| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/19/2008 12:00:32 PM |
Since shaving my bush it actually looks a lot bigger now , before it looked like an agoraphobic hedgehog !!
Bet you did'nt half whistle when you put the after shave on!
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/19/2008 12:02:15 PM | I just guess the length my penis size and multiply by x7! Ohhhh shake it to the left, shake it to the right... *slap* *twang* 
Has anyone tried balancing an object on their penis? | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/19/2008 2:12:01 PM | just for the record,according to the world health organisation.the average size of a mans penis is 5-6 inches,which just happens to be the average depth of a womans vagina.so average is adequate,no matter what certain people may say.
another thing they found as well,was the fact that different nationalities did'nt have any noticable difference in size!.so please ladies don't believe the biggest lie going.that being that coloured men have the biggest.even if you've seen one,lol. | |
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Posted: 9/19/2008 2:21:08 PM | ^^^^ that might be true, but I remember hearing a story on the news about condom sizes...search search....have a look at this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/19/2008 3:35:18 PM |
Has anyone tried balancing an object on their penis?
I never treat women as objects.
What, you mean to say you have never done the woman and penis 50 metre dash? A bit more exciting than the egg and spoon race. | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/20/2008 5:54:24 AM | well, actually, the best way to tell is to look at a mans hands and the distance from the tip of the forefinger to the tip of the thumb when held at right angles (hypotenuse, who remembers from their schooldays?) is the length of the penis. Also if the hand is long and thin, or short and wide this is also an indicator of shape, so who need a ruler girls, just check out the hands.
Anyway as a thoroughly modern man I have embraced the measuring of willy's in Centimetres cos it makes it 2.54 times longer lol therfeore a 5 incher will be claimed as a THIRTEENER, oooooh so much more impressive.
Dammit, I only made a metric EIGHT ..... sheesh
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/20/2008 6:11:01 AM |
well, actually, the best way to tell is to look at a mans hands and the distance from the tip of the forefinger to the tip of the thumb when held at right angles (hypotenuse, who remembers from their schooldays?) is the length of the penis. Also if the hand is long and thin, or short and wide this is also an indicator of shape, so who need a ruler girls, just check out the hands.
Is that the same for the internal bits of a lady then? | |
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Posted: 9/20/2008 6:15:17 AM | I have only ever had one complaint, she said "call that a willy, I like them big". To which I replied, "well it's the only one you are getting tonight dear".
I'd've handed her a mirror...
old joke time! Why are women crap at parking?
Cos men keep telling them that that:
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Posted: 9/21/2008 1:35:29 PM | And where in a conversation with someone would you divulge that you know the length of yours, and so admit you must have measured it.
I was once told by an elderly man I worked with (he was late forties) that his penis was like a baby's arm holding an apple and I didn't even ask. I did like the fact that he tried to create a visual for me rather than just telling me that he had a whopper.
I suppose men who realise that women are lying when they say 'it's the size of the waves it's the motion of the ocean' and think they look like a bird who needs a good rogering would divulge. Although I've notonce bonked a bloke because he told me he was hung like a donkey.
Mr H's is just past the tonsils and before the gullet, which is what he tells the woman in M&S when he's perusing the pants (not the one that works there, just that one who hangs out in the men's pant section).
And ladies, would you be tempted to ask how they found out the actual length, girth.
No I would merely assume that they have a tape measure and a lot of alone time.
Notice how I used the actual word Penis and not Willy...
Well done Willow, have a biscuit and a sit down to reward your efforts. | |
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Posted: 9/21/2008 2:35:35 PM | Bootieliciuos, well from the same manual as the penis estimating formula came the information on the female vagina and that was to look at the female mouth for size and lip type and this was an indicator, I have always found it to be fairly true.
Hope this clears you wondering mind and brings you peace 
JV | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/22/2008 5:44:25 AM | [/well, actually, the best way to tell is to look at a mans hands and the distance from the tip of the forefinger to the tip of the thumb when held at right angles (hypotenuse, who remembers from their schooldays?) is the length of the penis. Also if the hand is long and thin, or short and wide this is also an indicator of shape, so who need a ruler girls, just check out the hands]
This method catagorically does not work,I have a mate who is 6ft5" tall,hands like shovels,but only a little stumpy penis.There is no correlation between hand size,foot size and penis length.How do I know he has a stumpy penis,I dont close my eyes while we all get changed after football,before some smart alec makes a unsurprising and childish remark. | |
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Posted: 9/22/2008 6:00:36 AM | Dandy, statistics are based on the mean and the average, there will always be the exceptions to the rule, its cos we are humans.
When I joined the army, the smallest guy in the platoon was pete rowan aka "donkey****, he was immense.
Take care and always wash after use. | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/22/2008 7:42:02 AM |
I was once told by an elderly man I worked with (he was late forties)
I chuckled at that too, Enty!
I'm sure most men are very well aware of where, in the Great Scale of Penis Size, they fit. I bet a very large percentage have used a tape measure on it at some point in their lives. And why the hell shouldn't they? Their willy - their choice.
It is my opinion that the only way to really assess a penis is to get a good grip on it.
Queue here, please....... | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/22/2008 8:05:45 AM |
It is my opinion that the only way to really assess a penis is to get a good grip on it.
My best girly mate says she measures them in fistsaccording to her
One fist bad
Two fists good
Three fists just right
Four fists ouch. | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/22/2008 9:14:03 AM | " My best girly mate says she measures them in fists according to her
One fist bad
Two fists good
Three fists just right
Four fists ouch."
OMG.....fists? she must have small hands if three is just right????? I usually end up with the one fist  | |
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| How do you know the length/girth of your Penis..
Posted: 9/22/2008 9:42:12 AM |
just for the record,according to the world health organisation.the average size of a mans penis is 5-6 inches,which just happens to be the average depth of a womans vagina.so average is adequate,no matter what certain people may say.
another thing they found as well,was the fact that different nationalities did'nt have any noticable difference in size!.so please ladies don't believe the biggest lie going.that being that coloured men have the biggest.even if you've seen one,lol.
if you ever set foot in china, make sure you buy their "average" sized condoms, then you'll realise you are wrong.
Btw this study being carried out by the Indian council of medical research doesn't really give it much credibility, their just trying to make indians feel better  | |
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