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 Lavalette

Joined: 1/19/2008
Msg: 176
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The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 10/23/2008 5:49:55 PM
Just look on the brite side, she broke up with u. She didn't avoid you, she didn't not tell u, she didn't start a fight or cheat....so your doing better then most of us who never get told we have to figure it out, that the person moved on with out telling us. Break up's are never pretty, what did u think she should say ? Um, just want you to know I don't want to date u anymore, I don't love you. Does that feel better ? Anyone who has dated a decent person does love them, just may have fallen out of love. You love your family right ? So whats wrong with her saying she loves u ? Love has many meaning and u should be thankful she had the heart to say that to u. Your the lucky one she doesn't hate you.
 davercool

Joined: 10/20/2008
Msg: 177
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 10/27/2008 4:48:57 PM
I have experienced this myself. I just got out of a 9 mth relationship that was good at first. She was an awesome girl I just was not falling in love or was I in love with her. But i love her as far as a person. She told me she was in love with me and I explained this to her an she didn't understand. Her reaction was what is wrong with me!! I told her nothing was wrong with her I just was not in love with her plain a simple and so I broke it off with her. My problem is that she wants to be friends and that if fine with me I mean I don't hate her or anything. But when we hang out she gets jealous and starts the whole emotional issue over. So I have been avoiding her am I a jerk for doing that....ugh

dAvE
 lovelyface

Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 178
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Posted: 10/27/2008 5:59:48 PM
I can top that...
"if you get us lost on this rodtrip one more time its over...."
 lovelyface

Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 179
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Posted: 10/27/2008 6:01:30 PM
If you get us lost on this roadtrip one more time its over
 Nadine_08

Joined: 9/15/2008
Msg: 180
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 10/28/2008 4:39:24 AM
"You have too high a sex drive and so i can't meet your needs" LOL wt???!
 fairee

Joined: 10/14/2008
Msg: 181
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Posted: 10/28/2008 7:18:34 AM
that ranks top #1 all time break-up line! both sexes use that line equally.
but to me,,, that line? is a cop-out! i read some of the threads on here, and i have to agree, she could have maybe phrased it better.
just what does that mean anyway,,i love you but i'm NOT in love with you?
outrageous.
 ooohmiss!

Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 182
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Posted: 10/28/2008 10:53:18 AM
I have been told the ole
"We should date others line, but I will always love you..."
"....but it was only a kiss" (and if it was a bj?)
"I just don't have the time to put into a relationship...."
meanwhile, he was still on a dating site, go figure lol
"We weren't suppose to fall in love" (aftert 2 years!)

their loss! LOSERS! I am very happy now!
 lovelyface

Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 183
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Posted: 10/28/2008 1:29:49 PM
you kinda are a jerk
 answerwithin

Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 184
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Posted: 10/28/2008 6:37:11 PM
Yeah, I recently heard that line myself.
Funny thing is This is the first out of 50 years and 6 children TRUE love
I have ever felt.
The pain is unbearable
 Tungsten Carbide

Joined: 7/31/2008
Msg: 185
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Posted: 10/28/2008 7:03:27 PM
I heard from a female friend that if you want to break it off with a girl easily just make her do it on top ALL the time.
 shakinmybuns2day

Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 186
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Posted: 10/28/2008 7:22:30 PM
"I found someone with bigger boobs and less brains than you"

~~needless to say he got that bigger boobed girl and she took him to the cleaners :) so much for that!
 frobosh

Joined: 9/16/2008
Msg: 187
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Posted: 11/10/2008 12:17:30 AM
This was yelled at me from about 20 feet away. I was walking up to her house to ask her why she would not return any of my phone calls or e-mails:

"How do you think it makes me feel to have to tell you that I do not want you in my life anymore? How do you think it makes ME feel!?! It's always about you!! You never think about how I feel!"

I really, really loved her.
 jane-d

Joined: 11/4/2008
Msg: 188
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Posted: 11/13/2008 8:10:51 AM
my ex put.....your replacement is so good......haha,somehow i didnt find it funny
 heavyiron

Joined: 8/23/2008
Msg: 189
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Posted: 11/15/2008 8:35:41 AM
This quote from my wife at the time and the mother of my son was a good self esteem booster....."Now that I have my new boobs why should I have to be with somebody like you? I can have any man I want now And you are not attractive at all I deserve to be with somebody better than you, I have never found you attractive and have never loved you.
 ~PumpKyn~

Joined: 9/16/2008
Msg: 190
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Posted: 11/15/2008 9:34:46 AM
This was yelled at me from about 20 feet away. I was walking up to her house to ask her why she would not return any of my phone calls or e-mails:

"How do you think it makes me feel to have to tell you that I do not want you in my life anymore? How do you think it makes ME feel!?! It's always about you!! You never think about how I feel!"

Oh dear...how awful for her...


Gee...I think the lamest one for me was when a guy said...It just is.
I was like huh? where'd the hell that come from?
Anyways there wasnt anything special about it from my end so I didnt much care...left him to it...he comes back later (must have gone into his cave or something)...and I said thanks but no thanks

Meh...as for me though...I dont use lame ones.
A cop I dated for awhile said to me...I'll ring you. I said...dont. Fairly self explainatory
A guy I liked asked me out and I said yes.
I found out later he'd broken of his 8 yr relationship to go out with me (playing the rules of Im single now [but wasnt yesterday] kinda thing)...and so I was furious with him when I found out told him you dont break of a relationship just to take a shot at someone else...and sent him on his way.
Since I liked him...when he contacted me again 6 mths later I figured the relationship must be over so I said yes to a second date...and then come to find out they'd only just separated again, hadnt anything to do with me that time but I told him dont bring your shit into my life. Actually hurt my feelings the second time and I was offended cos I gave him the benefit of the doubt the second time and I thought Id made myself clear the first...I dont like being deceived.
Told him not to contact me for 2 yrs after the relationship had ended...and he turned up on my doorstep 18 mths later.
He just stood there looking at me...and I waited for him to say *something*...and he didnt...so I shut the door on him.
Otherwise Ive just been direct and told anyone Im not interested in thankyou but I just dont have those feelings for you.
 balesom

Joined: 2/1/2008
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Posted: 11/16/2008 1:16:59 AM
Okay, how about "you're more like a brother to me?"

That one hurt on more than one level. I'm not quite sure how.
 ladismile79

Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 192
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Posted: 11/16/2008 2:50:27 AM
How about after 4 years, my ex comes home and tells me, "Every time you touch me it makes me want to cringe up and die.", then informs me that he can't be with me anymore because he got a new girlfriend that afternoon!! How is that for worst break-up lines!
 primrose62

Joined: 8/22/2008
Msg: 193
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Posted: 11/16/2008 1:19:45 PM
"you're a depressive and i need my space.."

this was after he had got it on with someone he works with and wanted to move her into our home
 TTiger1964

Joined: 4/7/2008
Msg: 194
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Posted: 11/16/2008 9:13:46 PM
Somebody doesn't have a clue as to what Love means! I've heard women and men say "Love Ya!" like it was a common gesture. I only say it if I mean it. Love means one thing. Love! To love or to be loved by!
 chloeinny

Joined: 10/19/2008
Msg: 195
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Posted: 11/17/2008 4:10:03 AM
"I like you as an individual, but you're a little too wild for me."
 jane-d

Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 196
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Posted: 11/23/2008 9:41:39 PM
your replacement is so good haha
did that hurt?
 1conbrio

Joined: 11/7/2008
Msg: 197
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Posted: 12/6/2008 3:17:17 PM
Hi Mark

You have GOT to realise this lady is not enriching your life. She is a player and wants to keep you on a string until someone else comes along or unless no-one else comes along.

It's not internet dating that is the problem, you could have met her through more usual channels and she w ould still be a player.

D
 pinciperro

Joined: 4/5/2008
Msg: 198
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Posted: 12/6/2008 3:23:52 PM
How about this one:
" I'll start paying you back the 5 thousand next month, I'm seeing someone else".
OUCH!
 snowman73

Joined: 8/14/2008
Msg: 199
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Posted: 12/9/2008 3:26:35 AM
I cant believe this thread is still going after six months. Well like many of you have said time does heal wounds, it is so true. I learned alot the last few months about myself and from the relationship. That adversity can make you stronger and do amazing things that you thought weren't possible. I am more confident than I ever have been in my life and my friends have told me that they have noticed a positive change in me. The only sad thing about the whole situation is that it took me months after we broke up to realize that the relationship was a complete lie, and that it was my fault for ignoring the signs. But it could of been alot worse like my five friends that are currently getting a divorce and have kids. I know this time of year is very hard on alot of people but just know that your not alone even though it feels like it sometimes. Happy Holidays! and good luck.


 raffaele23

Joined: 12/1/2008
Msg: 200
The worst breakup line ever
Posted: 12/9/2008 11:05:34 PM
no no i got the worst line ..

You know how they say to much of a good thing is bad for you.. well your to much of a good thing.

now that one is a kick in the balls.
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