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Posted: 7/9/2006 2:29:05 PM | Hug me ,hug me,hug me and show me no mercy
Hand over the chocolate and noone gets hurt
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 10:29:30 AM | Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 4:22:59 PM | | Well I have a t shirt that says eat "Salmon the other pink meat " courtesy of the Bob and Tom show hey do I get another one since I plugged there morning show.? | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 4:25:05 PM | | I bought the ex a hat does that count it said "you can't be first but you can be next". That and a dozen dead roses I also got dead roses the day divorce was final lol we both have a great sense of humor. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 5:28:06 PM | Saw this on a T-shirt at a little plaza in Old Montreal
thought it was cute......it read this
I am a Virgin
AND underneath in small letters it read
but this is an old shirt | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 10:06:36 PM | | I have one that says...Love is like a Rollercoaster, when it's over you throw up!!! | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 10:07:46 PM | | I had a nightmare I was your girlfriend | |
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Posted: 8/17/2006 3:10:45 AM | I have a collection of T-shirts with various sayings/pictures on them:
1. "Injection is nice but I'd rather be BLOWN".. depicted is a 14-71 GMC Supercharger..
2. "I LOVE my wife" w/pic of wife... Below that it reads, "I ADORE my car".. w/pic of '33 Ford Tudor...
3. "Cart Wrangler... Herding the Silver Buffalo".. Depicting a shopping cart..
4. "Lean, Mean, Aging, Machine" w/50 year old "Geezer"..
5. "On a quiet nite you can hear an old FORD rusting' away!"..
6. "CHEVY 'RATS' RULE..... Whilst FORD'S and MOPAR'S DROOL"
7. "Genuine Antique OLD Person, Been there... Done that... Can't Remember"...
8. "Mean & Green.. Johnny Poppers Rule.." pic of my JD tractor..
9. "Mustache rides 5¢... Buy one... Get one FREE"
10. "If at 1st you don't succeed... RTFM!"
11. "60 is 6 perfect 10's"
12. "G_ F_CK Y_ _R S_LF... Would you like to buy a vowel?"
13. "F_CK All I need is U"
14. "The Man" w/an arrow pointing up, "The Legend" w/an Arrow pointing down...
15. "I'll try to be nicer, IF you try to be smarter"
16. "Your girlfriend suck starts my HAWG real nice"
17. "MY RAT CAN BEAT YOUR HEMI"
18. "FORD.. First On Race Day... Last one to the finish line"
19. "FORD" bassackwards spells "DROF.. Driver Returns On Foot"
20. "If it ain't blown it sucks"
21. "I'm not easy but I can be had"
22. "OMG, I can't believe she ate my whole thang"
23. "Club Nitrous.. Its a GAS"
24. "This is your Brain" (Chevy Bowtie emblem) "This is your brain on Drugs" (Ford Blue Oval emblem)
25. "I'm with STUPID" -------------->
26. "MUFF DIVER INC."
27. "Save a tree, Eat a Beaver 2 day"
28. "A #1 Beaver Snacker"
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Posted: 8/18/2006 11:01:53 AM | | MY FAV TEE SHIRT.....CREDIT SCORE 769 | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 8:14:14 PM | | Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. | |
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Posted: 8/25/2006 6:29:02 PM | | printed in really small print **Nosey little f***er aren't you** I was going to get it for school, but then thought better of it lol | |
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Posted: 8/25/2006 9:56:04 PM | Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
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Posted: 8/25/2006 11:47:05 PM | A guy on a harley, his shirt read...."if you can read this, the b!tch fell off"   | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 4:37:38 AM | Dont annoy the crazy person.....
Good News, the ***hole gene has been isolated, you can be cured
Save a Cowboy, Adopt a Horse
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Posted: 8/26/2006 9:59:55 AM | "The voices in my head don't like you!" | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 10:35:17 AM | Show me a woman with a tattoo and I'll show you a man who wants her.
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Posted: 8/26/2006 9:11:38 PM | I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
I'M STILL HOT. IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILING PROBLEM.
I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
KEEP STARING....I MAY DO A TRICK.
WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE" I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.
Washington Post
(T-shirts seen at Ocean City, year unknown.) | |
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Posted: 8/30/2006 12:11:51 PM | I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
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Posted: 8/30/2006 7:54:29 PM | I love these t-shirts!
I'm open to suggestions, as long as their mine.
I'm to sex to have drunk
(front) Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... (back) ...Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am
(front) Princess now... (back) ...Goddess forever | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 1:38:53 AM | I have a few shirts...
"You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same."
"Your villiage called... their idiot is missing."
An x-ray of a guy's head with a big turd inside, above which it says "Your problem is obvious."
"Sometimes I stop to think... and forget to start again."
"And your point is?"
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"I may not be perfect, but I'm so close it scares me."
"Evil never looked so good."
Written upside down in teeny-tiny letters "If you can read this, you're on my face"
"ancient Chinese proverb:" under which in cool-looking script is
FTS
UHH
CII
KST | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 5:58:33 AM | I have one that reads"Don't call me a cowgirl,til you seen me ride!!!!!"
"My daddy drinks,because I cry"(pic with crying baby)
"When I die ,I hope They bury me upside down ,so the whole world can kiss my ass" | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 9:32:55 AM | | Gravitation can not be held resposible for people falling in love. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2006 2:41:55 PM | I've recently found a couple that I had to buy
"Size DOES matter" right across my chest, of course!
and of course, my newest favorite...
Why do I need a boyfriend? I didn't do anything wrong!
*and I wonder why I am still single!* | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 4:17:33 PM | Without a doubt the FUNNIEST T-shirt I've seen in years (drumroll please)
I thought to myself
Why is that frisbee getting bigger?
and then it hit me... | |
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