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| If you came home and found your partner in bed with another...
Posted: 10/12/2008 11:32:10 AM | New meaning to mustard and making a sandwich...you could always sit at the end of the bed and critique them too...like a rabid hockey fan.....do I see high sticking here??? Then check their sorry asses into the glass... brings new meaning to iceing too.....they would be pretty cold after that and the mood would be ruined... Make sure to sharpen your skates first....the zamboni is broken | |
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| If you came home and found your partner in bed with another...
Posted: 10/12/2008 1:50:09 PM | I didn't catch them in bed together but I was absorbed by thoughts of smashing his beloved sportscar with a baseball bat and her dumb car, too. Also, fantasized about going to the gym, where she was our trainer and smashing her smile in with an eight pound dumbell.
However, I restrained myself, not without the occasional wistful thought of "what if I had done so?" | |
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| If you came home and found your partner in bed with another...
Posted: 10/12/2008 3:27:41 PM | there is a joke about savoir-fare,(french meaning to know to do)
There were three french boys 12, 15, & 18. They were discussing this issue. If you came home and found your mate in bed what would you do/
The 12 yr. old said, "I would say excuse me, close the door and leave. That is savoir-fare.
The 15 yr. old says,"No,no, You say excuse me, continue and close the door. That issavoir-fare.
The 18 yr. old says,"no,no. If you saye excuse me, continue and he does, that is savoir-fare.
Now to answer your question. No I would not forgive, I would have to get a new bed b/c i wouldn't even want to sleep in the bed that was used for cheating. | |
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| If you came home and found your partner in bed with another...
Posted: 10/20/2008 8:20:01 PM | hell to what I said before
I would go to my closet, grab my glock, load it with blanks, and scare them so bad they would be scarred for life, and throw him a towel and throw his clothes and whatever he had in the fire, and after shooting off blanks at them I would probably pistol whip the dude and then tell her she has five minutes to get her crap and leave before I load the gun with real ammo, and shoot both of them, and burn their bodies. I can be a sick sadistick mother****er if I want, and yes that is exactly what I would do. by the way, his ass would get thrown out the second story window.
I don't **** around, If I'm going to jail, then I'm going there with a demented mind. | |
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| If you came home and found your partner in bed with another...
Posted: 11/6/2008 5:49:32 AM | This is kinda sad, kinda funny....cause I know a man who had this happen...he came home to find his wife and best friend in the throes of passion and when it got to a screaming plateu, he ended up throwing a lamp at the dude, and killing him. He now has to live with killing someone...from prison.
But I also had this happen with my ex-husband. I did not exactly find them in the throes of passion, but came home about 2 minutes, too late for that! It was obvious...and finding a pair of her panties in my bed, only solidified such. Of course there were tears and screaming...but I was most annoyed that after being caught nearly red-handed, and having HER fess to it all...that he STILL denied it. Made me more pissed that he thought I was stupid!
Oh...and vomit is usually involved. Either in the mouth or projected across the room. | |
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