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Posted: 12/26/2005 9:04:12 PM | My friend wears a bunch of the novelty shirts so I get them for him on his bday's and on Xmas
I've hot him ones that say
- Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer
- Dry skin? Free hand lotion, Pump here (arrow pointing down)
- Free petting zoo (Hand points down)
- A little head never hurt anyone (A big person with a tiny head with caption under it)
- Hello my name is Hugh G. Rectson | |
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Posted: 12/26/2005 9:39:31 PM | | Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2005 9:28:33 AM | | By reading this, you are giving me control of your mind | |
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Posted: 12/28/2005 3:44:40 PM | i had a funny t shirt once. then i ate it :( grrrr.
the best was a girl wearing one that said you think i'm a **** you should meet my mom. | |
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Posted: 12/29/2005 7:52:29 PM | The best shirt I've seen says "Even Jesus Hates Creed!" I couldn't agree more! | |
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Posted: 12/29/2005 8:29:10 PM | | i bought this shirt for my brother for christmas, it has a stickperson with no head, and the caption says 'need head' | |
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Posted: 12/29/2005 11:03:46 PM | Got this one from a friend, guess it's true.
I'm not a
B,it,ch
I'm THE B,IT,CH
and it's MISS B,IT,CH to you!
Can't wear it around because my grandson can read now! | |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:32:27 AM | "I MAY BE DRUNK.. BUT YOU'RE UGLY, AND TOMORROW I'LL BE SOBER"
"MOUSTACHE RIDES 5cents" | |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:26:14 AM | I seen one on a biker that said,
"if you can read this you are probably speeding" | |
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Posted: 12/31/2005 10:24:41 PM | | seen on a large breasted woman : DON'T STARE. GROW YOUR OWN. | |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 8:52:01 PM | My daughter has one that says.....You'd better make more than I can spend ....lol a true warning to anyone wanting to date her  | |
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Posted: 1/3/2006 11:54:17 PM | I received a t-shirt for X-mas from a co-worker.
It reads:
"At my age the only time I ever get lucky
is when I can find my car in the parking lot"
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Posted: 1/4/2006 8:49:14 AM | a spider strung off the shoulder w/ a black cat underneath looking up & licking its chops
"the itsy bitsy spider never crawled up the spout again" | |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 12:18:30 PM | I have serveral baby doll tees...my favorites...
Saddle up Baby.
Im not a tease just a reminder of what you can't have.
Kiss me before I change my mind.
Angel behaving badly. | |
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Garf
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Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 140 | |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 12:21:35 PM | I want a shirt that reads:
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|.. /|\ ... I K_ll Pe_ple _ith st_pi_ s_yin_s _n thei_ shi_ts.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 12:29:07 PM | Garf...does that mean you would have to kill yourself??? j/k | |
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Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 142 | |
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Posted: 1/4/2006 4:45:39 PM | | Lost in Thought. Please send search party. | |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:05:02 AM | | In really tiny print: "Everyone can see you staring at my boobs." | |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:29:30 PM | a stripper dancing with a pole
caption under it: i support single mums | |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 6:43:15 PM | | Go to www.tshirthell.com, there's a bunch of good shirts on there. There are alot of offensive shirts too though, just to give fair warning. And there's baby shirts too, it's awesome! | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 2:59:15 PM | Women's tshirts.
I have the p***y so I make the rules.
Men are great every women should own one.
Others
NSUCK done to look like the NSYNC logo.
How many tomatos died for your salad?
harvey | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 4:22:10 PM | | fellow nurse gave me this one....i am the nurse, i am here to save your a$$, not kiss it! | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 8:13:37 PM | I saw a girl at the movies once who was very busty. She was wearing a shirt that said "Who said everything in the praries is flat?"
A guy I went to school with had a shirt that said "Support your local hooker" on the front, and "Watch Rugby" on the back. | |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 9:52:49 PM | I have a few to list...
"I'm looking forward to regretting this"
"Mean people suck, nice people swallow" (front)
"I'm a nice person" (back)
"this shirt was made to distract you while I look at your breasts"
I saw a guy who had a shirt on that had 2 drawings on it. One was the "middle finger" and the other was a finger pointing straight out.
"Sometimes I pee my pants when I laugh"
oh and there was one that had 3 stick people on it.... the "girl" was on all fours and she was giving head to one guy and taking if from behind from the other and it said Friends who care, share.
I'm shy (front)
but I have a big****(back)
that's all I can think of for now. | |
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