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Posted: 10/15/2005 12:21:59 PM | | i have one that says Damn right i'm good in bed i can sleep for days... i also had one that says when i want your opinion then i'll know i'm desperate | |
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Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 102 | |
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Posted: 10/15/2005 3:34:16 PM | | Prozac..because sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. | |
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luvjoy
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Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 103 | |
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Posted: 10/15/2005 3:36:55 PM | | Wannabclarkkent..That is what Kip says to Napoleon in the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2005 4:45:49 PM | I have a few
one says " stop staring your boyfriend wont notice"
one says " you know what your problem is Your stupid "
one says " keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt " | |
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Posted: 10/16/2005 2:01:59 AM | | I have one that says "I'm being chased by angry beavers" it has 2 beavers (the animal) on it... but so man people don't get it... it just cracks me up... | |
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Posted: 10/16/2005 8:26:54 AM | I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my piercing.
Happy Bunny shown all tied up, says "Cute, but psycho. Things even out." | |
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janieo
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Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 107 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2005 1:58:59 AM | | I may not be perfect but at least I'm not you. | |
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janieo
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Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 108 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2005 2:04:59 AM | I'm reading this off of my T-shirt ... it was given to me by my sister (she's a nurse) and I am also a nurse.
I will NOT yell at the staff.
I will NOT get mad and hide the medication.
I will NOT faint at the sight of blood and
I wil NEVER cry in front of the doctors ... because
I am the nurse, I am THE NURSE, I AM THE N U R S E!!! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 10:02:32 AM | Saw this one the other day:
PARENT FOR SALE - TODAY'S SPECIAL - 2 FOR 1 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 1:32:42 PM | A toddler with a shirt that sad..."I'm proof my mom likes to F**K". LMAO | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 4:29:26 PM | I saw on that said " I only date crack w#ores". | |
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Posted: 10/19/2005 7:36:30 PM | I saw one a while back
"Pornstar stunt double" | |
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Posted: 10/21/2005 1:21:13 AM | Think about it..............
Picture of Jesus Crucified.........above his head in one of those cartoon ballons....BRB | |
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Posted: 10/21/2005 3:34:51 PM | Have one that says on the front: Glacier ParkParamedics
On the back: Feed the bears;
Ride the goats;
Climb the rock slides;
Raft the waterfalls;
Drive fast and pass on curves.
We thank you for your support.
Glacier Park Paramedics | |
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Posted: 10/21/2005 5:48:09 PM | The one I'm wearing now:
I smile because you've all finally driven me insane. *insane is underlined and it's written if whacked print* I wear it when I'm STRESSED OUT! LOL | |
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Posted: 10/22/2005 8:18:04 PM | We come from a long line of offensive t-shirt wearers. A ritual handed down from generation to generation. Here are a few...
If you can read this, the @$$hole fell off...
If you're close enough to read this you now have sars
Yank my noodle, it's a dandy!
Trample the weak, hurdle the dead!
John Moose (John Deere logo)
You call me a B!tch like it's a bad thing
Mellow Kitty!
I may be fat but my****is huge!
Bionic Beaver!
T-ShirtHell.com rules!! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2005 7:20:32 AM | Front side of T-shirt: "Lost in Translation
Back side of T-shirt: "Translate this!" (hand flipping off)
Last month on a woman at the mall: "I'd tell you to tickle me pink, but whips don't leave marks of that color"
In a store last month:
Front of shirt: "Michael Jackson rocks"
Back of shirt: "all of his lovers to sleep"
Also in a store:
Front of shirt: "I'd tell George Bush to get out of Iraq..........."
Back of shirt: "But the SOB doesn't have the balls to fight there himself! Go Army Airborne!"
New state motto on shirt: "Florida, the Sunshine, er, Plywood state!" | |
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Posted: 10/24/2005 9:02:07 AM | I have a few:
(red tee with a big white heart) inside it says "I'm yours ~ until someone cuter comes along"
I (heart) MEN, with a big "X" through the "N"
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 119 | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 10:10:09 AM | There is one, I had hard time figuring out, and when I did... 
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
well if you can't read it, let me know.....I will help you ( reading it!!!) lol | |
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222
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Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 120 | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 10:17:19 AM | Here is another one....
It's not pms, IT'S YOU!!! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 6:38:21 PM | this is one i saw a lady wearing. SAVE A WHALE HARPOON A FAT CHICK.
MY TEE( MENTAL ANXIETY, MENTAL BREAKDOWN,MENSTRUAL CRAMPS, MENOPAUSE, DID YOU EVER NOTICE HOW ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS BEGIN WITH MEN!!!!!!?
MY TEE ( I SMELL THE SMELLY SMELL OF SOMETHING THAT SMELLS SMELLY IS THAT YOU WHO SMELL SMELLY)
MY TEE ( ON THE FRONT IS( PACE DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS ) THERE IS A ROPE TRAILING OVER TOTHE BACK AND A BOTTLE THAT SAY MADE IN NEW YORK WITH THE ROPE AROUND THE NECK OF THE BOTTLE AND BIG LETTERS BELOW (GET A ROPE) WANT SOME TONGUE W/THAT | |
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Posted: 10/26/2005 2:39:44 AM | "If only closed minds came with closed mouths..."
“Four score and seventy years ago I was a real hunk”
"I've got perfect breasts and beautiful eyes, so I really don't need an asshole like you"
"I suffer from PMS Putting up with Mens Shit"
"My husband and I divorced for religious reasons He thought he was God and I didn't"
"Cowboys are bad lovers because they believe 8 seconds are a good ride."
"Don't Bite... Suck..."
"I'm here about the blow job"
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Posted: 10/26/2005 3:32:59 AM | "If I gave a $hit you'd be the first person I'd give it to"
"PLEASE! Don't confuse me with someone who gives a $hit"
"Tattooed in places you'd love to lick"
"Pierced in places you'd love to lick"
"Dickie-Doo Award-- My Tummy sticks out further than my Dickie-Doo"
"You know you're a Good OL' Boy when.. When you think hunting is better than sex."
"You know you're a Good OL' Boy when.. your family tree has only one branch."
"You know you're a Good OL' Boy when.. you're at a family reunion and run into seven ex-girlfriends."
"Warped--if Wicked Abnormal Reckless Perverted Evil Degenerate is what you are !"
"777 Upstage Satan... Worse than the Devil himself..."
"Ban Baby Oil and Stop the Senseless Slaughter..."
" Our Lager
Which art in Barrels
Hollowed be thy Booz
Thy drink will be drunk
At home and in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those
Who spill against us
Lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from our hangovers
For Thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
For ever and ever
Barmen"
"Chaos + Panic + Disorder.... my work here is done (but I'll be back)" | |
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Posted: 10/26/2005 12:43:55 PM | Huked an phanics wurked fur mee!
Sined, Gorge W. Bushh | |
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Posted: 11/7/2005 9:09:28 AM | A customer today..............
"Lost - One husband. If found, shoot!"
Mitch | |
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