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Posted: 9/15/2005 5:39:28 AM | currently wearing this one 
i'm really easy to get along with once your people learn to worship me. | |
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shemmy
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Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 77 | |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 6:10:51 AM | i have 2 funny ones
- im not with stupid anymore
- ain't pretty being easy
pretty funny... oh ya | |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:33:31 PM | | i have one with a pic of a nun on the shirt and above it it says sister fist her | |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:22:24 AM | | jesus love you (everyone else thinks your an a**hole) | |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:39:34 AM | wearing this one today:
you say asylum like it's something bad (psycho looking hello kitty in a stray jacket) | |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 8:21:10 PM | I have one that says "It's all fun and games until your girlfriend finds out" I wore it to my
ex-boyfriend's house a few weeks ago.
He didn't think it was to funny! I sure did!  | |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 3:45:33 AM | I saw one with " I am a bomb technician , If you saw me running follow me fast"
Also another one " I am not a 50 years old man, I am an 18 years old boy with 32 years experience of life.
Another one " Don't drink and drive , when you can smoke and fly" | |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:59:18 AM | I have a closet full of funny t-shirts, and the ones that people always laugh at the most are,
FIT SHACED
DUCK MY SICK
and my personal favorite, YOUR GIRLFRIEND F***S LIKE A CHAMP | |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 8:05:50 AM | | Oh ya, and this one, It isn't how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers | |
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Posted: 9/17/2005 9:50:11 AM | Oh ya, and this one, It isn't how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers
That is just nasty! LOL
I have another one.... it says "Suck, Bang, Blow"
I was in the store and this man came up to me and ask "What is your shirt all about?" I told my 3 favorite things to do. He turned bright red and walked away. He was asking to be a perv and I gave him a perv answer! I don't think he was ready for it!
Little did he know it is a Biker Bar in Myrtle Beach, SC! LOL | |
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Posted: 9/25/2005 9:45:41 PM | In New Orleans, it was a great shirt to wear when taking your guy friends out drinking...especially on Bourbon Street:
Welcome to New Orleans
(...by the way, that's NOT a woman)
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:48:23 AM | | totally naughty but clever sassybutsweet75 | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:43:33 AM | I have a few
1) If at first you don't succeed...skydivings not for you!
2) I bet you look better online
3) My liver is evil and I must punish it!
4) We're a perfect match..your face, my ass | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 12:56:34 PM | This is a man's t-shirt. An arrow pointing down
Hand lotion
Pump here | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 1:17:30 PM | I had this tank top made up for the George Strait concert.
"My toys name is George" | |
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Peep05
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Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:24:55 PM | Lost: Hair. If Found, Please return.
I gave him the skinnest years of my life.
Life is too short to cook for you people.
My Abandonment Complex disappeared.
I see Old People.
Instant Gratification takes too long.
Deep down I'm pretty superficial.
Age and treachery will triump over youth and skill.
By reading this you have given me brief control over your mind.
A little hard work may have not hurt anyone, but why take the chance.
Lost in Thought, Please send search party.
Never put off tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If I'm talking, you should be taking notes.
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
Please shower before entering the gene pool.
What part of the Quantum therory don't you understand?
Oh oh, it was rocket science.
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Reia80
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Joined: 9/21/2005
Msg: 92 | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 4:32:28 PM | "I eat more p***y than cervical cancer."
"Rape is no laughing matter (unless you're raping a clown)"
"Jesus loves you in that outfit"
"Homosexuals are gay!"
"Your sister is hot, but your mom does that thing with her tongue"
"Not now, I'm bleeding"
"Everytime you masturbate, God kills the pope...oops, sorry"
"Spin my dreidel (and by spin I mean suck and by dreidel I mean c**k)"
GOD BLESS T-SHIRT HELL! BEEN A FAN FOR AWHILE AND THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING OUT WITH GOOD S***!!! | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 7:44:08 PM | My sons T-shirt
DO NOT DISTURB-I'M ALREADY DISTURBED ENOUGH! | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 7:44:14 PM | My sons T-shirt
DO NOT DISTURB-I'M ALREADY DISTURBED ENOUGH! | |
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Posted: 9/26/2005 7:57:07 PM | | I'm a virgin... then again, this is a really old T-shirt......... | |
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tabby
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Joined: 7/27/2004
Msg: 96 | |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:51:51 AM | i have a couple good ones:
across the boobs on a camoflauge tee: weapons of mass distraction
a picture of a donkey with the word nice written above it (nice ass)
one that says: oil city kittys.... u cant beat a slick kitty (small print) | |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 5:57:49 AM | You just can't beat
Wagner's meat.
:)
(thank you Wagner Meats market for that one!) | |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 10:47:35 AM | | i saw a camo shirt and on the front it said you can't see me | |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 2:38:44 PM | The camo shirt with "You can't see me" is a wrestling thing
i used to have hundred's when i was in a band my fav was
"Hey Buddy
IM THE BEST SHE EVER HAD
Sorry!"
"I'd rather be sexy than smart, i can shut my mouth, your still ugly!"
My "Im With Stupid" shirt had an arrow pointing down! | |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:01:58 PM | I have an old Hamilton Tigercat's (Canadian Football team) t- shirt that has a tiger which appears to be clawing out of the shirt and says "cougar in training" lol
also
"you call me a b**** as though it's a bad thing!"
"I am not fluent in idiot, so please speak very slowly to me"
"you wish I would treat you like my dog" | |
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