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Posted: 10/7/2004 3:32:54 AM | self-righteous people who slam me for getting p!ssed  on my day off  Look here biatch, It's my f-ing life & right now I need to unwind or I MAY snap & break your f-ing FACE!!!
Those that b!tch about Microsux products but refuse to take the time to learn something else like OSX, Linux, BSD, etc....
Women that tell me "I love you" just b/c we're f*cking at the time. If you don't mean it, don't say it!!!! Just call it sex & nothing else. I certainly won't. Don't tell me u love me & then 2 weeks later tell me u don't. I hate people who say stuff they don't mean cuz it just messes with feelings..
Sorry but, I've just gotten a little more than my share of A-holes lately!!! | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 78 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/8/2004 7:26:37 PM | | People who love their pets more then people.....you know the type, they won't let anybody near them that don't like their pets....then grow old living alone with 30 cats and wonder why people think their nuts | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/9/2004 12:05:18 AM | | Towns that shut down around 9:00 PM, Gas Stations, Restaurants & all. | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/10/2004 2:34:48 AM | Ticket saying this was going to be another penis size thread!
This is turning out to be one big penis!
(Sorry if I offended any one! ROFLMAO! O.I.G.S.T.H.F.T.O!) | |
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Ruby_
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Joined: 7/10/2004
Msg: 81 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/10/2004 4:57:23 AM | | People that don't take responsibility for their own actions. | |
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yna6
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 82 | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 83 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/10/2004 8:17:16 AM | | i did it.....yna6 was just an innocent bystander, but he did take a peek at these ( o ) ( o ) | |
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Ruby_
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Joined: 7/10/2004
Msg: 84 | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/11/2004 11:03:13 PM | | Roads blocked off by City Works Repairs. | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/15/2004 1:38:36 PM | | ROAST!! with mashed potatoes and veggies! | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 88 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/15/2004 2:09:20 PM | mmmmmmm beef ( thinks of beef stir fry with ginger sesame sauce i n freezer) 
DINNER!! | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/15/2004 3:52:09 PM | People that ask a question or give a response in relation to something that you tell them that proves they're neither A) listening to you nor B) thinking at all.
Ex. (me, while working at a movie theatre: "The following movies are sold out - 9:00 Batman, 9:30 Sister Act, 10:00 Scent of a Woman". customer: "What about Gremlins?")
Second ex. Me, last month: "This file is too large to fit in the .jar - it's 30kb and spills over by 1kb." Producer: "Here, use this one. It's 33kb."
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People that don't follow your directions and then try to blame you for their mistake.
Ex. me, yesterday: "Run a build tonight to pick up all the fixes in the software. I've marked them as fixed in the bugtracker." boss: "We already ran three builds today. It can wait until tommorow." (tommorow comes, no new build and no notice to QA) QA: "hey, all this stuff you said was fixed isn't fixed! back to development!" boss: "why are you marking these fixes 'cannot reproduce?'"
Oh hell, I can save myself a lot of space by just saying "people in management positions who DON'T BELONG THERE".
Women who act friendly and then get confused when you think they mean it.
Women who act *really* friendly and then get offended/upset when you think they mean it and respond in kind.
Women who think you're stalker material because you "didn't take the 'obvious' hint" when they failed to return a phone call and you call them again. See previous beef for correlation.
Dishonesty. Say what you mean.
Aggressive drivers who think that if you're in the fast lane and not doing Warp Nine, you need to be tailgated with highbeams flashing on and off or treated to a horn test.
Drivers who think the speed limit is just a mild suggestion, or the minimum rather than maximum.
Pop culture's mind-numbing brainlessness and obnoxicity.
People who don't think obnoxicity is a word.
Eh, that'll do. Cue the dancing banana.  | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 91 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/15/2004 7:08:05 PM | | what about guys who are jealous?....i wish i had octo in my bed | |
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mysty
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Joined: 10/10/2004
Msg: 92 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 12:05:08 AM | People who spit on the sidewalk. It totally grosses me out and a couple of times, I have almost lost my lunch.
Mysty | |
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Posted: 10/16/2004 12:10:03 AM | | Gas station attendants....who fill it up when you ask for $10...then have the nerve to ask how to open your hood....then they wait till you're sitting back in the car before they ask where your dip stick is.....that's it!!! never getting gas in my dress clothes again...self serve all the way....well ok I admit it....only till it hits -20 celcius...after that they can take alllll day looking for the hood latch or dip stick! I aint getting out :P | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 1:10:45 AM | | when a friend comes over watches a movie (kids fall asleep), gets you all hot and bothered, then leaves ... Now what is that all about? | |
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Posted: 10/16/2004 7:23:24 AM | | Happens to guys all the time! Deal with it! | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 7:24:57 AM | lol mr simple ....
hot and bothered and he falls asleep - oh yeah top of the list.... | |
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Posted: 10/16/2004 7:41:16 AM | @ ZeeLoved1!
Hey guys have to put up with the. . .
"Not tonight! I have a headache!"
Once when my ex was asleep I had a couple of aspirins and a glass of water next to me in bed. My ex always slept with her mouth open, so I dropped the two aspirin in her mouth and started to pour in the water.
She woke up gagging! and Screemed; "What the h3ll are you doing?"
I told her; "Giving you aspirin for your headache! Why?"
She said; "I don't have a dang* headache!"
I said; "Gotch-ya!!"
* Dang was substitued for our more timid readers! There were about 6 other words said. Dang seemed to do the trick. | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 9:46:26 AM | Simple you need to switch to the Gender bashing thread...
No headaches here. I use THAT excuse to get some.
Zeeloved! Falling asleep IS worse, but at least you can yank it. | |
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| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 2:32:50 PM | Being waited on and asked "would you guys want anything else" I'm not a guy.
HATES IT WHEN SOMEONE USES MY CAR TO PUT THEIR GROCERIES ON WHILE THEY UNLOCK THEIR CAR! my car was just scratched too and I like to keep it looking good so it really REALLY bothers me that now it has a few scratches on it.
Not replacing the toilet paper roll when the last sheet is used.
That I have difficulty remembering jokes, I love them but have trouble remembering them. | |
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klara3
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Joined: 10/16/2004
Msg: 100 | |
| WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?
Posted: 10/16/2004 2:40:05 PM | Is there ever a day in your life that you do not have something to beef about. Settle down and relax, I say.
It seems to me that you are an habitual "BEEFER' | |
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