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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 9/2/2008 11:17:07 PM | | you do realise the botox effect is to relax muscles therefore relieving wrinkled areas, for penile challenged guys this may not be the perfect answer, a very smooth ol fella no doubt | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 9/4/2008 1:30:31 AM |
I'm wondering if the women in the Royal family scream........i'm arriving, i'm arriving...at that particular moment.
And just why do you think they always serve cucumber sandwiches?
Fragality lad. Frugality. Nothing is ever wasted!
Praps that was the original recycling idea?  | |
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| Cucumbers and Vibrators and other such things
Posted: 9/4/2008 1:44:26 AM | Hmm...yeah
Makes you wonder what on earth pof was thinking when they put that little sucker out there 
And next time you order salad on your lunch roll....maybe skip the cucumber  | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 3:45:50 AM | Lol - I got an email from a guy on another site that said he had a 23" penis?
I wrote back that he should be careful where hes pokin that? Could have an eye out?
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Posted: 9/4/2008 4:23:53 AM |
YEAH...., the only problem was it was in the middle of his forehead ! Hey i seen that guy the other day, someone yelled out to him, 'HOY D***HEAD' but he ignored them. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2008 4:43:07 AM | | I knew a bloke who lost his eyelids in an accident - they ended up grafting skin from his foreskin as replacements - it didn't look that good but he had a lot of foresight. | |
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Posted: 6/3/2009 10:11:19 PM | Kudos for even having the courage to address the prickly subject.....no pun intended with respect to the cuke!
No confusion, merely bemusal. I suppose I am not equipped to respond for all, but from the first person singular I feel compelled to iterate that sexual urges are as innate as the need to breathe. We are programmed with the need to feel.....on all levels. Sexual satisfaction ought to be a wonderful bonus to a stimulating relationship, but often substitution affords interim pleasure and release be it battery operated or otherwise. So many euphamisms so little time.
Personally I believe that insecurity prevents us from exploring completely with a willing partner...but at the same time religion and society ooze guilt upon us for a desire to freely feel and express. Sex is not dirty. It is natural. I believe it is confused attempts at regulation that make us feel "dirty" when we desire.
How can something so wonderfully satisfying be dirty? Between the legs is obvious but taboo. Why? Not sure. Perhaps because we are taught the taboos? It is implied that it is unclean to feel this way? We need to understand our desires and needs then "fingerpaint". Ok, that was random.....but seriously....are our fears valid or imprinted upon us by flawed logic? A union between whomever ought to be revered and shared as beautiful.
I am but one man, but I tend to seek four levels of intimacy. Beginning with intellectual stimulation, emotional....physical then spritual.....no, not religious....when two connect on a higher plane it is a spiritual revelation. What more can one ask for? Not for the feint of heart but for the believer.
Don't settle for self esteem issues. That generally ends tragically. Seek like minded individuals and explore. It still ought to be fun! Break through some barriers without prejudice.....find someone who agrees.....then enjoy. Until then....freeze your vegetables....recharge your batteries.....don't let anyone make you feel "dirty" for loving that higher plane that makes you euphoric....with.....or without a partner.
They do exist. They simply require your introduction.
; )
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Posted: 6/7/2009 9:12:49 AM | We all have sexual urges. The vibe will only sedate the need for sexual release, the same as a "flog" for a guy.
There is still the longing for intimacy.
Missing the passion when you kiss someone you feel for.
The sharing of something words can't define.
Its a substitute at best. A depressing realization at worst.
Depends on your state of mind and whether you feel the need for someone for more than just the simple "release".
Depends on how "special" you see sex or making love to be.
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Posted: 11/5/2009 10:27:32 PM | suffering from boredom and decided to have a peek about this........
Vibrators were invented to assist the doctors in dealing with female hysteria!!!( aka sexual frustration... poor husbands just didnt have the knowledge to please their wives ) seems manually handling was too tedious for the docs...... "It was a job that required stamina and not a little patience" seems males back in the 1800's had neither hmmm not much changes over the centuries
First vibrator was steam powered., is that where "hot sex" originated from??
too funny needing an MD to help women achieve orgasms....if this was the case today i wonder if we would have an over abundance of men studying for their doctorate!
The pic of the vibrator is just scary
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article4032852.ece
wonders innocently how much they could have changed over time | |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 11:58:49 PM |
I've seen some weird salad recipes in my time, but this one takes the cake.
lol remind me not to eat your food...salad cake using preloved ingredients....oh yuck!!! don't tell me what the icing consists of especially if it looks suspiciously like mayonaise.
Msg 114. The reason why it, sex, genitalia (weird word that one) has been a taboo subject for centuries (sorta) is due to the lack of contraception. As you stated it is a natural almost insurpressable urge and the only way to prevent younguns getting into trouble was to demonise and scare the bejasus outa them.
Oh and wanking in theory can make you blind....men that is....sperm production uses a fair amount of zinc which also paramount for healthy eyesight. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 4:34:46 PM | | It's a case of needs must. I love my little V.. he has been across the Nullarbor with me, been in lonely motel rooms with me [NOT the motel that is beloved of LULT!] and generally been a blessed relief in times of trouble when the only men I see are the Supermarket Stalkers... and THEY are anybody's ..er, except their wives. But funny that, I've never thought of using a cucumber, sounds erky....... is there any speacial characteristic of cucmbers that I've missed? | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 6:55:25 PM | ^^^^ Depends on the type. Lebanese cucumbers have large bumpy things on the sides of them, but lack in size.
Continental cucumbers are long and thin with a little knob on the end of them (like the end of a condom).... Not actually sure what would be pleasing about them, but they come wrapped in plastic..... so you can't get preganant or catch an infection I spose oh, and they have ridges down their length, so I guess there's some potential there.
Whereas the other ones are like taking a Howitzer to a swordfight. Huge b@stards, with tiny bumps down their length. Brutish and lacking in finesse I guess their appeal would be nothing more than just the feeling of having a big juicy cucumber.
For all who are wondering how the fvck I know anything about cucumbers... I worked in the produce section of a small country town supermarket... and the comments I got have scarred me for life.... especially the ones I got once I turned 18. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 7:06:17 PM | Gee call my 'old fashioned' -
yep I love my fruit & veggies but
no - I prefer the 'real' thing -
as for a Vibrator don't have one - don't want one
yep I want the 'real' deal | |
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