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 tazzydeb

Joined: 4/13/2008
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/29/2009 1:45:38 PM
I still like i love you but not in love with u line
how about " i just want to be single." as he was moving his stuff into his soon to be new wifes house. lol
 raphael_adroit_esquire

Joined: 12/18/2006
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Posted: 3/29/2009 5:44:55 PM

"How about I love you like a friend, but not romantically in love with you." Is that better? LOL


Personally, I like, "I care about you, but I'm tired of f*cking you."
 raphael_adroit_esquire

Joined: 12/18/2006
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/29/2009 5:45:04 PM

"How about I love you like a friend, but not romantically in love with you." Is that better? LOL


Personally, I like, "I care about you, but I'm tired of f*cking you."
 _carl_

Joined: 6/21/2006
Msg: 279
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 3/29/2009 5:50:26 PM
Ive been dating your sister. she's pregnant.

Lets have breakup sex
 ilovese469

Joined: 1/16/2009
Msg: 280
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/3/2009 1:15:24 PM
i constantly see a pattern in the ladies that have broken up with me....they all have told me and i quote..."i have found someone a lot more attractive then you".....i can live with that,but if you know i am ugly then why the hell hook up with me?
 FunnyFace4U2

Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 281
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/4/2009 1:03:47 PM
Your rear-end is better looking than your front-end, so I'd like to see your better side permanently.
 sharpe14u

Joined: 3/31/2009
Msg: 282
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/5/2009 6:37:36 AM
In my opionion, just as bad as the guy I dated for 8 years, tells me he doesnt want to date a woman with kids, caught him several times screwing around on me, lied like crazy, then when we finally called it off, found out he had been with so many women. I guess you could say the smartest thing I ever did was to get an aids test. (negitive) thank god. However, you dont tell someone that you would make someone a damn good wife, just not mine!!! Hows that for a break up line!
 ismiled

Joined: 3/31/2009
Msg: 283
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/5/2009 2:10:15 PM
Mine pushed me into ending the relationship by being impossible to get along with. He quit showing affection and became distant emotionally soo I know what that means. Two weeks ago he calls saying he can't take another day without me and he doesn't want to waste anymore time. Soooo.....I buy back into it. Then he becomes impossible again until I say" just don't call me, stay the he-- away from me" because I can't take the pain over and over. So then I start looking on here because I knew his "soon to be divorced" friend is on here and wham there is his pic and profile. WOW that hurts.....so now I guess I'll redo my profile and get serious about this site.
 ismiled

Joined: 3/31/2009
Msg: 284
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/5/2009 2:13:37 PM
Wow...I feel so bad for u that is probably about the worst! Sooo sorry girl!
 ismiled

Joined: 3/31/2009
Msg: 285
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/5/2009 2:16:12 PM
We know what he really means is "I love and I still like scr--ing you but I want to try out some strange"....familiar is just not good enough for forever.
 verygreeneyez

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 286
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/5/2009 2:35:48 PM
"This is just temporary." HUH? Ummm, NO!! We're done. Stick a fork in it.
 juanicimo

Joined: 3/1/2009
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Posted: 4/6/2009 12:50:00 AM
my favorite one from an ex girlfriend was...
"we need to break up" why? "cause this is what works for me"
thats it, that was the whole conversation...
nice right?
honestly?...who ever thought of break up lines needs to be put in the same line as the guy who thought up pick up lines and be beaten with a shovel..
they dont work and make things a hell of a whole lot cheaper..
you want to break up...sit down and explain whats up!
be an adult!
 Debbie Harvey

Joined: 4/1/2009
Msg: 288
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/6/2009 2:14:08 AM
Anyone ever spent 2 1/2 yrs. with someone & he breaks it off in a TEXT? A TEXT? !!! How lame is that? Now he just wants to be friends! How do you even begin to be friends with someone who has totally devastated your life?? javascript:smilie(':crjavascript:smilie('')ying:')javascript:smilie('')
 GWSmith

Joined: 12/18/2008
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/6/2009 2:22:56 AM
Worst break up line ever was when she didn't say a word and just disappeared.
 computerguy1983

Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 290
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/6/2009 5:13:48 PM
"I need to be with other people to see if I really love you"

When I heard this I was like "WTF? that doesn't even make sense."
 Raptoria

Joined: 1/11/2008
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Posted: 4/7/2009 7:58:57 PM
"My brother committed suicide. I decided to take my life down a different road. I'm sorry if I hurt you" ...

WTF??

What ever happened to "I love you but I'm not IN love with you." ??? or "I think we should see other people." ( I liked that one back in high school. )

Oh. He said this via cell phone. I SO wish it would have been a text. I want someone to break up with me with a text message..............

His brother is alive.
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 Raptoria

Joined: 1/11/2008
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Posted: 4/7/2009 8:11:54 PM
I hadn't yet read your post when I posted mine. I truly would be devastated if someone I cared about broke up with me using a text. I would NEVER want to be friends with someone who could be such a coward.

Don't cry. Better 2 1/2 years than 13 or 28........



 sharpe14u

Joined: 3/31/2009
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/8/2009 5:19:38 AM
This happened to me on here to, some men really take advantage!! Some women can too.
 Rah1970

Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 294
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/8/2009 7:27:51 PM
After 12 years I got a multitude.....over about 3 weeks...Starting with "I need to find myself". I just need space right now. It's the best thing for us....."No, I don't want to date others...this is so that we can be a better couple". Then, I love you, but I'm not in love with you.......51/2 months later, he's engaged to someone else......
Did my head in quite frankly
Now, I just can't find it in me to move on.....I never really got any closure. He just changed all his contacts, blocked me on F'book etc and vanished...... Nice that he cared so much.
 habib1987

Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 295
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/9/2009 8:48:16 PM
This is how my girlfriend broke up with me.....

She rang me and told she needed to tell me something, I was like ummm ok.
She then told me she sent me an email.

She broke up with me in an email, how bad is that, lol. Thats just about as low as it gets, lol.
Quote "I love you but I dont love you". I mean like wtf.

Have been single for 10 months now, and I have never felt better. So take that, lol.
 CrazySkiChic

Joined: 8/8/2006
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/9/2009 9:17:09 PM
" I'm not ready for a serious relationship"
"I just want to be alone right now"
"I'm confused about my feelings, I just need time to figure things out"
"I just love you as a friend"
Actually those lines are all from the same guy. Sent via txt or email after we'd been together 7 months. Every other boyfriend just disappeared off the face of the earth and eventually I got an email from them saying there was someone else.
 Mincken63

Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 297
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/9/2009 10:45:04 PM
Well, I'll be damned. This is how my wife got her un-contested divorce. Translation= I'm f*cking somebody at work, so your services will no longer be required. I personally don't like it because she waited until my Mom and Dad died, ran through my inheritance and maxed out my credit cards; then she decided to say it, after she had all her requirements for her A.S. Feather Payne, now. Married some little shit that used to work for me. Well, that love wasn't cheap. No, that was the worst break-up ever. I heard that the worse thing you could do was to take a child's toy away. No, it's not. The worse thing you can do, is take that toy away, break it and give it back to him. That's what she did with my heart. I think if you need to break up with some turd, why do you need to break it gently? They are already with somebody else.
 robert20092009

Joined: 3/11/2009
Msg: 298
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 4/11/2009 1:50:59 AM
He's So tall and Has a house I am sorry by!
 gibby_5

Joined: 3/25/2009
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Posted: 4/11/2009 11:17:27 AM
My husband broke his ankle and said he would have to stay with his "mummy" until his cast came off, once he was back under her roof he told me not to contact him as his mum had made it one of her rules. What a wimp. Needless to say I never phoned or visited.
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