| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 1/16/2009 6:13:27 PM | He wrote me an email. "I am sorry about you breaking your nose in the softball game and that you could not reach me when it happened. But I have some news, and it may shock you. " (Here is the line) I met a girl two weeks ago at that wedding I went to. She is moving in this Friday and we will be married next month."
How's that for the world's boldest kiss off?
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrlfriend! I know it really hurt, but you lost a total creep - not much of a loss at all. And that doesn't say much for the other girl he met, either. Good thing you were lucky enough to find out before YOU married him!  | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 1/16/2009 7:55:29 PM | Probably the worst thing I have heard, aside from you are too fat for me (yep, was told to me, too!) is the most recent one. "You're too laid back for me."
After some talking, I finally got to the heart of it. He just didn't have feelings for me like I had for him. After all that cleared, it took awhile, but now we're very good friends, and I am trying to help him find a date!  | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 1/16/2009 8:30:19 PM | | OK, I didn't read all 10 pages of posts, but here's what I got; "Your a great guy, and a great father, but I don't love you anymore". And out the door she went. 16 years and 2 kids later, she moves into her sisters basement and re-wardrobes with leopard skin everything. Oh well, at least I've still got the kids. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 1/16/2009 9:18:11 PM | It's pretty general. It needs to be explained more fully by the person saying it.
I think I understand it cuz I was in that situation once - for me it meant I loved the person like a brother or dear friend, but was not attracted to them physically or intellectually, and did not want to spend the rest of my life with them. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/20/2009 2:01:36 AM | Just think about the people you have had to break up with. What did you say to them and how did you feel about them? It's not easy to break up with someone especially when your trying not to hurt their feelings.  | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/20/2009 7:00:33 PM | | I was broke up by a text message telling me "God told me that you weren't the right man for me!!!" That is what I received. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 7:08:53 AM | you may have the worst break up line i have the worst prelude to breaking up line every...and i mean every ex i have said "we need to talk" right before they go on to break up with me...i have actually gotten to the point i can sense when they are about to say it to the point i stopped my most recent ex right b4 she said it and said let me guess "we need to talk"
There are 3 things i truely hate in this world:
1 my step mother
2 really bad sunburn and
3 the words "we need to talk" | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 7:28:03 AM | | "I love you but I'm not in love with you" means I found someone else I like better who makes me hotter than you do. It's a copout and it's dishonest. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 8:27:09 AM | | So Sorry but its true you can love someone but not be in love .to love someone is to care about their well being to care about them .not to be in love is not to wanna have sex with them any longer get it.its all about if you want to have sex are not thats the differance so ask that person " does this mean you dont want to have sex any longer with me","are you want to have sex with someone else"?. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 3:29:35 PM | My ex-husband used that "I love you but I'm not in love with you" line the night he told me he didn't want to be married anymore. What he really meant was..."I've been seeing my ex-girlfriend for months. Sorry to be breaking this to you three weeks after we moved to a new city where you don't know anyone, but I want to be close to her. And by the way, now you have to try to pay the rent by yourself on this overpriced apartment that I picked out."
In other words...it's an a**hole line and always has hidden meaning! | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 3:39:54 PM | | Yes this line has been used on me not once but twice...it has made me very jaded and a fulltime cynic... | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/21/2009 8:42:27 PM | | I'm sure the line "it's not you, it's me" has popped up in the thread somewhere. The idiot was still hung up on a piece of trash who used him the whole time they were together. The blame lies solely with him. They deserve each other as far as I'm concerned and, as far as I know, she doesn't seem to have any plans on getting back together with him. So he's alone and I can at least get some satisfaction out of that. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/22/2009 1:46:43 AM | Nope, I can top that one. From a 36 year old man, I heard, "Babe, I love you but I just don't feel the butterflies. I've been trynig to force it this whole time."
This man said he wanted to marry me and we were trying to have a baby together... go figure. I thought at his age, he'd be less of a tool... | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/22/2009 1:50:31 AM | | the worst one ever is when the new girl calls you and says to you he dont want you no more he is with me and we have been seeing each other for a while | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/22/2009 12:59:54 PM | Atleast he gave you a reason,my experience, he never called back...............lol what a cowered. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/22/2009 8:33:38 PM | This I thought was cute and received it in an email from an anonymous giver as a joke:
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years &
I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been
hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job
today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair
of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me
you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband & wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever
the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't t ry to find me.
Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great
life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a
good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my
soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
& griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice
when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since
my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say
something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About
those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was
a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me
that morning. After all of this, I still loved you &
felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10
million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to
Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life
you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote
ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl.
I hope that's not a problem
LOL | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/25/2009 4:25:59 AM | | The worse break up line is " I am too busy for friends or a relationship". Granted she had a three kids and a demanding career, but it makes you want to steer clear of a woman who has kids at home and is totally independent. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/25/2009 8:08:22 AM | the worse thing i have heard after 2 month going out with this guy:
there is no chemistry and karma is missing as well...
and he felt that after 2 month? | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/27/2009 6:59:32 AM | there is no chemistry and karma is missing as well...
That is an interesting one. Better in two months than two years. lol | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/27/2009 8:21:19 AM | | There is a worse line man.......I love you, but I'm not in love with you, I'm in love with her. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/27/2009 8:33:07 AM | Here is the worst I've ever gotten from my first wife:
"We are two different people".
If I wasn't so heartbroken I would have simply laughed. No sh*t Sherlock! | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 2/28/2009 7:11:16 AM | | The worst line ever was from my fiancee. We had been together for a couple of years. He was so in love with me, he wanted to announce it over the intercom of our mutual place of employment. Thankfully, he never had. On this day when everything changed, he told me that no, he was not in love with me. In fact, he had NEVER loved me at all. Of course, our relationship ended at that very moment. But it took me several years before I trusted a man again. To this day, I have never understood what happened. | |
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