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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 7:40:10 AM | For me, phone sex is okay with someone I already have some sort of relationship with.
But with someone I don't know? Well I had my first experience like that last night... and I ended up having to fake it. It was my first not-so-good phone-sex experience.
I think by having this experience, it enables me to relate to women better... | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 7:50:08 AM | Since I am in Canada and my fiance is in England, we've become very used to phone sex or sex via webcam. As with the rest of our relationship, being long-distance has created an incredible bond due to the almost-all verbal communication. I think one of the reasons our sex life is so wonderful (when we get together!) is because of all the time talking about sex on the phone, and yes, having phone sex. When I am masturbating while he tells me over the phone exactly what he's doing to me, or what I'm doing to him, I get insight into what he likes and loves, so next time we're together I can rock his world!
We both agree that it is no where near as good as the real thing. If the real thing is a perfect 10, phone sex is about a 3/10 as far as satisfaction goes, but masturbating alone is usually just a 1/10 so the phone sex is better. We don't do it very often, maybe twice a month or so, but it's always exciting for one of us to get a text from the other saying that we want to 'play'! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 10:28:06 AM | I personally hate phone sex and know other females that hate it too. There's some girls that like it too though (and also some that just do it for bordome or to please the guy). I just find it boring and it just reminds me of something a high schooler would do(i'm a d**k chick so I just compare it to what I could be doing and cant enjoy it). I mean, I rather just drive over and get some instead of sitting on the phone talking about it!
However I have actually noticed a big correlation on how to figure out if a girl likes it or not... Basically if/the more often that a girl masturbates, the more likely she is to enjoy phone sex. (I guess there's my problem). Also girls that own "toys" probably enjoy it more too for obvious reasons~ | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 10:44:42 AM | First off, if you're multi-tasking (doing dishes) then you aren't committed enough to enjoy the act so you probably shouldn't be partaking in the act in the first place.
Second off, if you're in to masturbating then phone sex can be a fun and alternate way to work that.
Thirdly, unless you're trying to please your man, and there's nothing wrong with that, then never fake anything because you're only doing yourself an injustice. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 12:00:08 PM |
I just don't understand why ANYONE would do phone sex. What is the point of it? What does it do for you. Go look at some pic and save the talking and waste of time to do better things. Phone sex is like cyber sex and neither one is right.
So you're advocating getting off to pix rather than to the sound of your lover's voice?
That doesn't sound right to me...at least phone sex is interactive!
And talking to someone I'm hot for is never a waste of time!
But I never really considered phone sex until I accidentally stumbled upon it one time.
Lying in my bed all alone late at night just listening to his voice can easily get me turned on and if he can't be here then it's the next best thing. And if I'm turned on then he will be as well.
Funnily enough it was never him who initiated it but it was me had the problem keeping my hands off myself when talking to him late at night.
Just to clarify - "faking it" may have been a poor choice of words. Perhaps "over ezagerating one's level of enthusiam" might have been a better way to put it.
Just to clarify...that would still be faking!
I never fake anything.
If you don't like it then just don't do it.
I'd rather say no than be disingenuous about my level of enthusiasm. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 2:20:25 PM | | I've had some pretty good phone bone but I have to say that you need a great mind fvck to make that happen. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 2:34:13 PM | | The sad part about phone sex is you really are having it with yourself, the other person is just cheering you on, so it's kinda lame. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 2:39:03 PM | I tried phone sex a few times, but it was never particularly enjoyable. I kept getting tangled up in the cord.
Hmm, maybe if I set my Nokia to vibrate and jam it into my arse... | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 3:25:18 PM | ^^
I had my cell set to vibrate while in a meeting and put it into my shirt pocket.. it rang while pressed up against my boob... freaked me the hell out... mid-meeting. Couldn't focus after that!
If this was something I did for a living, then I am certain I'd have to learn to multi-task and fake it. But if it's the odd session with someone I'm dating... no fake, no loading the dishwasher. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 6:35:02 PM | | The only phone sex I ever enjoyed was when I dated a deaf girl. She would type out what she was saying and they have (or used to have) an operator who acted as a mediator and would read what she was saying to me. I would speak back my message and the operator would type it to my deaf girlfriend. But, they HAVE TO say whatever you're communicating. She could type "This operator is the stupidest **** ever" and the operator would have to say, referring to herself, "This operator is the stupidest **** ever". But phone sex was FUN! Unless it was a guy and then it was FUNNY (and very weird). More than one couldn't help but laugh out loud as they tried to deliver the lines. One female operator, I'm pretty sure, was really getting into it and I didn't tell my deaf g/f, but I was really getting turned on, as she said some of the dirtiest things to me. Hell, I've thought about investing into the phone electronics just to repeat that, but with a mutual friend. :) | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 8:02:36 PM | Haven't actually done the phone sex thing but how about erotic IM ing?
I had the mother of all orgasms sitting in a crowded room with my family, while being erotically poked, prodded and licked by a friend 300 miles away.
Ikind of wonder if cyber space sex is that good, what would the real thing feel like?
OMG!!!!!! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 7/6/2009 9:25:59 PM | Yeah, I remember the good old days...
Bell of Pennsylvania, can I help you?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Love those nasal operators.  | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/19/2009 6:01:30 PM | | yes Ive faked it. And yes I can tell if a woman is faking it. I like to take my time and really talk her through a nice O..... Ive actually talked a few women through their first g spot orgasm too. And I do find it very rewarding Funny thing though, during my time on phone chat lines i seem to have more phone sex with women who say they dont want phone sex than women who are advertising they want it. My thought is the ones a brag they want it are hired by the phone chat line to string men along. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/19/2009 7:03:28 PM | | If it is paid work I would think any mouron could determine this is just a hooker on a wireless credit card. If not paid work? Why would you bother to fake something while doing laundry? To the mate above me ^^^^ you're having far too much phone sex, use what God gave us, yer two hands! As an addendum, I do believe some cellphones are made entirely for females. You ever heard how loud a woman's phone vibrates over a man's? Truly. Listen in public sometime. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2009 7:51:41 PM | | haha, keep washing those dishes op. the gf's will appreciate the clean house, the dude, on the other hand will be gone forever tomorrow, no doubt, so good call on prioritizing there. hahaha | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/19/2009 8:34:29 PM | | Phone sex is painfully awkward and incredibly UNsexy if you ask me. I can honestly say I have never enjoyed phone sex. I attempted it once, and failed miserably. I felt like a jackazz the whole time and wound up laughing right in the middle of it, and let me tell you that will kill a man's mood real fast. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2009 7:00:13 AM | | It would seem that phone sex would hurt,especially the old rotary dial type. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/20/2009 8:44:52 AM | Phone sex, phone masturbation, call it whatever ...... YES YES YES! It can be sooo satisfying and fun, you just gotta have a good person on the other end, that's all. I imagine as with in-person sex, some stink at it.
My only problem is when I get excited I kind of thrash my head back and forth on the pillow ... I was wearing my bluetooth handsfree device and kept accidentally hanging up on him. Man, I could NOT hit redial fast enough to get reconnected!!
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/20/2009 9:47:30 AM | OMG this thread is hysterical!!
Phone sex is a great way of helping fill in those moments when your crazy boyfriend can't get to you fast enough, because you are on your way to work. Actually he was a freak so I have had phone sex in some of the craziest places, and all the while looking like I was just having a regular conversation. Yes sometimes you get into it, but sometimes I have to admit, I just love pushing the guy I am talking to over the edge all while shopping for cereal for my kids.
It's also a great way to see what kinds of things he may be into without getting all red in the face because you are face to face. But of course if they are freaks it helps.     
Oh and if you are really good, it's more than 2.99 an hour! | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/21/2009 11:52:22 AM |
Phone sex is painfully awkward and incredibly UNsexy if you ask me. I can honestly say I have never enjoyed phone sex. I attempted it once, and failed miserably. I felt like a jackazz the whole time and wound up laughing right in the middle of it, and let me tell you that will kill a man's mood real fast.
Ide say that was probly the fault of your phone sex partner.. I know that wouldnt happen with me.... | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/21/2009 12:06:06 PM |
Phone sex is painfully awkward and incredibly UNsexy if you ask me.
I think that's part of the 'charm'. You're exploring virgin territory with your SO. You learn something about each other you might not otherwise experience.
Perhaps "over ezagerating one's level of enthusiam" might have been a better way to put it.
It's like the real thing - it takes some focus and effort to do well. Some women over exaggerate IRL. | |
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| Phone Sex and Faking It
Posted: 10/21/2009 12:34:32 PM | | I used to have phone sex with five women on a semi-weekly basis who lived in various locales around the world...this was a few years ago...one of them actually paid me for it (I'm not kidding about this)...she sent me $300 by Western Union periodically, because I told her I would stop doing it for her if she didn't pay me because I was too busy to just talk to her every day or so and get nothing in return...all five of these women got off, I have no doubts about this...I ended up dating one of them for real...I used to do voice work for radio and TV commercials and women really like my voice...now it's possible a couple of them could have been "faking it" occasionally, I suppose, but when they want you to call them at all hours for their own personal "phone relief", I think that's a sign that they were doing more than just filing their nails or eating bon-bons when I was phone-humping them...it's one of those Guess You Had to Be There things, but rest assured, these woman were getting off on it...now I'm thinking, yes, a certain percentage of women don't really get off on phone sex and they fake it because they are just catty by nature (too many Cosmo mags, and/or maybe they're frigid, who knows)...but a certain percentage of women do get off on phone sex and that's a fact...I knew this girl in Texas who called me 20 or more times a day when I was living in the Pacific Northwest...she wanted phone sex all the time...I guess it's like anything else, a high percentage of it is pretty much the same...but if someone has the ability to really get inside your head and flip your inner slut switch, and they have a voice that resonates deep within you and does things to you that most men can't pronounce, well, that's different...FYI: I never got off over the phone when I had phone sex with these women, nor did I try to...it was all about them...personally speaking, phone sex doesn't do much for me...it seems kind of lame to drool over a woman's voice and choke the chicken with one hand while you grip the phone with the other, but that's just me... | |
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