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| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 1/13/2009 1:26:05 AM | | duck and the chicken just having a chat "cheers for the beer mate " your very welcome he replied "can i give you a lift home " [ im not encouraging animals driving under the influece to be a good thing ] chicken replies no i"ll get the bus , soon as i put one foot on that road all kind of shit starts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 1/15/2009 1:09:36 PM | | Old lady walks into the butchers shouts to the young boy "i would like a fresh free range Dorset chicken please" ............. the young lad shoots out the back ,grabs a free range chicken .and returns it to the old lady........ the old lady immediately rams her fist straight up the chickens arse. Twists it all around, pulls her hand out gives it a thorough good deep sniff and declares "Young man that is not a Dorset chicken its a Suffolk ..tut..tut",,,,so slightly bewildered the young lad runs out the back again looks for the best chicken he can see ,grabs it, and hands it to the old lady ..... she does exactly as before, takes a bigger sniff and bellows"Thats not what i asked for thats a gloucester chicken" .....just then the butcher returns nods to the boy to lose himself.... ..turns to the now flustered old girl and says "sorry madam maybe i can be of assistance " after a monologue of complaints about the service the boy gave blah blah ..... finally,,,,,, the butcher gives the old lady another chicken which she tests in the same way "Ah at last a dorset chicken shame that young fellow has no idea what hes doing where on earth did you get that urchin From"""............well the young lad having heard enough bounds up to the old girl drops his strides and waving his bare arse in her face says " your the bloody expert you tell me" | |
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| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Posted: 1/28/2009 9:27:47 PM |
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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