| Crappy pick up lines.. or might i say, AMAZING pick up lines <.<
Posted: 9/12/2008 11:44:11 AM | Did you fart coz you just blew me away.
"where have you been all night?, I've been looking for you"
Get your jacket, you've pulled!
'Who would you be if you were going on Stars In Their Eyes?'
'What's your favourite pizza topping?'
"So where's Cinderella tonight"
"My face is leaving in five minutes"
"Be on it"
I'm here now darlin. What were your other two wishes?
"Smile if you want to sleep with me!" | |
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| Crappy pick up lines.. or might i say, AMAZING pick up lines <.<
Posted: 9/15/2008 9:47:58 PM | "you know ... beauty is only a light switch away"
"Do you know a good plumber? .... because these pipes are about to burst" *flex muscles*
guy: "do you want to dance?"
her: "sure!"
guy: "great! go over there and dance so I can talk to your hot friend"
guy: "fat penguin"
her: "what?"
guy: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice"
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