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Posted: 8/27/2008 8:44:06 PM | msg52 is pretty sharp; she got it figure out... You go Lil Brooker
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Posted: 8/28/2008 9:27:01 AM |
All healthy womens vulva are BEAUTIFUL and you should worship any that you are lucky enough to be allowed to play with!
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Posted: 8/28/2008 9:34:37 AM | ^^^
All healthy womens vulva are BEAUTIFUL and you should worship any that you are lucky enough to be allowed to play with!
**** on a pedestal is right. I mean, I love ****...a lot...but dude. Duuuude. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. | |
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Posted: 8/28/2008 10:34:26 AM | Oh, c'mon guys, you know what I mean... I don't mean being 'whipped' and following her around like a puppy-dog begging to get between her legs.
I DO mean that if I'm having sex with a woman, she will damn well know that I think her pvssy is beautiful and that I LOVE making her cum - over and over and over again. In my experience, it benefits me in the end - a woman who is well-cummed is willing to do or try just about anything to reciprocate!
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Posted: 8/28/2008 11:44:41 AM | | lol wow! I think this is 1st thread I've read all the way through except for the few people that need to write a book or the 2 chicks fighting that I skimmed over. funny stuff! not sure this thread was meant to be taken seriously. although in a weird way I can see his point. we all got what we got and if someone doesn't like your labia im pretty sure someone else will. lol thanks for all the laughs. I needed that. | |
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Posted: 8/28/2008 11:48:23 AM | Everybody line up for the judging in the next Ms. Kitty/Mr. Wang contest!
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Posted: 8/28/2008 12:21:18 PM | the potential is there for us to end up at the back of a dark seedy afterhours bar fisting each others sweaty sloppy asses. I guess you could say that I'm up for anything.
the only fisting you'll get from her is a knuckle sandwich if you get to close.
same situation applies for any women facing his partner's *penis by the first time.
you mean those ones with a big nasty reverse curve going in the wrong direction???LOL!
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Posted: 8/29/2008 1:53:43 AM | GapeMan wrote:
Anatasisa, come visit me. I'll buy you a round ticket flight. If you like me, you're free to chill out at my place or hotel free of charge...
May I tag along? I could hang out at the hotel bar while you two have at it upstairs.
Even help set up a live-action webcam session.
Still, the potential is there for us to end up at the back of a dark seedy afterhours bar fisting each others sweaty sloppy asses. I guess you could say that I'm up for anything.
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Posted: 8/29/2008 11:51:38 AM | one day.. just one day a car smashed into you head on leaving you physically scarred or a fire you didn't escaped in time leaves you horribly disfigured
then
only then you should be so lucky someone loves you as a whole including your "pretty" nether regions
we all grow ugly yet we still project beauty for it is eternally skin deep
I'd bet the seniors at the old folks home don't compare and complain!
edit; stunning penises are no good if the owners know squat about what to do with it!! | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 3:36:19 PM | Hey Girl-Scout,
I have a better idea. YOU take the ticket as I'm not interested AT ALL ~ go see GapeMan by yourself and you and him can have at EACH OTHER. I will stay home. Nobody needs to watch what is going to go down (or should I say WHO is going to go down, around, in, out...Whatever, as you guys are 'up for anything' lol...) ~ between you gents in that room...Sooo you don't need me or anyone else to set up any kind of live-action webcam. I think it is best to give you lovers your "alone time" anyway.... LMFAO!!
Gotta love this:
"Still, the potential is there for us to end up at the back of a dark seedy afterhours bar fisting each others sweaty sloppy asses. I guess you could say that I'm up for anything."~ GapeMan
"Totally. "~ Girl-Scout
^^^^^^Looky there ~ They think alike, check Girl-Scout out, he is getting right down with it! Think it's time for a Tag change buddy. May I suggest Gape-Scout? LOL!!
SEE!! They are SOOOOO into each other.
Me thinks you guys are a match!
Now give each other a kiss.
Losers.
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Posted: 8/29/2008 3:39:10 PM |
SEE!! They are SOOOOO into each other. Me thinks you guys are a match!
Now give each other a kiss...
Losers.
^^^yup!! they can bang ugly genitals to their hearts content.......... | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 4:22:43 PM | Hey Girl-Scout,
I have a better idea. YOU take the ticket as I'm not interested AT ALL ~ go see GapeMan by yourself and you and him can have at EACH OTHER. I will stay home. Nobody needs to watch what is going to go down (or should I say WHO is going to go down, around, in, out...Whatever, as you guys are 'up for anything' lol...) ~ between you gents in that room...Sooo you don't need me or anyone else to set up any kind of live-action webcam. I think it is best to give you lovers your "alone time" anyway.... LMFAO!!
Gotta love this:
"Still, the potential is there for us to end up at the back of a dark seedy afterhours bar fisting each others sweaty sloppy asses. I guess you could say that I'm up for anything."~ GapeMan
"Totally. "~ Girl-Scout
^^^^^^Looky there ~ They think alike, check Girl-Scout out, he is getting right down with it! Think it's time for a Tag change buddy. May I suggest Gape-Scout? LOL!!
SEE!! They are SOOOOO into each other.
Me thinks you guys are a match!
Now give each other a kiss.
Losers.
I love it when you talk dirty. I can't believe you're rejecting my invitation. It's as if you genuinely don't want to visit me. That's a shame because I've been itching for MILF p*ssy for weeks. Every single mother within a 30 mile radius of where I live has the clap because I gave it to them, so that's not an option either. | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 4:38:22 PM | | Have you ever heard the expression bumping uglies.Genitals are not pretty.What do you do, go at it with a magnifying glass. Hmm a tuck here a nip here.Who gets injections in there mons.Has the world gone insane.It used to be, don't look at the fireplace while poking the fire, now even the fire is not safe from prying critical eyes.Even a paper bag over the head wont work now., we have the pvssy police.If you get some loving be happy and stop dissing the honey pot. | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 8:21:18 PM | GapeMan typed or farted this blurb out, it is hard to tell which end his posts are coming from...I'm hoping his azz or he is dumber then I think and that is pretty bad.
Look at this mess:
"I love it when you talk dirty." ~~ You never heard me talk dirty, you idiot.
"I can't believe you're rejecting my invitation. " ~~ Believe it.
"It's as if you genuinely don't want to visit me." ~~ It is not "as if", I don't.
"That's a shame because I've been itching for MILF p*ssy for weeks." ~~ We all have our crosses to bear. You have Girl-(Gape)-Scout ready, willing and able. Dress him up like a woman and pretend. You are both up for anything, as I recall. ~~ Even the clap!lol....
"Every single mother within a 30 mile radius of where I live has the clap because I gave it to them, so that's not an option either." ~~ Oh, and you think I am an option? LMFAO...Yeh, never happen there bud. I don't want you or the clap, but thanks for the heads up that you have it and seem proud about that fact. So sweet that you have no problems sharing it. Arn't you special? I am sure everyone is equally impressed with you rite now! Gape-Man is giving out free clap... Any takers? LMFAO!!! Ahhh...wait...I think I hear Girl-Scout running to ya, you are in luck! Clap on, Clap off...Gape-Man...The Human Clapper! lol!
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Posted: 8/29/2008 8:49:43 PM | GapeMan talked or farted this blurb out... I will respond in kind :)
"I love it when you talk dirty." ~~ You never heard me talk dirty you idiot.
There you go again with that vile talk. I love it. Are you a dominatrix by any chance?
"I can't believe you're rejecting my invitation. " ~~ Believe it.
"It's as if you genuinely don't want to visit me." ~~ It is not "as if", I don't.
That's hilarious. Stop flirting with me.
"That's a shame because I've been itching for MILF p*ssy for weeks." ~~ We all have our crosses to bear. You have Girl (Gape)-Scout ready, willing and able. Dress him up like a woman and pretend. You are both up for anything, as I recall. ~~ Even the clap!lol....
My 'male relations' ended long ago. It only happened once. Ok, several times but it was a mistake. However if what you want is a MMF threesome, I'll do it. You're kinkier than I thought.
~~ Yup, I don't want the clap, but thanks for the heads up that you have it and have problems sharing. Arn't you special? I am sure everyone is equally impressed with you rite now!
Luv, that's what antibiotics are for. Sure, I impress everyone, but I only have eyes for you *wink* | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 9:27:05 PM | ^^^^GapeMan... (I think I figured out where your screen name comes from by the way...LMFAO....How's your azz? Got a gape type thing going on there?) Anywho...
Your replies to my statements were stupid and did not really make much sense.
Maybe, you did not get your antibiotics in time and the 'clap' went to the head on your shoulders, as well as the one swinging between your legs?
Just a guess.
Now, go play with Girl (Gape)-Scout...You are boring the heck out of me. I think the two of you are a MUCH better...ummmm FIT.
PS...Don't kid yourself there Clappy, your men days are not that far behind ya!!
<<<< a gift I am giving you, a tongue to use on your buddy Girl-Scout!! Though, I am sure you would prefer to use your own...LMFAO!!!
Think of it as a wedding present.
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Posted: 8/29/2008 10:39:18 PM | LOL I have read every last one of the posts here. This is the funniest thread ever.
I must admit though, I have never seen a really ugly penis, EVER!! They are all different and thats what makes them all special in their own way. I have seen some that were just glamerous though..  Makes my mouth water.. haha.. Any that feel good, is a wonderful piece of art to me.
I still haven't figured out how to rate mine!!! I have never had complaints on it. I would like to know what exactly makes them beautiful versus ugly.
I wish we had a drawing table on here so us women would know the site of a pretty vagina.
Hey I got an idea.. if the admin would let us. We set up a rate that genital image the same as our photos are rated.. Maybe we could do it anonymously. We could even make a game where we pin the vagina/penis to the correct person to earn extra roses | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 11:24:03 PM | Anatasisa Beaverhousen wrote:
Hey Girl-Scout, I have a better idea...
;)
Somewhat more seriously, though, ugly is the new beautiful. ;)
WarmBrandie wrote:
Hey I got an idea... We could even make a game where we pin the vagina/penis to the correct person to earn extra roses...
Totally. ;P
(All these great ideas... Ok... How about pin the correct penis to the correct vagina? ;) | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 12:47:07 AM | ^^^^Thank you for telling me what I wrote...LMFAO...too bad you did not reply proper to it, but took a slight bit and ran with it... Maybe YOU need to look at what I wrote a bit closer before posting. What does it matter? You could not come back at me anyway. GAME OVER DIP SH*T. But...for fun and...for the LAST time:
I guess you and GapeMan are closer then I thought. You make about as much sense as he does you fool.
"Hey Girl-Scout, I have a better idea..." ~~ Keep on going with the rest of what I wrote and see how little sense your reply made.
AND...If ugly is the new beautiful, your azz is up for Mr. America, or is that Ms. America? LMFAO!!
Onward it goes, going back to this, as this makes sense here....Yahh, ok..Girl-Scout is sexually confused so let's make him feel alrite about it. He quotes:
'Hey I got an idea... We could even make a game where we pin the vagina/penis to the correct person to earn extra roses...'
The great "Girl-Scout" replies:
"Totally. ;P
All these great ideas... Ok... How about pin the correct penis to the correct vagina? ;) "
Yeh, good...are you thinking of yourself here? Not knowing just what you have in the Southern region and hoping a GAME might help you out?
No need. You are a total loss down South. I don't know if you like men or women and I don't think you know either. Make a decision...Come out of the closet if need be...We are all here for you.
PS...
You selling thin mints? ORRR is it just your sexuality and lack of intelligence that is up for sale? I would pay for the thin mints...The rest is your mess to clean up. Good Luck!
You fcken waste of life. Go play your TOOL times games someplace else. You are not worthy. Come back at me if you want, but I will not respond. I can't help you out with your sexual confusion...I think you are lame and I think you are sad. I don't bother with people that I think are lame and sad... Embrace what you are and email GapeMan and get a big HUG and more :)! Good luck you two.
Nothing wrong with it...just let your feelings go. You will find that you are much less hostile to females and much more happy with yourself. It is all good. I am not hating on you for digging men...don't hate on me for NO for not digging fcktards that can't face the truth about their sexuality. I am good with mine. I love men, that counts BOTH you Girlie -Scout and the Gape man OUT! I said, I love men. Men don't act like little bit*hes in forums. Men are men. Neither are you are. Not even close.
Now, in conclusion, embrace your sexuality...it will set you free and leave me be. :)
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Posted: 8/30/2008 4:46:27 AM | You know, the monarch butterfly has an easily recognizable orange and black pattern, with a wingspan of 8.9–10.2 centimetres.
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Posted: 8/30/2008 9:34:31 AM | | Maybe it's just me, but genitalia are not the most attractive feature on humans or animals. I can't remember ever seeing a woman and thinking "she has a beatiful face, a great mind and an amazing body. I sure hope her vagina is as beautiful as the rest of her". | |
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Posted: 8/30/2008 10:10:50 AM | ^^^^^
hahahahaha, lol, this thread is so funny....
i cant believe its still going.
i allways think, oh my gowd, im in a car-crash, get me outta here
has an easily recognizable orange and black pattern, with a wingspan of 8.9–10.2 centimetres.
For enquiring minds.
as long as the colour green is not involved....im a bit worried bout the black tho....
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