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short n sweet xx

Joined: 8/20/2008
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The first Date Posted: 9/22/2008 2:47:14 AM
I'm sorry but i told this story last night and had the place in a uproar so much so little old harry's teeth shot out....(true) and cracked everyone up yet AGAIN!! still laughing about it this morning... oh wish we knew who this guy was just to go peep at him you understand

skiptalker

Joined: 11/25/2007
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The first Date Posted: 9/22/2008 10:51:21 AM
he could have told you the tooth sry truth from the beginning....

Jadedgem

Joined: 9/16/2008
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The first Date Posted: 9/22/2008 12:41:23 PM
He should change his profile name to Gummy Budgie then he might suck seed at this dating malarchy (sorry for the bad joke, couldnt resist)

Alma Mahler

Joined: 3/20/2008
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The first Date Posted: 9/25/2008 12:22:02 PM
and he arrived minus his false teeth Hehe.. this reminds me of a joke: In a restaurant ( on a holiday) a man was upset because he forgot his denture at home and he could not eat, as he was telling this to the waiter another guy overheard and offered help... he opened a suitcase and took a denture out and asked the guy to try it Unfortunately it did not fit so the suitcase guy took another denture from his suitcase and passed it to the unfortunate guy.. this time it fitted perfectly so the guy who got the denture said : "Oh, you saved my life, thanks very much Doctor !"and finally started eating .. 'I am glad it fits you'... said the suitcase guy.. ' but I am not a doctor.. 'I am a Funeral Director.'

Cotswoldcarl

Joined: 8/17/2008
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The first Date Posted: 9/25/2008 2:06:24 PM
Well I can say tis this - I hope when I have false teeth I can still get to go on dates with ladies like Amy !!

Glendakins

Joined: 5/25/2007
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The first Date Posted: 9/26/2008 8:19:33 AM
.. difficult one... If he was an ok chap, I'm sure the gummy-ness would have been transcended.

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