| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 10/29/2008 8:12:44 PM | If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be selling timeshares on the moon.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
When you get old there are 3 things to remember: Never trust a fart, Never pass-up a bathroom, and Never waste a hard-on
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
I'm such a lousy lover... One day, I caught a peeping tom booing me!
and for the last: If size doesn't matter, how come they don't make 4 inch dildos? | |
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| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 11/2/2008 12:35:33 PM | Went out with a guy and he took me to a secluded place to park at the end of the date. I told him that my Mama said I was to say "no" to everything.
He said, "OK, do you mind if I put my arm around you?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Do you mind if Ikiss you?"
I said, "No."
He said, "If this keeps up, we're gonna get along just fine!"
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| Funny Analogies Pertaining to Dating, Relationships or Sex - Add to the List !
Posted: 9/29/2009 10:05:38 PM | Guy walks into a gay bar without realizing it. Upon realizing it, he decides he doesn't care and has a couple of beers. While talking to fellow patrons they ask him what he named his penis.
Guy # 1 says" Mine is named lance after how long and straight it is"
Guy#2 says: "Mine is named Henry because my man always says OH"
Guy#3 says: "Mine is named hulk cause it's so big"
the straight guy thinks for a few minutes and finally says:
Mine is named SECRET
The three gay guys look at him with plain curiosity; and pester the guy to explain this strange name.
so he says:
SECRET...... Strong enough for a man, But made for a woman. | |
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