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 Snprvnm
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 101
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"Jesus loves you.. He's just not "IN" love with you..." now thats funny...
 Kerry Corley Jr
Joined: 8/18/2008
Msg: 102
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 9:00:09 AM
Agreed, & it's an excuse, too!
 MikeH717
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 103
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 9:02:35 AM
Sorry Snowman. Yours was bad, but this one takes the cake. Sorry kmbrlyc1 to hear that one. Just remember, Karma is a **** and I would love to hear how he and his new wife are doing. Thankfully, that one is out of your life:-)
 Lyliet
Joined: 8/8/2008
Msg: 104
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 9:33:11 PM
I will just add two of mine experiences to be a god player.

1.When I was braking up with my first husband he still loved me very much, he pleaded and cried, he actually cried so intensely that he couldn't drive home so I escorted him, put him to bed ( at his mother's house), tucked him in as a baby and said '
'I am sorry but you have to let me go, if you cannot do it freely then dig a hole trough your hart for me to pass thru because I must get out''
(Those where my exact words.)
And he did (till this day we remain the best of friends).

2. When my second husband left me he left no worlds behind. He was hit by a buss while driving a bike, dead on the spot.

Cruelty comes in so many ways....
 pearlj
Joined: 3/1/2007
Msg: 105
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 9:52:36 PM
How about "I love you enough to keep sleeping with you, but not enough to marry, cause I might find someone more perfect, and until I do I don't want to be alone" Never heard it myself, but have seriously thought about saying it lol
 pearlj
Joined: 3/1/2007
Msg: 106
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 9:59:52 PM

justloooking, didnt mean to offend you and your right sometimes when someone says that line they mean it, but in her case her actions speak otherwise. Anyway that was months ago, my friend over the weekend told me that he got this line and thats why i brought up this discussion. Thats all. I get rejected all the time so i definately know that not everyone is gonna be in love with me


Most don't think that you are on a high horse, girls just itchin' to fight lol. prob in bad mood, or just had a shitty breakup....in which she was the shitty line giver lol
 pearlj
Joined: 3/1/2007
Msg: 107
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/9/2008 10:14:22 PM

"How about its not you its me!!!!!" Love that one!

A good reply to that one is "OMG! Thank God you said it first, cause YOU my friend are a royal ****up!" lol Ps. has anyone ever been in a situation where you were trying to use that line, and the reverse came out?....am I the only one? Oh well, we ended up breaking up while cracking up lol.
 snowman73
Joined: 8/14/2008
Msg: 108
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/10/2008 12:32:15 PM
Well the only positive that came out of the situation is that ive been improving myself and more motivated than ever before. I lost 25lbs and im close to my target weight. So I guess not everything was bad, lol.
 Sandy834
Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 109
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/10/2008 12:42:16 PM
I was dumped with the line "I care about you, but don't love you". This after only 5 weeks .
 Sweetbabeblues
Joined: 4/23/2008
Msg: 110
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/10/2008 1:22:26 PM
Or how about "I met you on line, I'm breaking up with you on line too"?
So laim either way, and to me it lacks a heart......
 wishinnhoping
Joined: 12/7/2007
Msg: 111
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/10/2008 1:33:02 PM
I was the recipient of that famous line I Love You, But I'm Not In Love With You. At the time I felt like my heart had been ripped out, however almost one year later, I realize it was the best thing that could have happened to me. Time has a way of healing all wounds.
 poeticmark
Joined: 9/7/2008
Msg: 112
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/10/2008 10:11:56 PM
"I Love You My Darling and I Will Always Love You"

Recently whenever I told my girlfriend I loved her, she'd reply, "I Love You my Darling, I will always will". It was said as though there was a question mark over the "I Love You My Darling"?? I could never understand why she said it but I did ask and all I got was, "I will always love you"? I now know it was because she had someone else lined up or was planning to have?

My GF lived with her sister, husband, son, daughter and her boyfriend in a 3 bed house, it was an awful set up and I felt I came 2nd best to her sister all the time and sometimes 3rd or 4th when it came to her niece and her boyfriend. When I visited we never seemed to have any time to ourselves, except on a few occasions. Every where we went, we had to have either her sister, her niece and her boyfriend at times it was all of them?? I didn't want to make a big issue out of it but I mentioned to my GF, that we need to find a place of our own to nurture our relationship. She agreed and we began to look at properties. Everything was looking great, her daughter even went with her to have proper view a property, that we had both looked at the week before and it was definitely on the cards.

However, just before we were going on holiday my GF started coming out with, I can't afford a place on my own. The arrangement was I would stay on my days off and pay toward the rent and when the time is right, I would get a job and move in with her. I let it lie until we got back from our holiday but she was even more adamant. Something was said the night we got back from Egypt and then other things happened over the weekend. I was getting a bit annoyed with the way things were going and for her to change her mind all of a sudden. I now know it was due to her sister, as her sisters husband was out of work and the mortgage insurance was about to stop. So, her sister needed my GF more, I can understand her loyalty to her sister but it was the start of our demise.

I don't drink as a rule but I did this night as it was the future son in laws stag night. I needed to get things off my chest because it was driving me crazy. I apologised to everyone the next morning in case I had offended them and they all accepted my apology. However, my GF was going on about her sister and mother saying I was the wrong person for her? These are people who had accepted not only my apology but the gifts I gave to show how remorseful I was. My GF went out on the hen night the week after and took great pleasure in ringing me at 4am to tell me someone had asked her out and he lived on the same estate as her. Like I needed to know that? I voiced my concerns when she said she had seen him around. I told her I was jealous because now he has hit on her, he will persue her especially with me being 111 miles away.

Things were fraught all that week and her sister was badgering her not to have me come the wedding because nobody wanted me there. I asked why and she said "because they don't think you are right for me". I asked if she wanted me there? she said "yes". However, she was swings and roundabouts for the next 3 weeks because of the badgering from her family, especially the morons she lived with but she insisted she wanted me there, if she didn't to let me know and I wouldn't go. She reiterated she wanted me there.

I attended her daughters wedding 9th Aug 08 and I had 4 great days with her away from her sisters clutches. I mentioned her getting a place again after she had told me that she had told her family, that she wanted to be with me and that they would have to accept it. On the Monday I mentioned to her, that her sister would try and cop her off on the Saturday, as they were out on a night out from work. She said, "don't be stupid I have my own mind". I went home on the Tuesday everything was great, I rang to let her know that I was home. We spoke on the phone later and she told me she was looking for another job. I asked was it in response to our chat, she said yes. I was over the moon however, it was to be short lived because when her sister found out, she went funny again. She went out on the Saturday and I just knew she had met someone, if she hadn't already met him before ie on the hen night? On the Sunday I asked if she had and she said no but I didn't believe her. I pushed and pushed then she said, "I don't want to be with you, my family say you are wrong for me". I her asked what happened to you having your own mind? She replied, "they are all my own thoughts and I will always Love You". I said, "at 12.30 yesterday you were coming to Liverpool next week and you loved me, then last night, you text me twice saying you were having a good time and that you loved me". She couldn't answer me? I know this was her sisters doing, as her own kids say, she listens to them too much. They should mind their own business.

I now definitely know her sister wanted her to get rid of me, so it was down to her sister needing her because although the husband got a job the week before the wedding he lost it 2 weeks after, so of course the mortgage insurance would not pay because he was dismissed. So, I ended up playing 2nd fiddle to her sister again?

What the feck is all that about, this woman messed me around last year, then cam back into my life in Feb 08 and asked me to marry her on the 29th Feb. She is one serious mind player because she has definitely screwed mine up? Now she has also made me weary of trusting internet dating again?????
 jumpwings
Joined: 5/22/2008
Msg: 113
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 1:47:30 AM
" I love you but I'm not in love with you"

Heard that line so many times from women, I've lost count....
 Loz Hunter
Joined: 7/13/2006
Msg: 114
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 2:12:54 AM
They heard it on a TV programme and think its the 'cool' thing to say.

Comfort yourself in knowing that they are such shallow people they cannot think for themselves the have to use a cliche, and you have so got to be better off without them. God help anyone who uses that line on me :roll: :roll: will be laughing right into their shallow face while slamming the door on their lazy ar*e.

Good luck with finding a person who can actually put their feelings into words.

EDIT: MSG 113 - think you got it all in - SHE LIVED WITH HER BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! dont matter who else lived there, he was her BOYFRIEND!!!!! rotf :roll:
 lonestardaddy
Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 115
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 3:24:22 AM
snow, I've heard this before, but not from any woman w/ whom I was being intimate. They've all been sheepish, except my ex-wife, and not really sure what to say ...much like they were in the bedroom. As for my ex, she went straight-away to the lawyer paid for by her mother, and got very creative w/ her affidavit/petition for divorce in order for her to have sole custody of our then infant son.

Not sure if that qualifies as a line ...as she went on and on about what I can prove w/ documentation retained and since secured as 99% lies, but seven years after the fact for her perjury then, I plan to seek custody of him. Not sole ...as every child needs a mother, but he does need to learn that lying will catch up to you no matter how important you and society might consider you to be. If she ends up behind bars ...as I plan to make my appeal to the same judge who granted her initial wishes, that would be not good for her. Oh, well!
 philyaboots
Joined: 5/12/2008
Msg: 116
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:02:17 AM
hi there, im not sure why you are surprised seeing as most women are almost completely programed by what they see and hear on the tv, and media in general, thats why so much advertising and indoctrination, is aimed at them, they like to follow trends and be sheeple instead of people, its much the same for guys too, just look at how many rush out and get tatooed just because david beckham gets one, ! i know there are exceptions but, i find, an original thought or view is quite rare, sound bites and buzz words influence most folks language and communication technique, ive had that line too, i think most probably have at some point, dont take it personaly, theyve been led to believe that they dont really need a man in their lives, alas, thats soon going to change, as the current orchestrated financial crisis deepens into a black hole of debt and despair for those girls who've been conned into thinking that its a womans world, the rug is about to be pulled, and unity will be required, to get through it, check out, www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com for in depth info on this,
 bethanyt
Joined: 5/28/2008
Msg: 117
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:17:25 AM
ok... my husband of 18 yrs just said one day that he wasn't happy. i found out later that it took our 25 yr old god-daughter to make him happy.

but the worst was from my ex bf: "i just work to much to have time for a relationship. i can't ask you to sit home and on the weekends if i have to work. maybe you should date other people until im not so busy"
 baviaans kloof
Joined: 6/30/2008
Msg: 118
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:28:40 AM

dont take it personaly, theyve been led to believe that they dont really need a man in their lives, alas, thats soon going to change, as the current orchestrated financial crisis deepens into a black hole of debt and despair for those girls who've been conned into thinking that its a womans world, the rug is about to be pulled, and unity will be required,




don't count on this theory mister nocando... just because the mortgage rate has gone up does not mean that we are all going to be scrabbling to find ourselves a man. in fact possibly the opposite. you blokes often cost us girls lots of money, its a load of old nonsense that guys always fork out. most women contribute half to the costs of outings etc, but in most cases, the cost of home entertainment normally falls on the women.

when the going gets tough, the tough are gonna start unloading their burdens. men are often a burden, so he'll be the first to go!
 calf roper
Joined: 6/24/2008
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Posted: 9/11/2008 4:40:55 AM
avante is right on the money. who the hell wants a friend like that?
 smurfette235
Joined: 9/6/2008
Msg: 120
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:50:02 AM
my boyfriend told me after a few months that he wanted to be single for 6 months before he was ready to settle down, this after moving ultra fast and wanting to move in get me pregnant! agh!! like single for 6 mnths doesnt equate to i want to have sex with other women first!
 sandikoff77
Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 121
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 5:09:03 AM
My ex husband before we were married broke things off with me, and didn't tell ME this , he told my GRANDMA!:

She will make someone a good wife but just not me.....What A d I c k !!

I ended up marrying the man, we had 10 years of off and on happiness and misery.

He ended that too...but it was a good thing..
 sandikoff77
Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 122
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 5:15:39 AM
"I love you enough to keep sleeping with you, but not enough to marry, cause I might find someone more perfect, and until I do I don't want to be alone"
THe woman who posted this is seeing things as they are...
and it was My last boyfriends theory..LOL
we are through..


Pearl Jam:

She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
She lies and says she still loves him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
Can't find a better man
 raymond20096
Joined: 3/27/2006
Msg: 123
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 6:16:05 AM
A New Way to break up?
I personally heard this first in 1974
 spicya82
Joined: 1/23/2008
Msg: 124
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 9/11/2008 6:40:17 AM
I was in a 3 1/2 yr relationship and I was head over heels in love with my bf. He loved me so much but just couldnt fall in love with me.

Id rather have the truth then being lied to.

PS

To this day we are best friends
 CoCoolBabe
Joined: 3/9/2008
Msg: 125
Best noun I have ever heard!!!
Posted: 9/11/2008 6:46:48 AM
WASband???? LMAO ROF You are hilarious girl, I haven't heard that before and I thought I had heard it all. Thanks for the laugh.
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