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 BigBear77

Joined: 4/12/2006
Msg: 151
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Posted: 6/22/2006 11:58:45 PM
Let's see i collect them so here's a few of my Favorites

I See Dumb People
Deez Nuts-a snack and nut company, on the back it has them playing baseball say Deez Nut's are Swinging
Don't eat yellow Snow
Recreational Gynocologist
If I was with you last night your welcome
No one has ever said i want a piece of elephant-political humor
 sweetblueyedarling

Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 152
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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:05:15 AM
one that said...if u r really what u eat...u could be me by morning!
 magicfingers1

Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 153
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:53:23 PM
Saw one in Austin,Texas........

I prefer the lowlife...it's easy and there's lots of people to keep you company!
 Spelly

Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 154
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Posted: 6/24/2006 5:49:12 AM
Just picked one up at a thrift store that says "I'd rather go hunting with****Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy"....only two people other than me got it, but still a good investment....
 watermelon1

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 155
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Posted: 6/24/2006 9:40:17 AM
or the biker t shirt that says "if you can read this the b!tch fell off" a girl shirt that says "if you can read this the B!tch is back"
 Quineas

Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 156
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Posted: 6/24/2006 2:09:18 PM
A friend of mine has one that reads..

"Single malt Scotch- not just for breakfast anymore!"

- Quineas
 mudflap1979

Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 157
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Posted: 6/24/2006 11:09:04 PM
cannot be bought inguire about leasing...destination drunk
 Spelly

Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 158
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Posted: 6/25/2006 4:02:42 AM
Jesus loves you....everyone else thinks you're an a**hole
 LovesCamping

Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 159
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Posted: 6/25/2006 6:02:49 PM
Work Harder! - Millions on welfare are depending on you




BEER - Helping ugly people get laid since 1840



I also have "Jesus is my co-pilot" with a cheesy Jesus doing thumbs up. I think it's funny at least!
 kez~angel

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 160
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Posted: 6/25/2006 6:16:28 PM
Grow your own Dope, Plant a man
 tigger6978

Joined: 3/12/2005
Msg: 161
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Posted: 6/26/2006 12:26:59 AM
1 If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave 2 How Many Licks Does It Take
 hilldebrandt

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 162
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Posted: 6/26/2006 3:45:38 PM
Here's one.....


"I put ketchup on my ketchup"



 Thunderstrike

Joined: 3/3/2006
Msg: 163
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Posted: 6/27/2006 9:01:09 AM
I haven't seen this one yet... but I think it would be cute for a baby t-shirt...

"Show me your tits... I'm hungry!"
 butterfly_18

Joined: 2/3/2006
Msg: 164
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Posted: 6/27/2006 9:57:52 AM
Babe
In
Total
Control of
Herself

...thanks for the compliment!
 butterfly_18

Joined: 2/3/2006
Msg: 165
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Posted: 6/27/2006 9:58:24 AM
^^^ read the 1st letter in each line down, if you don't get it.
 glokazun

Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 166
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Posted: 6/27/2006 10:05:18 AM
Talk NErdy too Me
 stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 167
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Posted: 6/27/2006 10:59:45 AM
tee-shirt on a Great Dane that was also wearing sunglasses --
"I Want To Lick You All Over"

(I think they should add - "I Have A Bone To Lick With You")

ANIMAL LOVER
Put Your P_ussy
Right Here (arrow toward lap)

HONEYMOON
Event Staff
(arrow points to crotch)

MY NET WORTH
Is Tattooed On
My Penis

HOW'D YA LIKE
to blow every
penny of it?
 AndrewDB

Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 168
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Posted: 7/1/2006 9:36:01 AM
I saw a shirt the other day on thinkgeek which I might get that said;

Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4.





. If you don't understand it, H2SO4 is Sulphuric Acid..
 ggoopp

Joined: 6/16/2006
Msg: 169
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Posted: 7/1/2006 1:20:10 PM
Picture of dogs in church:
"And he said unto them, Bad dogs! No! No!" Hellfire and dalmations

Matching shirts:

>Morning person: When real people get real things done
Nightowl: sluggard of the universe

>Nightowl: Cool, relaxed, fun to be with
Morning person: Self righteous and arrogent

One of my all time favs

Picture of a dog skeleton; "In dog years I'm dead."
 hilldebrandt

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 170
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Posted: 7/1/2006 6:43:41 PM
"HOMELAND SECURITY"
with a picture of Sitting Bull
"Protecting our Homeland from foreign
invaders since 1492"
 n8ive_mandy

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 171
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Posted: 7/1/2006 9:39:02 PM
HOMELAND SECURITY
pic of geronimo and his apache brothers
"Fighting terrorism since 1492"

Here comes a good lookin'
S.N.A.G (front)
There goes a good lookin'
S.N.A.G (Back)

Pic of a couple of natives, one whispering to another, and gesturing to a bunch of pilgrams down the road.
"They prefer to be called 'pilgrams', they dont like being called lost immigrants"

Will work for frybread


lol. I love these ones. My dad makes these shirts for pow wows.
 valley jokester

Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 172
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Posted: 7/3/2006 8:48:42 AM
Saw a biker once with a shirt that read:
"500,000 battered women in this country and I still eat mine raw"
 stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 173
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Posted: 7/5/2006 2:24:08 PM
YOU'RE MY NEW
FAVORITE
CRACK WHORE
 skodassy

Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 174
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Posted: 7/6/2006 11:30:56 AM
I saw this one on a man the other day:
Im Not A Gynaecologist
But Im Willing To Have A Look!
 _POE_

Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 175
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Posted: 7/7/2006 6:22:05 PM
"I'm just one big #@%&ing ray of sunshine aren't I"
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