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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:05:02 PM | *RINGS
if you used 730 rubbers in a year, and made them into a tire....
you'd have to call it a Good-Year....
I concur, it would be a very Good Year!
Hmmm, under what name might one market that line of tires?
All Season, All Weather... or perhaps Sport Futilty?
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/23/2008 9:42:18 PM | OR
<div class="quote">or perhaps Sport Futilty?
Um wouldn't that be the name for the unused ones????
more like the Ram Tough ? | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/24/2008 1:08:35 AM |
Ok I looked at the date on condoms today because of this thread..... The ones I looked at expired in april of 2010...... Why would this be even a concern to anyone? If you can't use condoms you buy with that kind of time frame, Maybe it's best you just strangled yourself with a celibate rope, Because you are already celibate and just going through the motions. O.K. So you got a stash of twenty or so in you're bedroom drawer,half a dozen in you're wallet,the vacation cabin,the cabin of you're boat,under the car seat,in you're locker at work,in you're gym locker,because you know if you're gonna experiment he had better at least be buff .under that rock in the back yard,You never know where you'll be grabbing it from,and how old that one is. | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/24/2008 1:19:11 AM |
Wonder if there is a recycling program for used or expired rubbers????? I rinse them out and reuse them.I"ll stick them back in the original package,so as woman don't know I'm going from woman to woman with them,some woman are a bit funny in that way. | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/24/2008 2:32:03 AM | rings, 730????
that'll be a pretty slick tire you'd have for that bike
but you were bragging, right?
cuz on your tax return you only filed for 183 for medical expenses  | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 8/24/2008 2:44:49 PM |
O.K. So you got a stash of twenty or so in you're bedroom drawer,half a dozen in you're wallet,the vacation cabin,the cabin of you're boat,under the car seat,in you're locker at work,in you're gym locker,because you know if you're gonna experiment he had better at least be buff .under that rock in the back yard,You never know where you'll be grabbing it from,and how old that one is.
so...Energy...babe..can I call you Babe, babe?....so Energy...Babe... you got a vacation cabin eh?...and a boat???...ohhh...nice... you go to the gym eh?...nice..OMG......u own a rock too?....well Babe...we got to get together real soon...and maybe do a lil scavenger hunt. | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 12/29/2008 2:42:44 PM | HaHa Splendid ...one of my favorite monty python songs!
I think people on dating sites should have best before dates.. j/k 
ok you made me look Tyee and i found condoms from just after my daughter was born(2003) that are good till oct 2009 newest ones are 2013....i think if you haven't used them in 5 yrs its not that big a deal to toss them. | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 12/29/2008 3:03:28 PM |
...i think if you haven't used them in 5 yrs its not that big a deal to toss them
possibly a good idea
you'd think they have bad karma attached, no? | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 5:52:32 PM | Are there sympathy cards at Hallmark for people with unused condoms that will not be used before their expiry date ( the condoms date, not the potential user)?????
P.S. Ya know the person could expire before the date on the condoms! ok it's been a long day at work!!! | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 6:06:05 PM | When I read the title...
I thought:
Must see how old this person is, asking such a silly question...
Go Figure...54
No disrespect...just cute! | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 7:04:29 PM | What is this "condom" we are talking about? OH I know, it's a wet coast thing. It's Condominium abreviated... Hence the "Leaky Condom"
I get it now.
I hear plastic is what they use to take care of the issue. just wrap the whole structure in heavy pastic while you work on things.... | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 7:25:19 PM | ^^^^ pigwig
The leaky condoms scandal identified the blame was clearly on poor design and poor construction. Some just aren't blessed!
'nuff said | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 7:49:12 PM | Exactly
If you cant use them in that time frame you should re-evaluate your life.
However *under the circumstances*
If it so happened that i would Have to use an expired condom i would take the risk.
I mean i would firstly , but not bluntly , find out about her "situation" beforehand.
I dont need no heebie-jeebies. | |
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Posted: 12/30/2008 11:21:56 AM | I am so bummed having to throw out that box of condoms in dayglo colours with the psychedelic graffitti that I've been keeping since 1978, who'd have thought they'd expire before the theme became fashionable again!!!!! 
By the way they do make a reusable condom... story has it you turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it. Kinda reminds me of two day underwear...... personally I can't see it catching on.
Hey don't blame me, I just read the news!!!!!!!  | |
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Posted: 12/31/2008 6:50:30 AM | ok, admit to reading this tread all the way through and then went to check my small stach... ya know, the one your kid gives you when you divorce and gives you "the talk" and what do you know... they are expired!! so through them out and plan to have a talk with her
Thank you all for giving this old gal a great giggle and a even bigger reminder that things are not like they were when I was young.
Happy New Year!!
Oh yeah... plan to go buy new ones today! Hope is allways there  | |
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Posted: 12/31/2008 5:54:09 PM |
ya know, the one your kid gives you when you divorce and gives you "the talk"
Haha, thanks for the chuckle - though I was a bit too young when my parents divorced, I can still picture it.
Just checked my stash, and it's all good til 2010. Funny, I have no recollection of when I bought them. They must have a REALLY long shelf life.
Happy New Year all you POFers!  | |
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Posted: 1/3/2009 12:25:05 AM |
Just checked my stash, and it's all good til 2010.
Today is January second 2009 ,so you have 363 days.Good luck. Oh and if all else fails,you could always make a note of it in you're headline ,or profile ,say at the beginning of November. | |
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Posted: 1/3/2009 12:35:24 AM | | They make pretty good water balloons... It's like a double damage thing, because not only do they get splattered with water, they may also get splattered with the excess lubricant... And fun surprises. | |
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Posted: 1/4/2009 10:39:00 AM | Without looking up "condom expiry date" on Google I can say that my experience with working on military aircraft that there is a "cure date" for rubber seals.
This is to ensure the seal is used before it dries out and becomes brittle or cracks just like old tires do. Not to mention the fact that the spermicides and lubricants also have a "best before date.
That being said most if not all products are tested and there are "fudge factors" engineered into when to use the product. It all depends of the conditions the product is exposed to during this storage...bedside table...wallet...purse...glove box, avoid the fridge....we all know about cold induced shrinkage.
I have never used expired condoms mostly due to the fact that the date is also stamped next to the serial number at the edge of the rolled end | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 1/4/2009 10:43:53 AM |
Without looking up "condom expiry date" on Google I can say that my experience with working on military aircraft that there is a "cure date" for rubber seals.
Rubber seals?
In the modern age, condoms are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, or lamb intestine. | |
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Posted: 1/4/2009 12:29:01 PM |
due to the fact that the date is also stamped next to the serial number at the edge of the rolled end
Oh my, the things I never knew don't I hate multiple tasking... especially when it has anticlimactic side effects
not only does one have to concentrate on getting all the pre-stimulative functions right: 
flowers, chocolates, soft music
conversations, choice of words, body language, 
setting the mood, right drinks, lighting candles, making sure no OD on drinks for either,
all good spirited coercive moves to get both to the right place,
applying a whole new set of further moves while keeping primeval urges in check....
dashing out to find the darn condom package...
oh relief...here they are...
now where are the glasses...
"Uhhh, Babe where are you???"
"yes Honey I'm coming, be right there..."
(*thinks*u have no idea how close). ...
gosh, there they are...yup date??? darn its not legible ???what the **** 
where are those magnifiers??? ....
" K, honey just a moment, be right there"....
opening package to check the date stamped next to the serial number at the edge of the rolled end...
good gawd...what's the date today???
oh shoot... now the darn thingy is all unraveled, *reading* Date 02-13 xxxx
"yes honey I'm coming"...
rushing back to honey
"what's the date today?"
"WHAT???, its Valentines!!!!"
oh shoooo!!! ... the heart stops... looks down to see 
two expired shriveled lil things  
stress levels rising^ = erectile function falling v +=
 the boy scouts n gals | |
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Posted: 1/4/2009 10:24:10 PM | | I decided to play it safe ML and put the one i found that expires in oct 2009 on the trailer hitch of my van....i hate rust. I'm good till 2013 and since the world is gonna end in 2012 those will never expire before me | |
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| Using condoms that have expired
Posted: 1/5/2009 2:47:16 AM |
I noticed they removed those $1 Pregnancy Test kits from my local Dollar Store....
You must live in Newton by the Dollarama. Hahahahaha | |
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Posted: 1/6/2009 2:04:28 PM | "Would you - as a couple - in the heat of passion and very much wanting to be intimate NOW, and not having ready access to fresh condoms, make a decision to proceed and take a chance with expired condoms, hoping the condom will still prevent conception or transmission of STDs?"
NOPE, wouldn't even htink of taking a chance on un-used, condoms that have reached their expiary date.
Just going to have to put off the intimacy, even in the HEAT of the moment, until fresh new condoms can be bought.
Better to be safe, then sorry, no sense in taking ANY CHANCES, with STD's or her, possibly getting accidently pregnant.
Only FOOLS, take the chance, and hope that they can get away with it.
Thats WHY, they have an EXPIRARY DATE on these items. | |
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