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 muffian

Joined: 8/17/2008
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/1/2009 4:30:58 PM
hi , personally they both mean the same thing 'I love so and so or i'm in love with so and so'. same thing only different words. Iknow what they mean to say, but it is a stupid cop out. She says'I'm so in love with you' do you think but does she love me?
its simply the same thing taken out of context. the person wants out period
as for being friends? its their way of saying i'll call you if i need some thing. they could be having the wildest sex ever with the new guy and thinking about if she called ??? would he come over and fix that leaky faucet. A guy only thinks 'can i last long enough so she wont be peed at me.'
 raiku

Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 252
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/1/2009 5:05:21 PM
i found someone better looking

the worst ever
 siliverwolf

Joined: 2/24/2009
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/1/2009 5:27:27 PM
I have one better then that my ex is on here and she was on here 2 months before she decided to break up with me.
 AintMsBehaving

Joined: 2/21/2009
Msg: 254
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/2/2009 7:56:41 PM
i met and married a man in a whirlwind romance, while he pushed for the commitment...11 weeks after we got married, his ex-girlfriend that he had baggedout to me over and over moves back to town. and starts contacting him constantly.

he says to me, i don't want to be married anymore, can't we just have sex and stay friends?





uh, NO....what will your girlfriend think? hey buddy, don't let the door hit your rear on the way out!


PS over two years later, i have found him on numerous dating sites...still using the same pickup lines, using the photos i took of him and MY nickname for him, and still trawling the net for women. oh, and still single and dateless.


 19Jack69

Joined: 1/13/2009
Msg: 255
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/9/2009 11:15:17 PM
I got it in a txt right when I woke up in the morning... That was a fine how do ya yack.
But the worst time was also a txt. Receiving the txt back from "How long are you going to be out with Barbi?".. "I'm Brad who are you?".. That's probably the worse..
It was official when he answered the phone and she said in the back round "I don't want to deal with this now"
I have no bias against any Jennies out there so ,if you happen to be one ..
Maybe you would like to show me how yours shines Ain't this cute?
 The Irish Leo

Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 256
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Posted: 3/10/2009 10:58:17 AM
I will admit that is one Cheeze line!!
But my Ex got pregnant when things where going good, and then said to me "It's been all about you, Now it's about time it's about me"

This just goes to show you that all the Guys out there aren't as bad as what you may think!
 A_Blueyedbabe

Joined: 3/12/2006
Msg: 257
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Posted: 3/10/2009 11:50:20 AM
I think this is the worst ever"
When I ILeave im done, I dont Go back"" Were Done"
"Your just a woman"
This was said to me recently by a guy i was with 4 for months.
we had an argument.& it got heated.
This tells me nothing & leaves me with no answers
 dneteng

Joined: 12/29/2008
Msg: 258
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Posted: 3/10/2009 1:38:31 PM
I got this in a text message recently.

"Dont call dont write dont come back. Goodby good luck! "

This was after nearly four years living together as I got to the airport on a business trip. The day before it was why havent you been calling me today? I am confused.

Oh well I hope all you women out there are not like this. This makes it realy hard to commit for some of us.
 Angelwings444

Joined: 3/2/2009
Msg: 259
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/10/2009 4:50:40 PM
I agree that is the dumbest line ever used to break up with someone...an even dumber one is " It's not you, I'm just not relationship material " , yet he is on every dating site under the sun

As far as I'm concerned, love is love is love...it is what it is and people should just be honest about their feelings. I'ts just a way for the one doing the breaking up to walk away without feeling a sense of guilt.
 BrainsAndBrawn

Joined: 2/9/2009
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Posted: 3/10/2009 6:29:49 PM
"You're just too nice for me... Yeah, actually I did sleep with your brother."
"Actually, I'm a lesbian. But not with Matt."
"Welcome to Dumpsville, population: You"
"For God's sake, can't you take a hint???"
"You're just too nice for me... Yeah, actually I did sleep with your sister."
"You're a really nice guy... for someone else. "
"I'm sure you'll meet someone else soon!"
"It's not you, it's me"
"You're just too nice for me... Yeah, actually I did sleep with your... do you have any more siblings?"

And my all time favorite:-

"Thanks for all the great times, but I've decided to get back together with Matt. It's been great talking with you, but I'll understand if you don't want to see me again."

Anyone know why the girls always go out with guys called Matt?
Seriously!
 Christoph61

Joined: 3/6/2009
Msg: 261
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Posted: 3/10/2009 7:32:57 PM
After an intense 8 month relationship, she announces with no previous discussion or arguments "I have no feelings for you...I don't want to discuss it...It's not another guy.
I just want to get this over with. Let's hurry up and get this done." I was initially stunned into silence and then heartbroken. (I loved this woman and would have fought to maintain the relationship.)
She, I found out through mutual friends, then went to a bar 2 days later dressed to the nines
(she was 5'11" and very attractive) and met a new guy. They where in bed 3 days later.
(Les than a week from our breakup) She then didn't see any problem to inviting her new "boyfriend" to my friends birthday party!! She knew I was devastated over the breakup, and her plan through nothing but indifference and insensitivity was to introduce her new boyfriend to my friends and me!!
It took me a long time to reconcile her behavior as I treated her well and had no parting discussion.

She went on 10 years later to marry a wealthy prominent attorney.

Ouchie

Christoph
 bbredahl

Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 262
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/11/2009 9:02:34 PM
I've heard that used, but never understood what exactly it meant. I'm sorry that she did it that way. At least she didn't tell you that she had been dreaming of an ex-husband. The guy I had been dating for about 2 months used the line that he was having dreams about his ex-wife he had been married to for 7 years. He had just told the week before that he hadn't even seen her in about 5 years. So I think he was also using a line to break up. Not only that, he broke up with me in an e-mail. Talk about jerk!!

I hope and pray that what she did to you does not make you not get back out there and keep looking. You'll find the one someday.

keep looking!!
Bre
 dogslife2live001

Joined: 11/4/2008
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Posted: 3/11/2009 10:43:22 PM
does that mean the "it's not you it's me" has been retired....
 vrb1955

Joined: 3/26/2006
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Posted: 3/12/2009 6:26:54 AM
They did not have to say it .They just did it. Dumped me for a better deal. Most do don't they?

But I got a good one from a guy who failed to keep in touch. He actually blamed it on the current state of the economy !

It was price less !




And to the woman who was told she was "just a woman"

sorry to hear about your loss ,... but i am sure you know you are better than "just"
 kpooks

Joined: 12/23/2008
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Posted: 3/12/2009 10:37:54 AM
How about "I'm very fond of you but I feel there's something missing here (like passion and lust)". Is that better?

Geez, now we're critiquing THE WAY we dump or get dumped.
 lastboyscout74

Joined: 8/9/2008
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/12/2009 10:31:12 PM
"You deserve someone that isn't going to break your heart."

I wonder if they actually stood in the mirror and practiced that one....
 BostonBB

Joined: 1/23/2009
Msg: 267
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/13/2009 12:20:34 AM
I had this line used on me... did it offend me ... no. At one time she did love me and myself of her. Things happen but one thing is for sure.... when a woman tells a man I am not in love with you... listen intently... she means it... run for the hills .... the door won't hit you on the arse on the way out!
 mandakay

Joined: 3/4/2009
Msg: 268
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Posted: 3/13/2009 1:49:49 AM
It's not me and it's not you. It's your best friend. I've been sleeping with her and she's having my baby.
 iguaLove

Joined: 7/10/2007
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Posted: 3/19/2009 11:17:18 AM
lmao. people are nasty. how about this one:

Your underwear has more personality than you !!! Didn't know whether to cry or laugh. I thought to myself, if she only had this bit of sense of humour during the relationship, we probably would've gotten along fine. She waited 'til the end to be funny.
 danlfc1983

Joined: 3/6/2009
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Posted: 3/19/2009 11:36:28 PM
"I think we should have a break"

This normally leads to splitting up.
 T-Bird2

Joined: 11/23/2008
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Posted: 3/21/2009 5:59:11 PM
" Sweetie - I am BI"

I am still shocked!!!
True story.
 RidgevilleLad78

Joined: 6/17/2008
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/25/2009 8:00:50 PM
"I never loved you, it was all just an act to get what I never got growing up(money,car,etc.)!" . My ex-wife after three years of marriage and pretty ripping my heart out, taking a bite then spitting it out!
 kissing_the_past_goodbye

Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 273
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Posted: 3/25/2009 8:50:57 PM
That's ok, my Ex couldn't break up with me face-to-face he had my best friend do the dirty work for him. Apparently I'm too immature and clingy...Hmm..I'm immature yet, he's 26 years old and can't break up with me on his own!
 anonymouslyme

Joined: 12/23/2008
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Posted: 3/26/2009 1:49:41 AM
"maybe i'll come back if this other thing doesn't work out".....I broke his nose and two ribs :) He probably won't use that one again....
 granola_girl3

Joined: 3/15/2009
Msg: 275
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Posted: 3/26/2009 5:16:14 AM
Crying is one of the stages of mourning. Whether what we miss is "good" or "bad", it was still a part of us. Crying is a cathartic moment in which we cleanse that void and renew the space for a future event.

I am an RN who works on a hospice unit. I deal with death on a daily basis and, have become so accustomed to it, that it no longer effects me emotionally. Granted, I do offer the families and the body the respect that they deserve.

However, I just recently met my soulmate here. Just before we were to meet, I suppose he became nervous and began making false accusations about me. I realize, that in the past, he experienced major trust issues with his then-wife, but that is no reason to transfer those feelings unto me. As a result, he pushed me away.

I tried calling him and e-mailing him to talk about the situation, but he does not respond. Silence is the worst break-up line ever. It is a cruel intention to promote non-existance.

I'll admit, events such as this have spilled the waterworks. I cried at length for a week and, periodically, still succumb to tears and heartache. Sad thing is, I fell in love with him without even meeting him because it felt like I knew him for years. I miss him terribly. Patience and time will heal, I suppose. But, he left such a void I am almost sure that I will never meet anyone to completely fill it.

Thanks for the space to vent.
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