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Posted: 6/12/2009 5:03:09 PM | | hehehehehhe hahahhahahah i am laughing aloud! no way all that really happened!!! u could write a best-seller if u made them up! hahahhaha hilarious | |
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Posted: 6/12/2009 5:07:15 PM | Number 8:
Her: “Are you spiritual?”
Me: “Yeah, I believe I am. I think what you do and how you act is the most important thing in life.”
Her: “No, I mean spiritual.”
Me: “Um, yeah, that’s what I was talking about. You know…taking interest and responsibility for you actions. Honor, integrity…things like that…right?”
Her: “No, I mean spiritual…like into spirits. Do you believe in them?
Me: “Well…I really don’t know. I never saw one if that is what you’re asking.”
Her: “I see them all the time. I can talk to them.”
This one must be really common because a few of my friends have told me similar stories. Then again, I live in So Cal. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:52:31 AM | 1
My favorite was this:
The first time I talked to her over the phone:
After listening to about an hour of how guys don't like her, she's fat, and guys always ditch her after about a week (warning lights going off in my head).
Her: "Oh, btw. Any guy who dates me can't have any female friends."
Me: "Um, ok (pauses). What about my friend's wife or my brother's wife?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Well, if you're going to say that then I guess I'm not comfortable with you having male friends."
Her: "See this is where I'm going to fight you. I'm going to be selfish just like I am with school (told me, when she is in class we could only see each other on her terms). I get to have my male friends, hang out with them, cuddle with them, and that's just how it is."
Me: (long sigh) "Well, this is where I go to bed."
Her: "Huh."
Me: "I bid you adieu. You have a nice night."
Her: "Really?"
Me: "Yes, good night" (Hangs up the phone).
Her: (text message) "Thank you for wasting my sleeping time."
Me: (text message) "Thank you for showing me who you really are right away. Please don't call or text me anymore."
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Another general one was a very pretty, single mom I talked to for about a week. After 5-6 emails, text messages, and one phone call. Said she, "Told her mom about me, and her mom was very excited that we are going to meet. (Btw, this girl was very, very good looking). Said, "I hope I don't scare you off." Through out the time she kept telling me about her male cousin who she lived with, cooked her dinner, took care of her child when she was at work, went on cruises with, and she even took time to watch a movie with just him (she broke another engagement to spend time with him). Meanwhile, the next day, back to texting me, sending me pictures, wanting to go out with me on Friday. Things got ugly towards the end. I asked her if she was secretly in love with her cousin. She didn't like that, but either that guy is a really good cousin, just someone she calls her cousin, or something else.
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This occurred before the last two. Girl, without pic in profile (hence why I require one now) messages me about how nice I am, good looking, and seemed down to earth. Has no picture in her profile. After getting to know her, seemed like a nice person but was hung up on being a 23 year-old virgin (it happens). Profile says she is "athletic" and she was a cheerleader in high school. Potential to be cute. Send me a few pictures of her in dark clothes and odd angles so I can't really see her body or face too well. She says, "Just meet me, I assure you I am cute." Something is starting to bother me now. We talk for a few more days, and she assures me several more times that she is in great shape and we should meet. Tells me, "I see myself as athletic, but I might not be according to you. I don't talk to her for a day or so because I am on vacation and was busy with somethings. Out of the blue, two pictures (of her) show up in my phone. I don't mean to be cruel but there wasn't enough space in my phone window. She wasn't even remotely cute either. Now I require a picture. A few days later I politely ended it. I'm not shallow as a few girls in the past year that I really liked were not the best looking girls, but at least be honest. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 10:33:47 AM | I have posted about this one on other threads but I can't help it. Getting it out helps me heal from the trauma.
After a week of phone calls, texts, during which time she sent me lots of "steamy" photos of a truly gorgeous woman, its time for our first date. She pulls up in front of my office (we had planned to spend some time out East and we were going in my car so it was a good place to meet).
This "thing" that was as tall as me and weighed 100 lbs more than me started lumbering toward me like a charging Rhino.
If I had a gun I probably would have used it.
Not that it would have brought it down of course
Addendum- after I blasted her with a scathing message about deception, she went offline for a while. I see she's back, with even more deceptive photos in her profile than before.
"Buyer beware" | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 4:25:06 PM | | Would be nice if somehow you could let people know about her. Made me think of saying, "Pull." I wonder if an elephant gun could have brought her down. I had deceptive people who send blurry pics. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2009 7:49:44 PM |
Would be nice if somehow you could let people know about her
Yeah you can't disparage another member on this board even if you're trying to warn people about deception.
And it makes sense because how can you tell those who are legitimately reporting a deceptive person compared to people that are just trying to get even because they were rejected by someone.
Of course you can always message me and ask.. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:29:22 AM | Hmmm... bad first dates... not in any particular order....
Date 1:
Him: Sorry I am late
Me: No problem
Him: You look pretty
Me: Thanks
The Waitress: Can I get you something?
Him (to the waitress): Your phone number... would you like to go out some time
Date 2:
Him: What is that ring?
Me: My pentacle ring
Him: What does that mean
Me: I am Pagan.
Him: What is that?
Me: It's a nature based path.
Him: So are you going to curse me or something
Me: Hadn't thought of it.
Him... for the next half hour: I am Catholic and believe witches should be burned. Please don't curse me. I don't care what you believe, just don't push it on me. You should not practice that and convert. I would feel better if you weren't Pagan. Can you change? I'd feel better if you were Catholic.
Date 3:
Him: So what exactly is your weight
Me: Ummmm
Him: I like really big girls
Me: I am actually losing weight... working out often.
Him: Would you eat a whole cheesecake for me?
Me: Uh, that's really unhealthy
Him: Look, if you want to be good enough for me to date, I need you to gain more weight | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:40:17 AM | | You people are really scaring me. (although some of the posts are pretty funny) I'm back new into this scary world of dating. Is there a thread with good first dates? | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:50:45 AM |
Is there a thread with good first dates?
I want to say my first date with my ex was nice. And it was... for the most part. The only down side was that he kept swearing the waiter really wanted f... me. I had to assure him it was the waiter's job to flirt and make that impression. My ex wouldn't hear of it and to the day we broke up (8 months later) still swore the waiter was hot for me. | |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:06:27 PM | Wow. If these are seriously true I am feeling pretty dang lucky. My worst...
Ten minutes into our first date...
Him: You have really great boobs, can I touch them?
Me: Umm, right. So I gotta go now.
Him: No, wait. I was kidding, just trying to break the ice. Not about your boobs, though, cuz they're great. I mean, not that I'm looking. But I'm not NOT looking either. I mean, yeah, if you let me touch them I'd be psyched... Nevermind. Would it make you feel better if I let you touch my c**k??
Riiiiight.
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Posted: 6/19/2009 12:36:46 PM | well the last date from here that i went on was simply meet at a park for a walk...sounds simple ...at least that was what her husband thought when he caught us..........
the first date on pof was nice when we were cooking out but when her daughter ( off her prozac) came after me with an eight inch butcher knife and I had to take it away from her and handcuff her to restrain her......I am a cop by proffession........LETS BE CAREFUL OUT THERE..............................................................................LMAO..NOW................ | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 3:41:38 PM | Lol...thank you for the great stories!! I thought I was the only one on this site that has run into psychos, liars and losers. I decided to start a journal detailing my time on POF. Since some of the stories are so unbelievable.
This is one of my favorites:
I call him Babys daddy:
I meet this guy on here we email back and forth for two days then exchange phone numbers and text/call each other for three more days. We decide to meet and he invites me up to his town (about an hour from me) for a dinner and drinks. He tells me I can have his couch and not to worry about anything. So I head up for the date and we meet, everything is great. We have tons of fun out and I even got to meet a few of his friends. Totally nice guy and very polite. I spent the night and he was a total gentleman and did not try anything but to kiss me. The next morning I leave and he tells me to call him when I get home so he knows I got there ok. I call him and everything seems good. Later on that night when he calls he doesnt want to talk and tells me that he is tired and he will call me the next day. But the next day I get a text saying he cant see me or talk to me anymore and that he is sorry. So I call him to find out what is up and tell him that a text to say that was rude!! He then tells me that he had gotten a letter in the mail the day before stating that the DNA test his ex had made him take 2 months before had come back and he was now a father. So he needed to go back to his ex and try to work things out. WTF? He had told me about how this girl, with no mention of a child, had cheated on him a million times and that the last straw was when he caught her in bed with some other guy!!! (FYI: this guy deleted his profile the same day he told me about going back to his ex). | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 4:27:20 PM | i think this is one of the best Thread i have read in a while tooo funny..well
Joe keep on looking and good luck to you just be aware of the looney women out there lol. | |
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Posted: 6/20/2009 7:07:46 AM | He tells me I can have his couch and not to worry about anything
I call him and everything seems good. Later on that night when he calls he doesnt want to talk and tells me that he is tired and he will call me the next day. But the next day I get a text saying he cant see me or talk to me anymore and that he is sorry.
You haven't even met the guy yet and you plan to stay on his couch the very first night you meet?
And his bogus excuse about "being a father"? He just didn't like what he saw. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 1:26:26 PM | What bothers me is something like: Im still living with my husband but only for conveinence sake. We dont even sleep in the same room!
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Posted: 7/20/2009 1:30:27 PM |
talltexan987: What bothers me is something like: Im still living with my husband but only for conveinence sake. We dont even sleep in the same room!
I got one of those not too long ago..she told me on our first meet up that she "still lived with her boyfriend of 6 years, but only for financial reasons and they lived at separate ends of the house and had nothing to do with each other". I was pessimistic but met her for a second real date. More stuff came out...such as she briefly lost my number because she thought she wrote it down but couldn't find it..after she deleted all the texts and (I guess) all calls dialed to me, and dialed to her by me..as well as my contact info on her phone. I asked her why that was necessary if they had nothing going on, and she said "She didnt want to hurt his feelings if he looked through her phone".
There was no third date. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 1:53:14 PM | Steve the girl was acting rational for not wanting to hurt her boyfriend of 6 years feelings. If he found your number in her cell phone he would have cried.
after all the dude is only 6 years old. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2009 1:57:14 PM | marc100000 : Steve the girl was acting rational for not wanting to hurt her boyfriend of 6 years feelings. If he found your number in her cell phone he would have cried. after all the dude is only 6 years old.
Huh? Do you think I misunderstood her?
At first when I read the second part of your post I laughed and then I stopped laughing and it hit me that you're serious and maybe her boyfriend was just a toddler. In which case no wonder she was so crazy about me! She had no idea what a "real man" is until she found ME!
Maybe I should call her | |
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Posted: 11/25/2009 2:38:53 PM | woman a few yrs bak > end of date as i dropped her off @ her house, said i was the first one who wasn't attacked at the front door by her ex who usually hid in the nearby thicket w a crowbar (in case new guy's tire needs changin').
Once, done.
(this thread deserves to be recycled every so often). | |
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