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 Celtic Piper

Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 75
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/9/2007 2:43:18 PM
In reality I'm a Cancer, but when asked I like to tell folks I'm a Feces.
 ericbigeaf

Joined: 1/1/2006
Msg: 76
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/17/2007 8:03:33 PM
Iam The ram for good reason I'am hardheaded but a soft voice might just win my heart over
 writerlychik

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 77
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/17/2007 8:11:02 PM
Leo here--born loser... but I definitely don't kiss my mirrors!! Better than being a Scorpio I s'pose
 marilyn46

Joined: 1/22/2007
Msg: 78
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/17/2007 8:24:16 PM
I'm Cancer guess i should be in prison LOL ...Yeah I'm bad
 cuddly_zo

Joined: 4/1/2007
Msg: 79
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/19/2007 6:51:05 AM
omg im aquarius soooo not true
 kissxoxo84

Joined: 4/12/2005
Msg: 80
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Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 4/19/2007 12:59:10 PM
I'm an Aries, that pretty much describes me exactly to the point!
 Kewleyes

Joined: 4/3/2007
Msg: 81
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 5/28/2007 5:20:37 AM
This one's going into the commie handbook
 zoomzoomzoom

Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 82
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Whats your Sign?
Posted: 5/28/2007 8:50:40 AM
I was born on the cusp so I have virgo and Libra traits. I am glad this tread allows me to laugh at myself. So , after I get off work as a bus driver and before I fall asleep during sex I will make sure I get the money upfront and immediately visit my local doc, that is when I come back to reality.

VIRGO (August 23-September 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores, and all Libras die of venereal disease.
 TeJay

Joined: 1/16/2007
Msg: 83
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Posted: 7/6/2007 11:45:49 AM
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer

Ouch! I'm telling one of the mods on you!
Maybe, I'll do it tomorrow.

I get a weekend pass tomorrow.
 eversosly

Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 84
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 7/9/2007 9:01:08 AM
Well it's good to have confirmation that I am a dipshit. I always wondered but now I have proof. Now as a pisces, I shall return to my own little imagitive world. Have a good one.
 opinions

Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 85
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 7/9/2007 6:04:48 PM
Ok I love this.. so oooo.. bad..... Me Stubborn... ???


TAURUS (April 22-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a communist.



 HOPEFORBETTER

Joined: 10/18/2006
Msg: 86
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 7/15/2007 12:42:29 PM
I am Arias. It's can't be more presise!!!!! I hate and I love to be me.
 l2l8c14

Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 87
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Posted: 7/15/2007 3:55:02 PM
Wow thats pretty right on. I am a Sag and I am a complete drunk.
 lfrs

Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 88
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 7/15/2007 4:07:56 PM
Well, another description to add to my List......" dip-shit.".......
 PurrrrrfectAnna

Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 89
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Posted: 10/3/2007 10:29:03 PM
No, No, No - You are wrong! It is not my imagination - they really ARE following me! ~ Pisces
 Nathan In The Oaks

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 90
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Posted: 10/4/2007 12:30:31 AM
No Anna, "THEY" are not following you.

I am following you, and they are following me.

They don't realize that I trained Kiefer Sutherland for his role in 24.

They are in for a deadly surprise. Ha,ha,ha.......
 colacubes72

Joined: 1/4/2007
Msg: 91
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Posted: 10/4/2007 3:09:58 AM
Mine is scorpio and i am a true scorpion as well lol. They are meant to be the sexiest sign in the zodiac and have a high sex drive.
 whirlybird3

Joined: 10/27/2006
Msg: 92
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 10/4/2007 3:33:18 AM
Leo's FTW.

Although I can relate to Virgo's since I have fallen asleep while screwing. And i'm a pimp.
 snickergrl28

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 93
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Posted: 10/4/2007 9:22:50 AM
I knew i was in the wrong buisness..I should be a bus driving pimp LOL
 Rabbitman49

Joined: 10/20/2005
Msg: 94
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Posted: 10/4/2007 2:07:17 PM
Very interesting. It was correct about both a woman I met here and me.

Me: Taurus - Yes, I am practical and can be stubborn, but I also see things through.

Her: Libra - Well, after we broke up, I found she posted several escort ads. I knew she had financial problems when I was seeing her. I conclude she really was a whore. (9 of those ads are in the hands of law enforcement.)
 Rednek99

Joined: 8/9/2007
Msg: 95
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 10/4/2007 3:58:45 PM
Anybody see what i did with my soap on a rope?
 heartsdsire35

Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 96
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Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:37:10 PM
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You expect too much for too little. This means that you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

I'm Bisexual and into incest?
Sh!t!! Where have I been?!
 Andreeva

Joined: 8/24/2007
Msg: 97
Re: Whats your Sign?
Posted: 10/4/2007 5:35:49 PM
Now I know why I am single, who wants to wait 3 to 5 for the next date
 hotmama325

Joined: 8/16/2007
Msg: 98
Air head... lol
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:52:27 PM
I'm an Aries. I am all the negative qualities of an Aries female, but I also have very good qualities too. Impatient to a t. My moon sign is in Cancer so I am also extremely sensitive. Oh well, my religion is more important to me than my astrology sign but it's fun to chat about it.
 **Rapunzel**

Joined: 11/4/2006
Msg: 99
Whats your Sign?
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:57:10 PM

No, No, No - You are wrong! It is not my imagination - they really ARE following me! ~ Pisces


Hhuumm you're right, they are following you AND apparently me, since we keep ending up in the same places.
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