| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/19/2008 9:09:21 AM | I have a whole range of vibrating tools in my garage.
The hammer drill with it's retractable head and special purpose bits is my favourite. I carry it with me everywhere. Never know when I'll come across something that needs a good hammering. | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/20/2008 1:56:00 AM |
Just a curiosity thing - What do women think of men who use for example a rubber vagina for stimulation?
Disclaimer: Not that I would be seen dead with one LOL!
No, of course you wouldn't be SEEN dead with one - not so long as you hide in your bedroom when using it..... 8-) | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/20/2008 6:26:08 AM | Surprisingly, when I was marketing the adult toys, I only ever sold 2 of those products, they were made of a spongy rubber/plastic not latex , about 10 inches long(I know I should have metric measurement, but humour me I still think in inches as do men haha!)
it is shaped like a cucumber, with a pouch on one end. Its hollow in the middle with a slight slit in the middle and inside there are little filaments of plastic like tendrills, ( supposedly to resemble the inside of the vagina) the exciters, for the shaft of the p nis to rub up against.
One of them I had was of abetter quality, and was also lumenescent (glow in the dark which it did.)The other was bright green, some are more of a pinky colour. they usually came with their own lubricant..
I only sold those two to some women whose partners were working away (country guys)
working intestate.)
maybe I should invite all you girls to a party down here, and I can demonstrate to you how what where and why! As something you cant give away ever, as novelties to family after months of being handled.....thats how most of the products other than the vibrators and dildo`s are marketed and sold... novelties..
I also have a vibrating strap on for girls, does anyone want to see??
I think I still have the display model somewhere among the stuff I have left.    | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/20/2008 6:45:16 AM | My vibrator doesn't snore or hog the bed, but it doesn't kiss well, have a really nice butt or hold a good conversation either!
It serves a purpose during a drought! | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 2:10:33 AM | Its all about the "big O". Many women do not orgasm during sexual intercourse so they have to go get themselves one elsewhere. Not that there isn't a lot to be said for skin on skin, love, warmth etc etc - but its kinda like if you can't get what you want at one grocery store then try another:laugh. Oh man that was such a crap analogy. | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 2:27:22 AM | Awwwwwww Goddam it WickedWoman - why do you live in Perth? I wanna come to your adult toy party!!
Anyone here willing to host a Brisbane one? I promise I'll be a good guest........well, until the wine kicks in anyway. 8-) | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/21/2008 4:13:03 AM | After reading a few post's I have become a bit cucumber curious and thought I had better check one out. A mate with a veg shop managed to hook me up with one. ( if anyone one needs any let me know should be able to get some discount) He did well and got me a good one, not being an expert I thought it was good  .
Got home already to go and then the disapointment set in, it didnt seem to fit anywhere and Im not that curious  . Had a go at hollowing it out but the sides got a bit thin so had to hold it together with some sticky tape, after that it just went down hill and got all floppy the cucumber that is or what was left of it. Gave up and had a beer and watched tv which was way more satisfying. Think I may just stick to using hands and as i have 2 spose it could be classed as a threesome.
Are there any friut or veg that the men folk can use ??? | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 4:42:33 AM |
me a good one, not being an expert I thought it was good .
Got home already to go and then the disapointment set in, it didnt seem to fit anywhere and Im not that curious . Had a go at hollowing it out but the sides got a bit thin so had to hold it together with some sticky tape, after that it just went down hill and got all floppy the cucumber that is or what was left of it. Gave up and had a beer and watched tv which was way more satisfying. Think I may just stick to using hands and as i have 2 spose it could be classed as a threesome.
Are there any friut or veg that the men folk can use ???
As Daffy Duck would have said .... "Yooo're dethpicable " | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 5:39:46 AM | Dont know about the dental work ... but I did some research and discovered that...
Toys dont ask if they are a bigger toy than all the other toys you've had
Toys just keep going and going and going...............
You know where your toy has been
Toys have more than one speed
Toys dont snore
Toys are easy to replace.
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Posted: 8/21/2008 7:53:54 PM | Un fortunately, using Duracell batteries in most toys, will wear the motor out , more often than not... Eveready red is about the classification you should use in them. If you use batteries which are too strong, they burn the motor out very quickly.. On the other hand, if you have one free, there are rechargable toys now made by FunFactory from Germany.
Another thing, don` t leave the batteries inside the toys when you have finished your session, with the chance someone will find them and turn them on, (kids or other pranksters) and depending how long it is between uses, the battery can leak and ruin the toy.
To get your moneys worth, from the toys, please, also wash them carefully, by wiping them with a soft cleaner, like you use for your glasses, you will also, be removing any bacterior as well, for health reasons, dry them and place them either in a cushion made with them in mind, or in your knicker drawers, somewhere out of the way, where only the user can find them..
Some of them also come in soft pastel colours (the Funfactory toys especially) that can match your manchester(sheets etc)
here endeth todays lesson!  | |
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Posted: 8/21/2008 9:21:49 PM | Well, if ever there was a thread to get the Bionic Angel back in the forums, it's gotta be this one.
You speak like a salesperson Wicked one, no doubt about that... but I don't hear a lot of practical experience talking... and there's no point trying to sell a car if you havent even taken it for a drive.
... Like anyone is seriously going to end an orgasm by saying, "Hang on, I must take the batteries out now and scamper around looking for a soft cloth" Yeah right. Shove it under your pillow, and just clean all your toys with antibacterial cleaner before your next playtime - like normal people do.
As for burning out motors, they are not long life motors, and aren't designed to be. It stops working, you grab your mate and head off back to your local adult shop for another fun shopping trip. You haven't married it.
Boys Toys?? There's heaps of them... Strokers, sleeves, straps, rings, pussies, dolls, vibes, virtual dvd's, cuffs,clamps... stacks of stuff, that makes for great solo play and COUPLES PLAY! If you don't know yourself, you can't share yourself.
But of course, you'll never know if you never go there.... Have fun, folks! | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/21/2008 10:02:07 PM |
Many women do not orgasm during sexual intercourse so they have to go get themselves one elsewhere
Strangely there a spot that causes a women to orgasm rather strongly within minutes and one after another yet it is not appropriate for many women because they fight the orgasm,tense up and thus defeat the effect and feeling. Some swear blindly by this spot, others argue against the myth because they couldn't let go . Whether its a subconscious psychological thing or an anxio type problem or whether it has anything to do with failure to orgasm from penetration one may never know but its a curly one. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 12:45:15 AM | I was just going to highlight that quote too
And ask why?
Like if you aint doin it right
Think about how much fun you can 'both' have when you figure it out?
And that little X marks the spot can also be stimulated from the outside
How to drive a woman crazy..mmmMMMmmmmmmmmmm
Re resisting orgasms...yeah it kinda happens that way
Even those who arent 'opposed' to them
Its not a thinking thing
It just happens
But why some guys STOP doing what they are doing when it gets to that point is beyond me
Drive it over the top honey
Now show me a damned cucumber that can do that
Even one that has little red batteries
Its about 'the dance'
And I'd feel a mite stoopid out there on the dance floor trying to anticipate my own next moves......
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Posted: 8/22/2008 1:39:22 AM | Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that many women suffer from "orgasm anxiety" and other sex-related neuroses. They are so uptight that they are incapable of reaching orgasm unless Mr Wonder-Fingers is around to press the magic button . NO NO NO, I DON'T WANT AN ORGASM, STOP RIGHT NOW!!
Here is a bit of trivia for you - in the original version of Harry Met Sally where she simulated an orgasm the woman ordering after her actually said "I won't have what she's having, I'm in denial", but that was edited out . Champers, are you sure you are getting enough, you seem to dwell on these sexual topics - is there something else you want to share luv? | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 1:49:14 AM | Msg 69:
Champers, are you sure you are getting enough, you seem to dwell on these sexual topics - is there something else you want to share luv? Leave her alone. She lives in Adelaide... | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 2:17:54 AM | Oh my god now I am totally lost....
What happens to people in Adelaide I can see the "laid" in the word Adelaide but is that a good thing or bad????
So does that mean not to go there or it's safe to go????
Stick to salads and all be okay. | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 2:30:19 AM | Go GoD!
I'm a bit scared to say anything in case there are other Ade-laid-ites around but
Lets just say...they sell a lot of cucumbers here
For sandwitches of course | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 5:31:10 AM | Don't know, never had a drought!
Hope the "divining rod" line works out for you though! Keep telling the girls that. Eventually someone will believe you!
Good luck!!! | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 5:43:22 AM | years ago i was working in a stainless steel fabrication shop and for schitz n giggles made a 16 inch stainless vibro for a mates girl friends 21st birthday. fitted a motor out of a radio controled car in it with a blob of weld for a counter weight and had a lead haning out of the end to conect to a motorcycle battery.
well you can inagine the shear look of horror on her face when she opened it infront of her mother and relitives.
now this things was ment as a practical joke and not to be used. a few weeks went by and it got the better of her , to everyones disbeleafe she used it. brusing was the result of the activity and laughs were many. she swore off ever using a toy again in her life. | |
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