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 arktikat99

Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 26
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Posted: 6/18/2005 3:02:15 PM
i have one that simply says "can you get your boobs to quit staring at my eyes
 SetFree

Joined: 9/25/2004
Msg: 27
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Posted: 6/18/2005 5:04:48 PM
I see that you've looked at my profile, Arktikat.
 Zephyrrr

Joined: 6/9/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 6/19/2005 12:46:23 AM
I just want to make one that says "I LOVE JENNY CRAIG"

 alwayspampered

Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 6/19/2005 1:59:28 PM
#1: Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it
#2: You are entitled to my opinion
#3: Wow You're Ugly!!
#4: Wow You're Stupid!!
#5: You just make me wanna puke a li'l bit
 Zekaric

Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 6/19/2005 3:47:25 PM
Just recently on the web somewhere. "Free Katie!" You know, Tom cruise and Katie Holms.

One shirt I saw in Italy. I wonder how many there got it. On a woman which wasn't too badly off in that department. "Work in progress."
 trynna

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 6/19/2005 5:40:44 PM
I was walking through walmart yesterday and saw a t-shirt rack with a few t-shirts with sayings.

"Tell your boyfriend he is a good kisser"

"Tell your boyfriend I say Hi"

I own a shirt that says "I throw rocks at people like you" and " Dont piss me off Im running out of places to hide the bodies"
 wannabclarkkent

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 32
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Posted: 9/6/2005 2:54:10 PM
This is kinda sad but my best friend wants to get me this shirt that say "your just jealous cause I have been talking to hot babes online all day."
 causalnexus

Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 9/6/2005 3:32:08 PM
I have a "Lord of the****ings" shirt
a Family Guy Got Milf T
and a shirt with a pile of poo and a halo over it
 waitrya

Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 9/6/2005 3:43:25 PM
I bought this: I stole this shirt off a homeless guy: Why he had a shirt that says this i'll never know.

AND

I may have alzeimers but at least I don't have alzeimers.

Bloody brilliant
 somecutechick

Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 9/6/2005 7:56:52 PM
go to tshirthell.com and prepare to be offended haha
 Funkygav

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:29:31 PM
Ive got a good one for the late night in the clubs, although it gets really annoying with people stopping you to read it.

Im not as
Think as you
Drunk I am

Will be checking out Tshirthell soon, sounds like a laugh

FG

 cdnredneck

Joined: 8/15/2005
Msg: 37
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Posted: 9/7/2005 12:02:53 AM
Do people really get offended...lol My shirt has an arrow pointing up "may face is up here"
No offence....reality sucks
 MandyChick

Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 9/7/2005 12:25:27 AM
having this one made ....If we are what we eat , then i'm easy , fast , and cheap
 laughingboy

Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 39
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Posted: 9/7/2005 4:49:49 PM
on the front has a drawing of a woman sliding on a pole... underneath it says "i support single moms"
 justdandy

Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:54:18 PM
I had this shirt made, on front "I date homeless girls"
on back "At end of the night, you can drop them anywhere"
 Falcon_Fixer

Joined: 7/31/2005
Msg: 41
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Posted: 9/7/2005 8:31:22 PM
A friend of mine likes to wear this one to the bar. It says:


"Free Breathalizer Test"
| |
| |
\ /


"Blow Here"
 Just Me:

Joined: 5/25/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 9/7/2005 8:33:05 PM
On a tiny baby shirt..."Now that I'm safe...I'm Pro-Choice"... :P
 fireyred67

Joined: 4/7/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 9/7/2005 8:58:58 PM
I have a t-shirt that says....."If you don't like oral sex...keep your mouth shut!"
 Garf

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 44
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Posted: 9/7/2005 11:07:28 PM
On my 67 year old landlords' shirt today as he showed a realtor and some clients his building for rent:

Tom is the ultimate mack daddy......Pimp Tom, Pimp!
 Jayedyn

Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 9/7/2005 11:50:10 PM
my brother has a bunch of funny tshirts such as

"i'll try be nicer, if you try being smarter"
'i see you've been drinking from the fountain of stupid again'
'drugs only kill the bad brain cells'
'i'm a dentist, open up and say ahh'
'trust me i'm in the band'
'i see dumb people'

he's got a bunch more but i forget whatelse there is
 DaSweetness

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 46
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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:09:19 PM
I'm not with stupid anymore
 aarian

Joined: 8/29/2005
Msg: 47
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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:12:13 PM
For those of you that get it, saw one the other day:

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who know Binary and those who don't"
 DaSweetness

Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:12:36 PM
The Man /\


The Ledgend \/



come closer so i can slap you



in small small writing it says (Nosey lil bugger arn't you)


hi I don't care, Thanks


can't sleep clowns will eat me,
can't sleep clowns will eat me,
can't sleep clowns will eat me,
can't sleep clowns will eat me,
 aarian

Joined: 8/29/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:17:33 PM
I also have one that i picked up in key west. It looks like an eye chart. Stats at big letters up top and and ends in tiny letters at the bottom.

IF YOU CAN READ
this shirt you have
pretty good eyesight
while your down here why don't you give me a blowjob
 Garf

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:43:56 PM
DEAD GIRLS DON'T SAY NO.
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