial", but that was edited out . Champers, are you sure you are getting enough, you seem to dwell on these sexual topics - is there something else you want to share luv? | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 1:49:14 AM | Msg 69:
Champers, are you sure you are getting enough, you seem to dwell on these sexual topics - is there something else you want to share luv? Leave her alone. She lives in Adelaide... | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 2:17:54 AM | Oh my god now I am totally lost....
What happens to people in Adelaide I can see the "laid" in the word Adelaide but is that a good thing or bad????
So does that mean not to go there or it's safe to go????
Stick to salads and all be okay. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 2:30:19 AM | Go GoD!
I'm a bit scared to say anything in case there are other Ade-laid-ites around but
Lets just say...they sell a lot of cucumbers here
For sandwitches of course | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 5:31:10 AM | Don't know, never had a drought!
Hope the "divining rod" line works out for you though! Keep telling the girls that. Eventually someone will believe you!
Good luck!!! | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 5:43:22 AM | years ago i was working in a stainless steel fabrication shop and for schitz n giggles made a 16 inch stainless vibro for a mates girl friends 21st birthday. fitted a motor out of a radio controled car in it with a blob of weld for a counter weight and had a lead haning out of the end to conect to a motorcycle battery.
well you can inagine the shear look of horror on her face when she opened it infront of her mother and relitives.
now this things was ment as a practical joke and not to be used. a few weeks went by and it got the better of her , to everyones disbeleafe she used it. brusing was the result of the activity and laughs were many. she swore off ever using a toy again in her life. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 5:55:18 AM | Msg 75:
Don't know, never had a drought! Good Golly Miss Milly, must be my mistake...
However... Msg 55:
My vibrator ...
...serves a purpose during a drought! ...or maybe not. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 6:40:39 AM | Might add another bit here , sometimes you cannot find time to have sex , these days we work harder and longer , and our bodys arent always in sync with our partners ( for those who actually have them ) , so to get yourself off with toys is a way to release tension and relax , and it releases endorphines and other stuff to relax you , like the stuff in tea does , cant remember what it is atm.. brain no function @ 11.40pm AEST
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Posted: 8/22/2008 9:22:34 AM | a friend from another site from MIRC when starting her own sex toys company used to go to Adelaide for her supplies, as she said the rules for purchasing from suppliers in Perth was too restricted (. Sensations r us if you remember them around the outer suburbs of Perth)
Another product I would`nt bother trying to sell was the male pump..... whoever thought guys would be able to blow that part of themselves up to a larger size by putting a sleeve around it and... pumping, must have been drunk or dreaming. But apparently its one of the most commonly sold to short guys... I read that in the blurb that came with the catalogue book for sexpo...at acost of over $100 mostly.. cheaper to buy a vaccuum cleaner and get another service out of it!  | |
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Hagars
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Joined: 4/20/2008
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Posted: 8/22/2008 9:37:11 AM |
What if a guy told you he bought one,followed the instructions and measurements before hand were 19 cm and while using the pump were 22?
can you buy cucumbers that big? lol lol..... | |
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Hagars
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Joined: 4/20/2008
Msg: 73 | |
| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/22/2008 9:44:11 AM | | They say the size does not matter,its quantity not quality so shouldn't you be looking at organic? after all a 22cm non organic cucumber could blow its load early where as a an organic cucumber no matter the size has the pedigree to last. | |
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Posted: 8/23/2008 10:14:31 AM | hey Shell, you and I might have the same list of what Vibrators do!
Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv!
We can get abigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called *Vulgar slang*.
position is your choice...
It does`nt leave a mess behind, or the toilet seat up!
You don`t have to clean up the house before bringing it home!
It does` nt fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards!
In the morning You don`t have to make it breakfast!
Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!
and
They NEVER come before you do!
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