online dating service

Free Dating Site    

REGISTER | MAIL/PROFILE | HELP | NOW ONLINE | SEARCH | RATING | FORUMS | SUCCESS STORIES
Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest 100% free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > beautiful people, ugly genitals...      Mod Threads Home login  
Page 2 of 11 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
 Author Thread: beautiful people, ugly genitals...
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 9:10:39 AM
Really.... who cares???... as long as its clean.... have you ever heard someone say ...OMG...you have such a cute C0CK???


Thankfully, nobody has used the word cute yet.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 27
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 9:30:57 AM
So what? It's under the covers, in the dark. We've gotta be the only species that thinks about things like this. You don't see giraffes worrying about this shit, do ya?
 iris43

Joined: 4/20/2007
Msg: 28
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 9:50:09 AM
I don't know but perhaps you like the look of the penis instead of the ginq....I have never heard of anything so retarded and shallow in my life. We are unique in our own way thats the god made us...guys included....embrace the differences don't critisize them.
 nuttykitten

Joined: 5/26/2008
Msg: 29
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:02:55 AM

SO now I'm really curious...........does this mean the OP goes down with a magnifying glass???

lol, well said........
i dont know, does it really matter how a womans **** looks?
i mean to be having sex with her in the first place, there must be some other attracton there.
i cant think of anything more heartbreaking, and emotionally scarring, than to be told
in ther middle od foreplay,
"oh what the hell is that, im not getting near that...."
we get given we dont pick........
as mentiond before, woman worry about so many other parts of their body, so wth is this all about????
 2ofcup

Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 30
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:10:07 AM
OMG...you have such a cute C0CK???



When I hear that I just put it away and go home.....
Cute is not a word aman wants to hear when his pants are off
 holigolightly

Joined: 5/19/2008
Msg: 31
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:13:50 AM
OP and anyone else - are you saying that if you found the woman (man) of your dreams you would really be that turned off by genitals?

"Jill, you're everything I look for in a woman, but I don't think this can go any further. It's not you, it's your vagina."
 notwow

Joined: 6/9/2008
Msg: 32
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:24:52 AM
Yes, dated one who's "butterfly" reminded me of a comment a fellow once made when he said describing his ex's "butterfly".... she has piss flaps like saddle bags.

I laughed my silly rear end off, and many years later I actually saw it in close living color.
 The Nightmare Hunter

Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 33
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:28:58 AM
"Jill, you're everything I look for in a woman, but I don't think this can go any further. It's not you, it's your vagina."

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

holy crap i just spit my cereal out everywhere when i read that because i imagined that happening on a soap opera, the way they say, that is golden
 Sabrosura

Joined: 7/23/2008
Msg: 34
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:29:50 AM
Get a blow up doll, and "problem" is solved!
 Dr.Manhattan

Joined: 8/1/2008
Msg: 35
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:33:09 AM

Yes my SO 's penis is definitely overweight

Thank God it doesn't have 3 eyes.........wtf???


LMFAO!!!!
 CassaGo

Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 36
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:36:01 AM
Yes, dated one who's "butterfly" reminded me of a comment a fellow once made when he said describing his ex's "butterfly".... she has piss flaps like saddle bags.

I laughed my silly rear end off, and many years later I actually saw it in close living color.


I guess now we know what guys talk about when we're not around.

I do not believe I have ever talked about a BF's penis with my friends, except that it was, yay, big or, alas, "cute".
 stellarbystarlight

Joined: 8/29/2007
Msg: 37
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:38:32 AM
I find it highly interesting that everyone is crucifying the OP about this; while of course, lots of women feel perfectly justified in calling off a relationship if a guy's 'size' isn't what they are looking for, and supporting their 'sisters': 'Well, if that's what she needs, that's what she needs, what's wrong with that?' is one phrase I've heard.
Some guys like big boobs, some like long legs, some guys just want what they feel is a 'pretty pu$$y'. Live and let live. I personally don't agree with the OP on exactly what constitutes one, to each their own; but at least now we know why he's a 'lonely SOB'.
 wiktor1985

Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 38
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:54:38 AM
yeah, sometimes girls look like they have a shotgun wound down there
 lonelysobe

Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 39
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:20:50 AM
you'll be surprised countrytat,
m.
 tomterrific24

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 40
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:26:55 AM
You're about to enter the garden and you complain about the gate?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?

I think Deborah Barone put it best "IDIOT" !!!!!!!!!!
 mrmetny

Joined: 8/4/2008
Msg: 41
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:33:10 AM
I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

But seriously, my wife says that my****is the nicest looking that she has ever seen!
 Lippitydodah

Joined: 5/22/2006
Msg: 42
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:48:04 AM
These posting get more and more rediculous - the more I read the more I'm amazed.

Who cares - every part of the female anatomy is beautiful.
 Vannili

Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 43
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:33:35 PM
Beautiful people ,ugly genitals ? huh,should do some make over on that part
 lingeron

Joined: 2/4/2008
Msg: 44
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:40:20 PM
words fail me. What did you do when you had no where to go when this ugly butterfly was so close to you? FFS Have you ever seen the film Teeth.
 produceninja

Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 45
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:52:23 PM
Never seen a naked body of a woman that I was about to sleep with that I didn't like.

Semi off topic: That said this whole post reminded me of a date a few years ago, we went to see the Body Worlds II exhibit which was showing at the Ontario Science Center that year. For those of you not familiar with the show, its dead bodies, soaked in special plastics that are arranged in different poses. They have been surgically prepared to show various muscles etc, totally fascinating but the one thing that struck me the most was just how goody looking male genitalia is when there is no scrotum. The nuts, just hanging in space next to the flaccid winkie made all the men look like the had small sad elephants below the waist.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 46
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:56:15 PM
I don't care for the word 'genitals'... simply because not many words rhyme with it.

Kind of frustrating when I try to write a song about them...
 MizzCrow

Joined: 7/7/2008
Msg: 47
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:25:29 PM
I've been a nurse since I was in my late teens. I have seen all sorts of genitals, male, female and questionable, in all ages and colors of people.

This is my answer...

All genitals are homely. They can't help it. That is why we cover them up. People think it is because we are modest, but really, why do you think they call it "bumping uglies"?

They are efficient at what they do, and that's good enough for government work. As long as they are clean, smell attractive, the skin is intact and (on a personal level) they haven't been overly modified with tattoos or piercings, well, that's fine. I'm sure some people have prefs (ie, circumcised v. uncircumcised, size, shape, hair/no hair, whatever) but I'm more of a function over structure person.

 Wingsonmyfeet

Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 48
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:32:17 PM
i usually don't wear a miners hat and dentists magnifying spectacles while having sex...heck, draw a little picture of a buttercup above the butterfly and get some pollen on your nose!
 Lil Brooker

Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 49
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:16:29 PM

same situation applies for any women facing his partner's *penis by the first time.

Nope. Never saw a penis that wasn't pretty...
 afashionlady

Joined: 4/19/2008
Msg: 50
view profile
History
beautiful people, ugly genitals...
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:18:08 PM

Cute is not a word aman wants to hear when his pants are off


LOL...2ofcup...

Come on...cute is bad? But then the girl wouldn't be calling it ugly......just saying...
Page 2 of 11 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
 
Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > beautiful people, ugly genitals...