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Show ALL Forums  > Dating and Love Advice  > OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???      Mod Threads Home login   Page 2 of 3 1, 2, 3  Author  Thread: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 26 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 5:20:30 AM ALL BESIDE MYSELF!...... JUST GOT A SLIP OF THE TONGUE FROM CHUCK!.......  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 27 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 10:18:03 AM SMASH SMASH BLAMM BLAMM WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?? *a jealous triplerun with fury in his eyes bursts into the thread, his clothes are torn, hair standing up, and he is bleeding from a cut on his left hand where he had been typing too fast* A slip of the tongue??? Ooohh, he was kissing you on the lips..... er on your mouth. Oh Orchid, my heart. Now I'm going to have to spank you. *sigh* (might spank Chuck too, we'll see)  yuletide Joined: 2/15/2004 Msg: 28 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 1:29:31 PM Ok I admit that I am here to get laid. As far the "intimate encounter" sign, it hasn't brought anything. Of course, I just put that up yesterday.  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 29 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 2:09:01 PM Well that funny, I've got a sign up on the front of my house that says "LOOKING FOR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS." It hasn't worked either, but it has brought some interesting feedback.  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 30 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 2:14:24 PM LMFAO!....... OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BABY? IT WAS JUST A LITTLE KISS..... FINALLY I GET SPANKED, NOW I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AROUND HERE........  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 31 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 3:04:59 PM You lika to spanka? We lika to spanka! I spanka alotta. I spanka you assa! You have my attention, you minx.  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 32 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 3:25:29 PM THINKING............................. WHAT WOULD HAVE TO DO TO GET MORE FROM TRIP?......... MIND IS RACING WITH THOUGHTS!  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 33 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 3:37:46 PM Don't know if I found someone to lay. How about pollinate? Any flowers around here?  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 34 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 5:38:24 PM YOUR FLOWER HAS ARRIVED, SO POLLINATE AWAY!.......  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 35 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 7:26:13 PM OH..YOU LIKE MY TONGUE ORCHID?  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 36 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 8:18:34 PM YES I DO, BUT DON'T TELL TRIP OR MISSIE! THEY WILL GET MAD..... LMAO....  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 37 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 10:34:18 PM Mad isn't the word for it. I'm a man, I'm not afraid.... Let the best man win. Hope you are actually a man.  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 38 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:04:45 PM ORCHID KISSES TRIP TO CALM HIM DOWN........  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 39 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:12:08 PM Actually, that's the wrong ting to do in this situation...... it wil not calm me down. IT WILL DO THE OPPOSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 40 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:17:44 PM LET ME GUESS????? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...... WILL GET YOU EXCITED ENOUGH TO FIND THAT SPOT?  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 41 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:23:09 PM Actually, I know where that spot is, just prolonging things lover. Sweating yet? I am!  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 42 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:45:54 PM THAT MAKES TWO OF US! (sweating) YOURRRRR SOOOOOOO CLOSEEEE.........  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 43 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:48:02 PM MMM. Here? MMM Here? There? Everywhere? MMMMM I love it, smells like an orchard  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 44 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/5/2004 11:52:40 PM AN ORCHARD OF WARM VANILLA SUGAR........ ALL OVER YOU...... IN YOUR BED......  xchuck Joined: 6/11/2004 Msg: 45 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 9:28:43 AM i bet the sheets are sticky at your house!!  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 46 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 9:48:48 AM ONLY AFTER HOURS OF FUN! HEHEHEHEHEHH BUT NEVER FROM WARM VANILLA SUGAR!.............  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 47 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 11:54:20 AM *third deep sigh in five minutes* Sticky sheets..... Sweet flower, you are warm, you are all the flavours I love, and the essence of sugar.  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 48 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 12:37:04 PM ALL THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS!.............A LITTLE OF THIS.........A SPLASH OF THAT........I MENT A DASH OF THAT..........NO I HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME..........THE AROMA FILLS THE AIR.............MMMMMMMM..........  triplerun Joined: 5/27/2004 Msg: 49 Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 6:29:54 PM Love they way our sex smells.  GothicOrchid Joined: 7/11/2003 Msg: 50 view profile History Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY??? Posted: 6/6/2004 6:50:27 PM DID YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD?............ Page 2 of 3 1, 2, 3

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