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 emma-c

Joined: 11/6/2007
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Wrong choice of words?
Posted: 8/29/2008 1:43:58 PM
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From living my childhood in Germany.

mum went shopping...bought loo roll. Me sat on toilet and almost fell in with laughter.
Toilet roll brand - R.C. Tissue

Mum's mate lived on a street called Sheide Hecke
English translation - Vagina Bush

Another street name near where we lived - Wolfs Sheide..... Wolf's Vagina

My mum never really learnt to speak German so could never understand why we were always giggling when we pulled in to the Vagina Bush or Wolf's Vagina.

Emma
 Labdien!

Joined: 10/14/2007
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Wrong choice of words?
Posted: 8/29/2008 1:48:47 PM
I was browsing through a property investment forum this evening and someone has an apartment advertised for sale 'In an undiscovered hotspot'

What? If it's undiscovered how the heck can it be a hotspot?
 emma-c

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Wrong choice of words?
Posted: 8/29/2008 1:48:55 PM

on the bottom of some package for desert: 'do not turn over'


And while you're in the supermarket and need to know the ingredients for intolerances they always put the ingredients on the bottom so you have no choice to turn it over or stand waving it in the air above your head to read. That annoys me. lol

Emma
 scousebrummy

Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 28
Wrong choice of words?
Posted: 8/29/2008 2:04:31 PM
There's a place in Germany called Wankum and there was a cafe near where i used to live in germany called 'Mukke Fuce Cafe'.

....used to have me and my brother in stitches every time we passed it....we were only 11/12 at the time though.
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