| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/20/2008 3:29:46 PM | Yeah that is a lame break up line.
I have much more class ......
I leave a note on their windshield ........ “thanks for the sex” | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/20/2008 4:54:05 PM | | Well it wasnt a break up line from her but I left her for it so, I guess that would count...."I slept with the younger brother of the guy that raped me ten yrs ago. Im so sorry! I was plastered. I didnt even know it happened till this morning when I woke up next to him and my sister told me I did it willing. Please dont leave me, Im so sorry!"...Needless to say I was living back in Chicago in 3 days. At the time this happened, I live near Seattle. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 4:59:31 AM | There is no easy way for both parties to break up one is bound to care more and be hurt no matter how you sugar coat it . I think the line, I love you but I am no longer IN love with you is just fine ... It says that you were part of the past live and that you cherished all the time you had together, but you don't feel romantic about them any longer .. I would rather here that line then .. It 's not you it is me.. bull s**t of course it's you .. you are breaking up with me.
that line is perfectly acceptable if you ask me ...
At least you are a getting a final line and a reason whether it is the truth or not you are getting a reason for them dumping you.
rejection is hard enough ... keep it simple and it will always be best on both parties..
I love you , but and NOT IN love with you is simple and to the point..
good luck
ohhh how I know the pain of lines. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 5:13:08 AM | my first marriage lasted 13 years...in all those years my wife introduced me to her friends as- "dave- he's a MODEL husband"...i just grinned and thought i was in hog heaven.
then the divorce papers arrived...i opined..."divorce? in all these 13 years you have always referred to me as a MODEL husband"...i don't get it..."
"you ARE a MODEL husband..." she retorts "just go look up the word..."
"MODEL: small imitation of the REAL thing"....
dayum.
dave | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 5:25:28 AM | how about this for a breakup line..
"i gave my word to another woman a year ago that if our paths crossed again i would give us another chance"
yah..hurt is beyond what i felt..oh..and it was thru a email..not in person. so do i get the worst breakup line ever award? | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 5:27:54 AM | Hi Snowman: I think we've all heard that horrible line in one form or another. You seem like a sweetheart. Be glad she's gone -- now the "one" that was meant for you can come into your life!! God has something much better in store for you. The BEST of luck. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 1:17:26 PM | How about "You are corrupting my moral compass"? Hurt at the time - in an email - but now I find it funny. I think he was the one corrupting his own compass!
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/21/2008 11:53:58 PM | I was on the 3rd date, I know it was not a long "relationship" but he was my first kiss.
after flirting with me all day he said " I am not feeling a relationship" this was two days before christmas. I look back at it now and I cannot believe I dated him but at the time I was really hurt, since I have not dated a lot. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/25/2008 10:09:15 AM | yeah i got that line too from my wife of 11 years. 2 month later i found pics of her and a mutual friend in bed.....i'll let you draw your own conclusions to which hurt more!
but i do agree with you, its a total cop out line, may aswell have said its not you its me. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/25/2008 10:19:23 AM | | How about "I dont see myself being intimately romantic with you" But when we made out she didnt act that way... | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/25/2008 10:30:41 AM | Okay, this one will take the cake. This comes a day after the guy told me how he's in love with me, how much he needs me, and how I'm the most important person in his life.
He stands me up the next day with no phone call. I see him posting on our mutual reptile website. Then I get an email from him (an email!) saying: "I have no excuse. I know I went too far. I will always love you though."
He turned out to be married and a sociopath. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 8/25/2008 10:30:49 AM | "You are yesterday...and I need tomorrow."
I once said it to a guy,and now I think it was a really mean and bad way to put it... :| | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 12:15:37 AM | Complete nonsense.
Translation: "I don't want to be with you anymore, but I want to let you off easy"
Cut your losses, and look elsewhere, because that is just a silly headgame. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 12:45:36 AM | Your son / daughter is legal now, so I'm off to do them. I hope you don't mind.
That one would be a sharp kick in the pants if you ask me. It would be a bit worse if you didn't even had children and you heard that. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 12:53:32 AM | you are so great that i cannot offer you what you need
WTF?
i was trying so hard not to be a twat as well!!! | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 1:15:50 AM | I'd have to say I don't feel there is a 'break up line'.
Some people just don't know what to say at that particular moment when they are sure that they are done with the relationship.
For me, with my longest relationship, I was getting ready to go to work on a Saturday to do some extra work and had recently found out my bf of 6 yrs had lied to me for months about something really stupid. There was more to it than that, but I felt empowered at the moment and simply told him.. "I am leaving."
He replied (thinking and not listening to my tone or anything that I was merely going to work) 'Ok, see you when you get home.'
I told him, 'NO, I am leaving, this is not working and we both know it and have for a couple years.'
Then I went to work.. came home to a note that he went somewhere and wanted to talk when he got home.
So when he did, he had nothing to say about why we should stay together, absolutely nothing. So I left and dealt with him coming back for 2 years as he couldn't believe I was serious.
Of course there is more to it than that.
But, if you are in a truly serious relationship and can't discuss why it is not working, well it is time to just say 'It is just not working.'
Then leave and don't look back. We all know communication is a big factor if not the biggest in a relationship of any kind.
I am no relationship guru, or I would be in one, but leaving one is not always going to go smooth nor make sense to the one who doesn't want to be left and over all hurts no matter how it is done.
I still have to say that the most ridiculous thing I have heard is 'Beautiful intelligent woman are too hard to deal with'... when I was none of that. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 1:25:20 AM | well I could launch a tirade on how women "try to spare your feelings" but Ill maintain here. I got one for you. I recently returned from the Hospital after being diagnosed with Cancer(lymphoma and treatable) I endured the Chemotherapy and am in remission.I come home to tell the other half (at the time) the good news and she looks me dead in the eye and says,"Im leaving you" my responses was "Pack your crap and get out" Im not begging ANY woman to stay in my life. You dont like it here theres the door and dont let it hit you in your wide butt on the way out. When she came to get her things(I gave her a 5 day notice) I sat on the couch and had a beer while the cheating (explative)collected her things and left. I shed no tear for her. Now I learn SHE has cancer. First thought is DIE PAINFULLY, but being adult I put the word Please infront of that statement. Women dont care a bit about your feelings they are programmed from a very early age to go for the Doctor the LAwyer the Money and the House. Got a surprise for you honeys out there, My money is hidden and I rent. A wise told me a long time ago and it still holds true today.....Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die.
Peace from Chicago
Screw you Sune | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 1:35:16 AM | A decade ago (on my birthday !) I came home wondering what surprise my (then) wife had for me. She DEFINITELY surprised me ! Coming through the door the conversation was something like ..
Wife "Hi , guess what, I have accepted a job offer in Japan" !
Me " Japan ? I didn't even know you were looking for a job. I doubt I could get a job in Japan, I dont think my japanese is good enough".
Wife "I wasn't looking but I had an offer ! Anyway, I wasnt expecting you to come with me ... "
The conversation kind of went downhill from that point !! | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 1:51:14 AM | I was getting to know this 28 year old with two kids everything going great, love. romance and fun. everything clicked into place then i got the worst break up line ever
"ive met a 17 year old who fit and hung like a black man!. he gives me orgasm every time i see him"
i thought thanks what a compliment. what can u reply to that. or she did say less stay friends tho lol | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 8:26:15 AM | I couldn't believe he the balls to say this......
"you just don't give enough head for me"
A blessing in disguise....at least he was honest! | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 8:41:48 AM | | Personally... I ended relationships for that reason.. I dont quite remember if I said it that way.. but definately was for that reason. | |
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| The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 8:51:25 AM | It's an old borrowed movie line
Don't ask me which one I've seen to many
Not as lame as the folks that break up via text.
Now that is a new low | |
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