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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/29/2008 6:08:47 PM |
In a perfect world, the perfect man would have enough there to feel snug, enough motion to get things rocking, and a few other techniques to really get the old fireworks happening.
Not being so well endowed I can tell you for certain that size only counts if that's all you've got to bring to the table, or floor, or bath, or..........
Personally I would never settle for anything smaller than a fence post.
Careful, you'll probably need help with the splinters | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/29/2008 11:22:30 PM | | cucimbers , vibrators , dildos , fence posts ---- matbe if man was not so selfish and consudered his partner when making love --- then a thread like this may not exist | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 8/30/2008 8:10:33 AM |
cucimbers , vibrators , dildos , fence posts ---- matbe if man was not so selfish and consudered his partner when making love --- then a thread like this may not exist
Um, the original post referred to women "not feeling complete" without a partner. Sooo......it's not a matter of men "being selfish" but of women not having a partner to scratch the itch.
But to address the thrust (!) of your post - if partners use toys it isn't necessarily a reflection of any inadequacy of their partners. Just some added ooooh and aaaaah....
I'm off now - gotta go find a smoothly polished fence post...... | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 5:45:44 PM | Anal what now?? So now everyones talked about what can fit through the front door we are now going to make a vist to the back door and see where that goes. Should make for some interesting reading  No doubt some one some where will have an opinion 
Well done Champs you managed to steer it in a new direction, luv you work  | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 9/2/2008 8:49:15 AM | | Well I guess if they can make a cucumber or a virator that can play with your hair, kiss your neck and your earlobes, caress your back, rub your shoulders, tease your nipples and graze fingernails down your back then by a dozen. If you can get a carrot or a banana to know when you are so close to screaming that it slows down a while just to tease you then buy them too. Billy Connelly says he remembers his first sexual experience, he was alone at the time. For me, well I reakon that orgasm comes right at the end, getting there should be a hell of a lot of fun and just might take hours........ I mean if I just want an orgasm I can take matters into my own hands. If I want sex then that needs another warm body. | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 9/2/2008 9:06:51 AM | Saw a vid on you tube about correctly measuring things which makes me wonder how those who use such things as spoke exstensivly in this thread measure theirs?
I know your gonna say the package says its so long but I put to you this how many guys honestly say what size and from what way of Measuring.
Its interesting as a company might advertise say (whats enough)5 inches? but we don't know if their measuring it long way round which means only 3 0r 4 inches is actually doing anything. so in effect in this hypothetical your getting less bang than your thought for what bucks you outlayed.
Maybe us POF forumers could uncover a scam by correctly measuring what such things in this thread talked about extensively that there measurements actually are concerning what goes in?
We could if right go to consumer affairs and make an official complaint on being scammed. | |
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Posted: 9/2/2008 11:06:16 AM | If you can get a carrot or a banana to know when you are so close to screaming that it slows down a while just to tease you then buy them too.
Um, well...you see, that's part of the problem...
Slowing down kinda detracts from the whole moment.
If she's saying yes, yes and about to slip into the abyss of ecstacy... what on earth posesses a man to slow or stop??? There's teasing that tickles and tempts, and there's "Goddammit you fool ..and you wonder why we say you don't listen!!!!" teasing.
Turn it up.
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Posted: 9/2/2008 11:17:07 PM | | you do realise the botox effect is to relax muscles therefore relieving wrinkled areas, for penile challenged guys this may not be the perfect answer, a very smooth ol fella no doubt | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 1:30:31 AM |
I'm wondering if the women in the Royal family scream........i'm arriving, i'm arriving...at that particular moment.
And just why do you think they always serve cucumber sandwiches?
Fragality lad. Frugality. Nothing is ever wasted!
Praps that was the original recycling idea?  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 1:44:26 AM | Hmm...yeah
Makes you wonder what on earth pof was thinking when they put that little sucker out there
And next time you order salad on your lunch roll....maybe skip the cucumber  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 3:45:50 AM | Lol - I got an email from a guy on another site that said he had a 23" penis?
I wrote back that he should be careful where hes pokin that? Could have an eye out?
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Posted: 9/4/2008 4:23:53 AM |
YEAH...., the only problem was it was in the middle of his forehead ! Hey i seen that guy the other day, someone yelled out to him, 'HOY D***HEAD' but he ignored them. | |
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