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Posted: 11/13/2008 9:32:23 AM | Geez... lonelysobe, one would think you have issues with sex and sexuality. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm grateful to have my kitty, just the way she is, and if a man doesn't find it attractive, then he should not want to go there in the first place!
As for a man's penis... as Momma always said, it ain't the size or looks, its all in if they know how to use it. As for looks, I could care less... as long as it works!
My other thought on this is... if you are attracted enough to bump uglies, then what the hell does it matter what they look like. I would hate to think some guy got me all hot and bothered and instead of looking forward to it, I had to do an inspection from top to bottom, measure it both in length and width, and then ask do you know how to use it.
ROFLMAO
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Posted: 11/13/2008 11:22:09 AM | ugly genitals? -WTF? -they wern't put there to win any beauty contests, maybe you should concentrate on her breasts -thats probibly what she's thinkin too...
the last time i wasn't excited to see a vagina, was when i saw a babys head coming through it. -scary, (like watching a train hitting a stalled ferrari on the tracks) | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 12:02:20 PM | I see someone resurrected this one again....somehow people just can't stay away from a subject such as this. lol 
I've had my say, so I won't say it again....
But it does give new meaning to the phrase: "Oh...what a pretty kitty you have!"
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Posted: 11/13/2008 12:35:40 PM | OP: I don't understand what your problem is? I am so excited by the time I reach the point that I am facing it, it seems the most beautiful thing in the world to me. If there is a butterfly then fantastic! Just that much more area to lick and suck on. Usually the bigger ones are much more sensitive and their cl*t is much easier to find and she will enjoy the attention ,which turns me on even more. I think maybe you have been confused by growing up looking at air brushed magazines like playboy and forming your standards of beauty from that. Back in the 60's, 70's and 80's most of those vaginas that you saw had been altered and airbrushed to look like 16 year olds p***ys. The saying is that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is completely true. Believe it or not you can change those standards if you want to.
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Posted: 11/13/2008 2:50:18 PM | Surprisingly generous labial length may have some slight drawbacks, like occasionally dipping into toilet water or getting caught in a bike chain, but longer doesn’t necessarily imply uglier.
IMHO there is little more inviting than a happily wide winged butterfly awaiting my approach. Especially after you kiss them “Hello” and they’ve plumped up with happiness.
Now, if the are tattered, like a war torn banner, (see “caught in a bike chain,) tattooed with something vile like a swastika, or misshapen, like a foot with bunions, I may be a bit disheartened by their appearance. Luckily, these are very rare indeed.
I do hope that the ladies out there aren’t too put off by the effects of time upon male genitalia. Allow me to describe for you the ravages that age bestows upon us men “of a certain age”. Just as the boobs go south on you ladies, so goes the scrotal sack for those of us lucky enough to reach our fifties.
What used to be “high and tight” can now be referred to as a scrotodactyl with leathery looking wing doodads. The “boys”, those glands that controlled our thoughts during youth, can get lost therein and seem much smaller in comparison.
These “deer bags” can also make unexpected appearances at the beach or while sitting on a stool, which accounts for the popularity of board shorts with many older ex-surfers like myself.
Luckily, the judicious use of hair scrunchies can also keep things under wraps for the most part.
A word of warning, whatever you do, DO NOT IRON THEM, no matter how wrinkly. Just trust me, there.
Lastly, as a consolation, no matter what they look like, everything still feels the same. It’s all good.
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:04:28 PM | | Well referring back to the guy from page two who doesn't like the word "cute" to describe his c..ck, I knew a guy who had a very pretty one.............mmmmm................you must be ready to throw something at me now............LOL | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:26:25 PM | | Be thankful she a had a butterfly and not a banana! I never see "ugly", I see different. You are referring to the labia, I presume? Everyone has their favorite, I guess, I just never really gave it much thought. | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:28:09 PM | wow , what a thread.
Some of you people are very uneducated.
Having "butterflys" or larger labias , has absolutly NOTHING to do with how much sex you have.
I am bi-sexual , and have been with many woman.
Every kitty is different , you are born with it and can't control it.
Women are self concious in the first place , now we have to worry about if our **** is pretty enough.
I have larger inner labias . I have since i was a virgin. It was how I was born , and if some close minded a$$hole doesn't like it , so be it ! | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:53:26 PM | | I don't mind larger labia, but when you reach for the covers and realize....that isn't a blanket, things have gone too far. Wifes is nice and tidy...very nice symetry and color. Don't know if having C sections with our kids has preserved it or not but looks as good as when she was 17. | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 5:10:39 PM | 10 pages on p*ssy lips.......
I can only wonder if the creators of this site had any clue what they were starting?!! | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 5:47:05 PM | Forgive me if this sounds cornball, but if I like who I'm with I'll like her "butterfly" no matter what it looks like simply because it's a part of HER.
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Posted: 11/13/2008 6:40:10 PM | | So maybe she has an ugly ****.....bang her in the ass....slim, trim... you like that,right?...And hey!...maybe your****wins an ugly contest.... now she's should request that you do her with a strap on....her favorite color and size....now that I think of it she should bend your dumb ass over and slam it in your arse and make you squeeeeeel like a piggy.....you should donate your eyes to someone who needs them....don't worry ....nobody wants your****!!!! | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 7:10:26 PM | | I think a guy who is uptight about how a woman's labia looks is veering towards asexuality or gayland. Sorry. | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 9:18:29 PM | I think it just give me more to kiss on and lick on. I like then butterflys my self. Bring um on Ladies. UMM UMM UMM......They all look good to me....Puzzies that is....
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Posted: 11/13/2008 9:27:33 PM |
TennKan: dayum....now I will never be able to hear about someones butterfly collection without snickering.
I was having the same thought!!
and earlier.....I heard the song "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" by Elton John...
durn near spit my tea across the room......
And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 9:50:35 PM | I've seen some whoppers in my day- that's life at the gynecologist's office. But just as we all have different sized noses, and ears, and.... oh hell.... who cares? This is one damn funny thread!!!!!!
All of your responses have me laughing my ass off!!!!!
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Posted: 11/14/2008 10:32:44 AM |
LMFAO!!!
I am sooo glad to see this posting
it is the whole of what i experienced with the guy i now call Creepy PeePee
the guy i now refuse to date/mess around with because his dinky di*k was soo creepy
so yuh see... how is goes is...
i was seeing this guy and things were getting hot and heavy when he pulls it out and i am just appauled- i know its shallow but i cant help it- it was disgusting- my eyes got huge- and not in a good way- it wasnt dirty or anything it was just super short and skinny and had this huge pink head and it literally reminded me of a dogs red rocket.
ickkk
he kept wanting me to touch it and i kept pulling away cause it was so startlingly creepy.
NEVER AGAIN-lol- | |
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Posted: 11/14/2008 12:24:24 PM | Holy crap catch me! Sorry for that one. (LOL) To see the look on your face! I have read what alot of people have posted on here. I think it it a matter of what everyone is comfortable with, and if it is something that they can look past. Every one has their own tastes. I guess that would be if we get so lucky to find someone that is perfect in almost every way. Without trying to talk myself up ,I have been blessed and have women complimented me on my gentiala,and have luckily never encountered a MOOSE KNUCKLE. (LOL) I think we have seen some stuff on the interent though, or have been passed a email or two with something of that nature? I know I would have to prefer the pretty kitty, and not having a peice of spahgetti dangling.
To add to this, what do people think of the carpet vs bare floor that would surround this topic? (I think I just took this to a whole other level ) I know I like a woman that mixes it up, but keeps it trim all the same.
But I can only imagine that there are some bushman and some scalpers out there to comment on this one! (LOL)
I like to come here and read posts, it it much better in here for the comedy than the humor forum or threads! | |
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