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 PaulSWBrum

Joined: 6/28/2009
Msg: 76
You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/1/2009 3:48:11 AM
the only reason you take Viagra is to stop yourself rolling out of bed...

 Elvenstar

Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 77
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/1/2009 4:35:02 AM
you wonder what it would be like to have sex with a can of dog food... because its been that long, and it might feel a bit like a vagina, what with the meat and marrowbone jelly

OMG toooooo Funny
 djrdx

Joined: 7/22/2004
Msg: 78
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/1/2009 7:45:24 AM
yeah, its time for me to start stocking up on PAL!

:P
 One_Knight

Joined: 6/4/2009
Msg: 79
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/1/2009 6:57:28 PM
After 10 minutes in a bar you *shouldn't* stand up....

and when you do, trying to slip through the crowd you get "Stop poking me.", "What the hell..?", and "Here's my number!"

 Joshlikesmetal

Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 80
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/3/2009 1:12:31 PM
... when you're posting on a forum titled "You know it's been too long since you've had sex"
 mungo742

Joined: 6/16/2009
Msg: 81
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/4/2009 6:22:35 AM
when the chick at the cash register gives you change and says have a good day you get wood
when you think anyone who talks to you is hitting on you
 mike919293949596

Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 82
You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/5/2009 10:07:17 PM
You can't turn corners!
 yew4ic

Joined: 6/22/2009
Msg: 83
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/6/2009 2:23:19 PM
when this animation actually turns me on.
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