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 scarletsmom

Joined: 5/23/2006
Msg: 50
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 1/17/2007 2:21:05 AM
I'm a pisces and I would say I do have a vivid imagination, but never thought about CIA or FBI...but now I will...jk
 Fire Gal

Joined: 10/9/2006
Msg: 51
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 2/4/2007 8:41:27 PM
[PISCES (February 19-March 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting you power. You lack confidence and are generally a dip-shit.]

Yo post-master, I have to be awake long enough to actually 'think' someone would waste their time following me... as for FBI and CIA, not in Canada, and especially not into my ghetto.. no one follows you, stalks you... nothing... as for lacking confidence... who dreamt this sh*t up... PISCES are the only sign that don't lack confidence, mostly cause we just don't care what people think... too tired...
 ascuteasabug

Joined: 8/8/2003
Msg: 52
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 2/5/2007 12:17:56 AM
As if my "confidence" weren't already at a all time low... At least I'm in good company with someone like -Afterglow-.
 scarred_for_life84

Joined: 1/31/2007
Msg: 53
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/16/2007 8:16:57 PM

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son of a ****. Most Scorpios are murdered.


Wow I feel great now LOL......I'm proud to be a scorpio.
 thecarebear

Joined: 12/31/2006
Msg: 54
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/17/2007 4:51:00 AM
my sign???? DO NOT ENTER!!!!!!! lmao, humm, guess mine is true

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

what the hell, if your going to pull a star chart atleast get a real one.
 Kelly_65

Joined: 9/16/2006
Msg: 55
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/19/2007 5:00:12 PM
Im a Pisces and obviously im a dip shit...its March and im still rooting for the FLYERS
 trikersbaby

Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 56
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/19/2007 5:37:59 PM
mhhh lets see.....ahh here it is.......................
 bucsgirl

Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 3/20/2007 5:43:34 PM
Slow Children Ahead, or Gemini...whatever works!
 Twilight Moon

Joined: 10/14/2006
Msg: 58
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/21/2007 8:46:49 AM
Well I am a Leo....but I can't post right now...heading out the door to buy some more mirrors...hear Sears has a sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 T-05

Joined: 1/20/2007
Msg: 59
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/26/2007 4:40:04 PM
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer

Im not on welfare!
 sexykathie

Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/26/2007 11:29:42 PM
I'm a Capricorn - and the total opposite of what was said about us......LOL.
 LonelyWolfy

Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 61
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/27/2007 7:29:43 PM
im a virgo =)
im loving a capricorn =) exspecially sexykathie^_^
 StarFire819

Joined: 2/25/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 3/27/2007 9:21:07 PM
oh no you didn't. What you said about LEOS is completely wrong. You are truely in left field with that one buddy
 kayla_86

Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 63
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/27/2007 9:35:05 PM
i find it quite funny that most of the people that first replied to your words are leos and scorpio's ... now thats funny!
 kenjstp

Joined: 2/25/2007
Msg: 64
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/28/2007 10:21:21 AM
Hey : sunny jul
It's only a joke. Don't be so uptight!
 kenjstp

Joined: 2/25/2007
Msg: 65
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/28/2007 10:25:17 AM
My sign is YEILD! :~)
 imalitltpot

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 66
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Posted: 3/28/2007 11:37:49 AM
ARIES (March 20-April 21): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickeads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.




Except for the last sentence, that pretty much describes my drive into work today!
 starpoet

Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 67
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/29/2007 2:13:16 AM
Hallo Sunny... Just give me your date of birth, time ofg birth and where born... And I will tell you for sure what your Sun-Sign is, plus your Moon Sign andf other information... Happy to help... Ron.
 megasteph

Joined: 2/23/2007
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/30/2007 6:55:57 PM
Now I know why i got toothpaste all over the mirror
 ammyownwoman

Joined: 1/24/2007
Msg: 69
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/30/2007 7:13:39 PM
hmmm i am an aquarius, lol, but so is my brother and one of my sons, three in a family, i guess we are doomed!!
 ~tigerlily

Joined: 1/3/2007
Msg: 70
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 3/30/2007 10:04:52 PM

TAURUS (April 22-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a communist.



So in other words I'm a ****?
 bullielover62

Joined: 12/2/2006
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Posted: 4/8/2007 5:24:18 PM
It's all good TigerLily...... I'm a communist too according to this,
so no WONDER I don't like this new rule about deleting profile pics!!!

lol!
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/8/2007 8:08:07 PM
Is that who is following me? I was worried it was my ex!
Attn: Fellow Pisces.........................Here's your sign! mthr
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
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Posted: 4/8/2007 8:13:44 PM
You know why so many babies are born in March?

Because June is fathers day!!


This is true. My mom worked ob-gyn and alot of babies are born in march! LOL mthr
 noisy introvert

Joined: 3/4/2007
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:38:25 AM
We Virgos can SO be fun!

Excuse me, my bus load of Libra hos is waiting for me to take them downtown. I hear there's a political convention happening.
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