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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 54 | |
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| Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???
Posted: 6/7/2004 7:02:43 PM | Hey Ender I'll have sex with you.... I... oops ..... dang. I'm a man on this website right?
Never mind. Please disregard. I was confused but my meds will kick in soon.
Would like to get laid though. No offense Ender. Kinda looking for a woman, picky that way! | |
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| Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???
Posted: 6/23/2004 10:45:11 AM | | I guess that depends on who wants to get line for this ride. (Don't worry there is no one in line so you can go as many times as you want.) | |
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| Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???
Posted: 6/24/2004 7:34:23 PM | Gooooooood Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen;
My name is Bart and I'll be your ride operator today.
Pleeeeease be sure to fasten all safety devices properly, strrrrrrrap yourself in, make sure everything is nice and snug. Pllllllllllease make every attempt to remain in a horizontal position at all times, exceptions will be allowed for excessively violent spurts of turbulence. There is to be no eating, drinking or smoking during the ride...drinking should be done beforehand...okay maybe eating is O.K. (wink!). For the comfort of other riders please do not leave cum under the seat. Screaming and use of profanities and vulgar language is required; parental discretion or involvement is not advised.
Oh, and you must be at least this tall to ride:
|----- HERCULES
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|--Superman
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|-- el Grande
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|--asian
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|--wimpy
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|--total weak-nut
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|--really drunk
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|--you're kidding, right?
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| Re: OK WHOS HERE TO FIND SOMEONE TO LAY???
Posted: 6/24/2004 8:06:07 PM | | KINDA HARD TO EPLAIN WHY THE LAB TECH IS NAKED FROM THE WASTE DOWN, LAYING ON THE DESK WITH A MONITOR BETWEEN HIS LEGS TRYING TO MEASURE HIS PECKER.... HEY WAIT... I GUESS I JUST EXPLAINED IT... | |
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