| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/8/2005 6:45:50 PM | | i believe in same sex marriage... as long as both chicks are hot!!!! | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/9/2005 11:00:55 AM | how about..."YOUR SISTER IS HOT BUT YOUR MOM DOES THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE" or "COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS" OR "THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB F*CK" and last but not least for now" "DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/9/2005 12:50:21 PM | Today I'm wearing one i ordered from bustedtees
It's got a cartoon hippo standing up saying "Honestly, I was never that hungry hungry."
I also love 'Pedro Lacks Political Experience'
And my all time fav is what appears to be the Beatles Abbey Road album cover but upon closer investigation you can see they are Planet of the Apes Beatles. I call it 'Planet of the Abbey Road'. | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/9/2005 5:53:53 PM | A crew member working for a lawn care company operating a riding mower...
"The lawn is my Universe and I am god!" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/10/2005 2:55:36 AM | I want to buy the one that says
"I See Drunk People" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/11/2005 1:42:02 AM | Some I have:
Picture of a little guy with a bat- "I wish you were a pinata"
"I am who your mother warned you about."
"I'M NAKED (under my clothes)"
"You want me, you just don't know it yet."
"I'm not with stupid anymore."
"Oh him.....he's just a friend."
With a picture of a kitty- "Got Grrrrrr?"
With a picture of a donkey, a pig, and a dog-"Types of guys" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/11/2005 2:06:32 AM | One of my T-Shirts has an arrow pointing up and says ONE MAN and an arrow pointing down ONE LEGEND | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/11/2005 11:18:45 AM | On the list to purchase (T-shirt Hell rocks!):
"I'll be using THESE to my advantage later."
"I taught your boyfriend that thing you like."
And somewhere my daughter found one that's got one little "buddy" icon kicking another, and it says "You are SO off my buddy list." I'm getting THAT one to wear to POF events, by god... | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/11/2005 11:46:11 AM | Bettys Bar Liquor in the front , Poker in the rear. | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 11:28:24 AM | you can play in the red river just don't drink the water (red hand imprint)... use your imagination and it will hit you. took me a moment too  | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 3:21:43 PM | | gabby, how do these things come from your keyboard, you are so innocent and sweet!! Funny though. | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 5:18:37 PM | ^^ i blame pof forums...he,he. but i also thk pof forums for delightful education  | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 5:43:49 PM | Between me and My friends we've got quite the collection:
"Size Does Matter" and then it has a tape measure
"Blondes Do It Better"
"Stick and Stones May Break My Bones, But You're Still F*cking Ugly"
"I'm A Virgin.... But This Is An Old T-Shirt"
"Don't Piss Me Off, You are Crunchy and Would taste good with Ketchup"
In really really small writing "Stop staring at my f*cking tits"
"Excuse Me but You're Standing on my penis"
Stickman with no head under which is says "Needs Head?" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 7:33:49 PM | I liked the one about "Excuse Me but You're Standing on my penis"
I seen this one the other day it said "I don't play well with others" | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/12/2005 8:03:46 PM | I bought my son a t-shirt that has a picture of a weed leaf and a bottle of beer that says
God made marijuana....Man made booze....
WHO do you trust?  | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/13/2005 12:57:55 PM | | im wearing one right now that says bite me | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/13/2005 9:20:14 PM | I'm a virgin, this shirt is old.
Spin my dradel, and by spin I mean suck and by dradel I mean. . . . .
On a little kid; Proof that my mom likes to fu . .k | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/13/2005 10:54:24 PM | -i stole this shirt from a homeless man, why he had a shirt that said this i'll never know- i couldn't stop laughing when i saw that.
-anti social that means go away -hi.i don't care. thanks -canadian beer drinking tam (has the canadian sports logo but has someone drinking instead of hockey) -everyone is entitled to my own opinion | |
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| Motorcycle... Posted: 9/14/2005 12:44:48 PM | I had one that said on the back
" If you can read this, the B I T C H fell off"  | |
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| Motorcycle... Posted: 9/14/2005 7:20:19 PM | | nice guys finish last so if sex is a race then im a bad guy. | |
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| Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/14/2005 10:09:53 PM | i have a few, lets see...
undercover police you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you caution: does not play well with others do i look like a people person im the guy your mother warned you about sniper: dont run you'll only die tired bomb disposal expert: if you see me running try and keep up warning: shirt protected by big bad sonofab!tch, 24 hour security system ozzy for president No Remorse forgiveness is between you and God... im just here to arrange the meeting
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